And the new years springs into gear...

[misscam]

Happy New Year, people of LiveJournal and Earth. If 2005 was good for you, may 2006 be as well. Was 2005 gah, may 2006 improve heaps. If you're Bush, may 2006 be even more horrendous.

Snagged from evilstorm:
Don't you think Bush looks tired?

(If you get it, spread it. Make it a meme!)

Snagged from my own brain:
Comment with a moo, and I shall give you a prediction for 2006 involving you. It will be as reliable as US intelligence on Iraq pre-war, I assure you.

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Oh, that meme is so going in my next post.

And, um, moo. (Why a moo? *is very puzzled*)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

In 2006 drakyndra will have an unfortunate accident involving a Doctor Who action figure, John Howard's car and a vat of glittery pink haircolour. The incident will make BBC's 'In Other News' and spawn a whole new line of Aussie jokes involving John Howard action. The rest of the year, drakyndra will spend all the money earned on interview rights on a ridiculous amount of Doctor Who stuff and exprimental haircare.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

moo?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

lotus79 will begin 2006 being arrested after trying to strangle a young badfic author. Luckily, she will get off under plea of temporary insanity, claiming to have an alternate personality called 'the Grammar Guru'. ABC hires her for an inventive new reality show involving grammar, people and rampant rhinos. The show is such a sucess ABC is able to fork over the money for Doctor Who to make a special Aussie episode guest-starring Christopher Eccleston. Unfortunately, lotus79 is so eager to meet him she accidentally sleeps with his evil twin instead.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

QUACK!

I bet she's in on IT with the POTATOES! (why do they need so many eyes, any way?)

Moo humbug, etc.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

git_the_goddess will spend the year trying to get role playing an accepted Olympic sport. Failing that, she locks herself in a telephone booth and tries to convince passing byers it's a Kiwi TARDIS, time-travelling and dangerous. New Zealand thinks her bonkers, until she successfully manages to fly it right onto Bush's head on his first ever statevisit. git_the_goddess is made a national hero for ensuring he never returns.

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

Moo.

*resists urge to make other barnyard noises*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

ressie_noldo sleeps through February, on the basis that the dreams are much more interesting than the month. In March, her creative genius is recognised by Indian leaders and she's given the job to invent the new flag, the previous being declared 'too 2005'. Taking her four months to finish, her new flag is hailed as a triumph of collour and symbolism, depsite it being ridiculously over-budget and late. ressie_noldo spends the rest of the year using her money to get a Silmarillion movie started and to snag one of the actors playing a Noldor Elf.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Meow Moo?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

pulsarkat has a near-death experience with a tornado. Sadly, the tornado has near-life experience with her and falling in love, it spends the year stalking pulsarkat. The French pays pulsarkat an undisclosed sum of money for moving to Washington D.C. Following the destruction of the US government, Canada takes over. pulsarkat thinks herself destined to be a freak weather show for the rest of her life until in August, when the tornado falls in love with hurricane Victor and the pair moves out in the Atlantic and has lots of babies. The new weather phenomenon this brings is named "pulsar-torcane".

[sonbon71.livejournal.com]

Happy Moo Year Miss Cam. Hoping Santa left a Type 40 TARDIS key in your stocking.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

sonbon71 spends most of the year leading a protest group after the US government siezes Tim-Tams, declaring it an enemy of freedom and American chocolate superiority. However, when Canada takes over the US, Tim-Tams spring back and launch a new flavour called Doctor's Choice on sonbon71's urging. sonbon71 spends the rest of the year in hospital after eating half the stock.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Woof Moo!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

colorstoobright starts the new year by getting casted in a new international version of The Amazing Race. People everywhere loves to hate her as she goes mean to win. Sadly, she finishes second. Happily she uses her new fame to start a career as international bitch, saying in public what everyone else whispers behind back.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Oom. I mean, moo.
That Bush thing is going in my next journal entry.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

puredeadthingy marries Neil Gaiman in Las Legas in January, after getting him ridiculously drunk to agree. They divorce in February, after he gets puredeadthingy ridiculously drunk to agree. puredeadthingy spends the rest of the year writing her own novel and then declared an evil she-devil by Pat Robertson for making it a fantasy novel. The PR makes the book a success, but sadly, at the launch party, puredeadthingy gets ridiculously drunk and ends up marrying Pat.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Moo cluck wakawaka bam blam moo.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

evilstorm is investigated by the CIA after President Bush is forced to resign over health rumours. Nothing is proved, and the CIA kidnap attempt it foiled by a mysterious blue police box. evilstorm spends the rest of the year selling stories of the real adventures of the Doctor to the tabloids. No one believes her, but the money she makes is a nice comfort.

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

moo

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

adoralyna spends an uneventful January and February with her websites and icons, but following the discovery that Disney stole one of her designs for a new family movie about the talking McDonalds meal (sponsored by McDonalds and L'Oreal, because you're worth it), she launches a lawsuit and wins. The money helps her open a Nugatti import service and get Doctor Who on air in the US. At the end of the year, she declares her intentions to run for Governor of Florida. Alligators everywhere eat Republicans as a sign of support.

[scattergraph.livejournal.com]

I am definitely taking that meme.

