And the new years springs into gear...

[misscam]

Happy New Year, people of LiveJournal and Earth. If 2005 was good for you, may 2006 be as well. Was 2005 gah, may 2006 improve heaps. If you're Bush, may 2006 be even more horrendous.

Snagged from evilstorm:
Don't you think Bush looks tired?

(If you get it, spread it. Make it a meme!)

Snagged from my own brain:
Comment with a moo, and I shall give you a prediction for 2006 involving you. It will be as reliable as US intelligence on Iraq pre-war, I assure you.

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Oh, that meme is so going in my next post.

And, um, moo. (Why a moo? *is very puzzled*)

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

moo?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

In 2006 drakyndra will have an unfortunate accident involving a Doctor Who action figure, John Howard's car and a vat of glittery pink haircolour. The incident will make BBC's 'In Other News' and spawn a whole new line of Aussie jokes involving John Howard action. The rest of the year, drakyndra will spend all the money earned on interview rights on a ridiculous amount of Doctor Who stuff and exprimental haircare.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Additional: The 'moo' is a favoured greeting on IM by misscam.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

QUACK!

I bet she's in on IT with the POTATOES! (why do they need so many eyes, any way?)

Moo humbug, etc.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

lotus79 will begin 2006 being arrested after trying to strangle a young badfic author. Luckily, she will get off under plea of temporary insanity, claiming to have an alternate personality called 'the Grammar Guru'. ABC hires her for an inventive new reality show involving grammar, people and rampant rhinos. The show is such a sucess ABC is able to fork over the money for Doctor Who to make a special Aussie episode guest-starring Christopher Eccleston. Unfortunately, lotus79 is so eager to meet him she accidentally sleeps with his evil twin instead.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Yep, sounds like me.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Damn.

But grammar is cool, oh yes.

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

Moo.

*resists urge to make other barnyard noises*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

git_the_goddess will spend the year trying to get role playing an accepted Olympic sport. Failing that, she locks herself in a telephone booth and tries to convince passing byers it's a Kiwi TARDIS, time-travelling and dangerous. New Zealand thinks her bonkers, until she successfully manages to fly it right onto Bush's head on his first ever statevisit. git_the_goddess is made a national hero for ensuring he never returns.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

ressie_noldo sleeps through February, on the basis that the dreams are much more interesting than the month. In March, her creative genius is recognised by Indian leaders and she's given the job to invent the new flag, the previous being declared 'too 2005'. Taking her four months to finish, her new flag is hailed as a triumph of collour and symbolism, depsite it being ridiculously over-budget and late. ressie_noldo spends the rest of the year using her money to get a Silmarillion movie started and to snag one of the actors playing a Noldor Elf.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Meow Moo?

[sonbon71.livejournal.com]

Happy Moo Year Miss Cam. Hoping Santa left a Type 40 TARDIS key in your stocking.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Woof Moo!

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Oom. I mean, moo.
That Bush thing is going in my next journal entry.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

pulsarkat has a near-death experience with a tornado. Sadly, the tornado has near-life experience with her and falling in love, it spends the year stalking pulsarkat. The French pays pulsarkat an undisclosed sum of money for moving to Washington D.C. Following the destruction of the US government, Canada takes over. pulsarkat thinks herself destined to be a freak weather show for the rest of her life until in August, when the tornado falls in love with hurricane Victor and the pair moves out in the Atlantic and has lots of babies. The new weather phenomenon this brings is named "pulsar-torcane".

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

sonbon71 spends most of the year leading a protest group after the US government siezes Tim-Tams, declaring it an enemy of freedom and American chocolate superiority. However, when Canada takes over the US, Tim-Tams spring back and launch a new flavour called Doctor's Choice on sonbon71's urging. sonbon71 spends the rest of the year in hospital after eating half the stock.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Moo cluck wakawaka bam blam moo.

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

moo

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

colorstoobright starts the new year by getting casted in a new international version of The Amazing Race. People everywhere loves to hate her as she goes mean to win. Sadly, she finishes second. Happily she uses her new fame to start a career as international bitch, saying in public what everyone else whispers behind back.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

puredeadthingy marries Neil Gaiman in Las Legas in January, after getting him ridiculously drunk to agree. They divorce in February, after he gets puredeadthingy ridiculously drunk to agree. puredeadthingy spends the rest of the year writing her own novel and then declared an evil she-devil by Pat Robertson for making it a fantasy novel. The PR makes the book a success, but sadly, at the launch party, puredeadthingy gets ridiculously drunk and ends up marrying Pat.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

That seems accurate.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

evilstorm is investigated by the CIA after President Bush is forced to resign over health rumours. Nothing is proved, and the CIA kidnap attempt it foiled by a mysterious blue police box. evilstorm spends the rest of the year selling stories of the real adventures of the Doctor to the tabloids. No one believes her, but the money she makes is a nice comfort.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

...! ♥

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

adoralyna spends an uneventful January and February with her websites and icons, but following the discovery that Disney stole one of her designs for a new family movie about the talking McDonalds meal (sponsored by McDonalds and L'Oreal, because you're worth it), she launches a lawsuit and wins. The money helps her open a Nugatti import service and get Doctor Who on air in the US. At the end of the year, she declares her intentions to run for Governor of Florida. Alligators everywhere eat Republicans as a sign of support.