What would Cam do without Bush, truly?

[misscam]

Oh, Bush. I saw you on telly again today and I thought "what would I do without you, truly?" And what would I do. You enrich my life. You broaden my horizon every time you speak - before you, I truly didn't know it was possible to mangle English so. You give me hope that truly anyone could be elected President, including the drool the cat left on my pillow. Your grin has a power that no other smile can match, propelling me from lazed non-caring to enraged hissyfit in 0.3 seconds. And such efficient fuel! The dying screams of my braincells as I headwall myself down the IQ scale. Environmentally safe like whoa!

And most of all, Bush, I love you for living in your lovely, shiny White House on the other side of the Atlantic with such a huge, huge, huge ocean of water between us, soulnemesis of my heart. Don't ever change. Don't ever move. Don't ever visit or, in my deep sadness over the fact that Norway is not worthy of that special brand of you, I'll be forced to take out the world with this fifty kiloton lutefisk.

Comments

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

Truth be told, I think our President has been replaced with a Disneyland-esque animatronic robot.

" 9/11 and Iraq are linked... we must stay the course... our troops are making progress..."

The alternative to this school of thought is suffering cerebral shock at the utter disconnect from the pictures on the television and the words that issue from his mouth. And I, for one, don't want my braincells to be sacrificed for such a cause.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I like to think he's alien and the Doctor is coming for him any day now.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

He's the anitchrist, I'm tellin' ya. I mean, really. The Red Sox won the World Series! It's the End of Days! Run for your lives!

......I'm in one of those moods....

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

*SOB! WAAAAAAIIL!!!*

I get so depressed during the holiday season. I always loved walking to the White House and enjoying the Christmas tree and the huge Yule log they burn, and the state trees and the lights...

That son of a bitch ruins everything. PLEASE, let him come entertain Norway with his stupidity for a couple years so I can have my white city back! *cries*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No. We're not taking him. Not for love, money or your sanity.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

*fangirls Cam forever* Only you could manage to insult the Shrub so thorougly while singing his praise. Incidentally, given the choice between the two of them, I'm voting for Ishmael's drool.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

What the? That's not my icon.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*blinkblink*

Lj screw-up again, no doubt.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

I haven't told you lately how much I love you. I tell you so now. I bow down at the altar of your wit. Know that this shall be printed out and put on my refridgerator.

[knorg.livejournal.com]

I thought this was going to be a post about shaving.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is, metaphorically.

[roguem.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

I agree with knorg.

But, this is wonderful too.

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

*applauds* I am highly amused. I think you should send this as a letter to the dear ol' Shrub of Love and Joy, but this could spark in him a desire to visit your wonderful country. ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'll postmark it Sweden.

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

Ooooh so Bush and Phelps can both visit Sweden. Maybe they will come together and leave the third of their OT3 behind in the US.

[falena]

Oh, you're the best.

[iamtaramis.livejournal.com]

I love my country, I love my flag, but deliver us Lord, Yahweh, Buddha from the pestilence that is Bush! I literally run from the TV he appears and I can't find the remote to SHUT HIM UP. Whenever I see his picture or hear his voice and I cringe in shame...Really. Not kidding. Sad, just...so sad.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pats* I can understand all too well. He pisses me off enough as it is, and I live an ocean away. Having him as the leader of my country... Ack.

*Wild giggling*

[cerberusa.livejournal.com]

I almost fell off my computer chair laughing, when I read this. Truly hilarious, not to mention I agree with the views. Thank the Gods I'm not American. *Looks relieved*. If my country was under Bush, I might have to comit suicide.

Though Tony Blair isn't exactly better...

Re: *Wild giggling*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Blair can be an utter pain in the ass as well, but he usually manages to look more intelligent while at it.