Moo!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

scattergraph spends the first part of the year campaigning for voting rights for cat under the undeniable fact that cats are smarter than the average Big Brother watcher. In August, the Paws for Future Paerty wins a landslide election and Blair is replaced by Maxine the short-haired ginger housecat. The tabloids spend most of the rest of the year linking her to Charles Kennedy.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

moo

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

greyladybast is in March discovered breaking into her neighbour's garage, claiming it hides a TARDIS. Friends and relatives declares she must have snapped after too much Doctor-ogling. She spends a month recovering in hospital, where she discovers the doctors are running a nerfarious plot to seperate Rhode Island into its own country and replace all the coffee in the US with tea for health reasons. She joins. She is last seen in December, laughing evilly near a Starbucks.

[crisiks.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year, Miss Cam.

Also? Moo.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

In April, the GAFF community is shocked when it is revealed crisiks is the Site Guru - and Lord Voldemort. In May, they're even more shocked when crisiks reveals GAFF is in fact a giant sociological study. June brings the news that the study is funded by Jupiter's gaseous aliens, who think the Earth might be a brilliant setting for their new reality show. In November, GAFF members finally manage to stop inhaling mushrooms and all is declared hallucinations. crisiks sniggers evilly - until she discovers Jupiter pays in gas and her house blows up.

[redscharlach.livejournal.com]

Moo!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

redscharlach is hired by the city of London to do art for the coming Olympics. Sadly, she gets fired in March, following the discovery that part of her work contains the phrase "David Tennant, shag me". The Olympic committe declares it had no problems with the message, but disapproved of the font. The exposure earns redscharlach fame and fortune and a job in the BBC spreading inappropriate messages in a supposed family channel. The American religious right quickly declares her an enemy of freedom, then steal her to get Arnold re-elected for governor. An unfortunate mistake in adapting the idea gets David Tennant elected instead.

[sliven.livejournal.com]

Happy Moo Year!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

sliven spends the year as the pin-up girl for the Swedish football team, resulting in Swedish gold. Other countries try to bribe her into moving there for similar accomplishments, but sliven merely takes the money and channels into genetic research, bringing about the birth of actual wee free men. The world trembles. sliven laughs evilly.

[shandydann]

A belated Happy New Year from Aberdeen.

I hope this Year is much better than the last and that they do a nine and ten Dr Who episode.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No Moo? :P

Heh, I hope so too. And may you have a smashing year of drooling and occasional nude lust objects.

[silvery-lass.livejournal.com]

I can type it but the heck I'm going to say it: moo.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

silvery_lass sneaks into Norway to steal misscam's Doctor Who collection, but instead ends up being adopted by a herd of musk oxes and spends the winter scaring American tourists. The Swedish government demands her back when she head-butts Dolly Parton. After extensive deprogramming from musk ox thinking, silvery_lass returns to normal society and writes "Muskery Adventures", a book beloved by furries everywhere.

[neongreenleaf.livejournal.com]

moo shu pork

[neongreenleaf.livejournal.com]

Oh, excuse my rudeness:

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ^_^

[siraj.livejournal.com]

Moo!


"If you're Bush, may 2006 be even more horrendous." <-- Considering Bush's approval rating, he'd have to pull quite a bit out of his arse to make things better... like bringing the troops home for starters.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

siraj wakes up a morning in February to find himself in bed with gay cowboys. The author of Brokeback Mountain screams plagiarism. Fangirls just scream. With the newfound fame, siraj starts up a erotic magazine for the flexible "when it comes to dancing". The Religious Right combusts at the horror. The world rejoices and does the tango.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year!

Moo.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Your icon pwns. (I love that picture, it crack me up every time I look at at)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lost_iris_/]

MOO!!! XD

I'll be waiting to see one of your predictions somehow come true, by the way.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

_lost_iris_ discovers on Valentine's Day that she's actually trapped in a Sim Tower game run by Matrix-minded Santas. Trying to alert the world to the truth, she only manages to get dribbled on a lot by the guy who announces Jesus's return every Thursday on the corner. After a while, she decides she rather likes it when Knivses moves in next door.

The Matrix-minded Santas cheer at the new high score.

[kitness.livejournal.com]

Moo?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

kitness wakes up in April to discover she was run down by a horde of fangirls when chatting to Hugh Jackman. Enraged, she goes on an anti-fangirl campaign, until she sees the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie and promptly forgets she has a brain in the face of droolage. She is last seen sailing her bathtub out to sea, Johnny Depp catching net on standby.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Moo! (Am now desiring of cow icon, but will settle for other barnyard animal...)

Happy new year to you, too :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

highwindpav starts the new year discovering she has until then unknown mental powers of making anyone fancy carrots. She uses this power to set up a carrot shop, soon expanding into a nation-wide chain as Americans go carrot mad. With the money, she buys CBS and makes CSI truly multi-ship. Then she steals Donald Trump's gold toilet and spends the rest of the year on it.

[avendya.livejournal.com]

Moo.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

avendya makes March very interesting when proving that even the laws of gravity bend to the laws of lusting. For this discovery, she wins a Nobel Prize and opens for a whole new environmentally friendly energy source. In November, Greenpeace parks itself outside her house anyway, moaning about being out of things to do. avendya hardly notices, having moved into her new tower and researching the possibilities of white holes. She plans to drop Greenpeace down one.

[unendingreverie.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I don't pity Bush.

Moo?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cam's Prediction Daleks says:

unendingreverie sleeps through January, eats through February and spends March sorting socks. In April, she gets kidnapped by a King Kong replica, and spends several months in the jungle cleaning his fur. When it's revealed it's really David Wenham's younger brother in fur, the two marry and have a honeymoon in frog rain. The world press tries to cover teh event, but gets eaten by men in dinosaur suits.