Various Notes and News and Ladida

[misscam]

Doctor Who fandom friending meme. Where to find new friends, those of you I have lured into the fandom.

I have signed up for 50lyricsfanfic (my table found here. Mine's Doctor/Rose from Doctor Who. What shock.). Why don't you too? CSI fandom and ships are still unclaimed.

Dear babydoll, kindly spell the name of your own country right in your profile already before you make my inner anglophile go insane. I know we've talked about this before, but let's try it just one more time. It's B-R-I-T-A-I-N. Kthxbye.

Must stop spending so much time at BBC News Magazine site. But must definitely beat lotus79 at the quizes still. (BBC, I love you!)

Cardiff and London is not the same place, mmkay? Can we stop confusing them already?

Dear Fred Phelps,

STFU before I smother you between two Valkyries.

No Love,
Odin (who enjoys a good buggery)

In other news:
Condition critical for Israeli PM
(Meanwhile, Pat Robertson suggests God gave Sharon the stroke as divine retribution.)
Let Irving go home, says Lipstadt
Slovak abortion move worries EU
Plan to import camels to Norway may hit a hump (!!! Camels in Norway? Um, right then.)
Cat family tree researched
Fun with punctuation
Rumbles in Norway over suggested Israel boycott

Comments

[aervir.livejournal.com]

I've joined the friending frenzy -- new Doctor Who folks are always welcome on my f-list.

And if there were such a thing as divine retribution, Pat Robertson would have been slain by a pot whale falling from the sky a long, long time ago.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. We all need to band together and take over the world.

Funny how when it happens to people Pat dislike it's 'divne retribution', but when it's people on his side, it's 'God works in mysterious ways'.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

It's 'God works in mysterious ways'.

*fights the temptation to start quoting Blues Brothers at random*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Get thee away from me, Satan.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?

YES. YES. JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.

*satanic grin*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now see the dark as I know you unconscious.

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

There are things I wish Kristin Halvorsen would just say "No Comment" to. I have no problem with her having the opinions (even if I don't agree with her most of the time) but for her sake, I'd wish that she'd either waited until she had been in the cabinet a wee bit longer, or left that part of the politics to those in SV who're not members of the cabinet.

I read through some debates on the subject on VGNett, and literally for the first time, I found myself agreeing with some of them. It made my head hurt.

On the other hand, the nice thing about some of SV's more extreme suggestions since they came into semi-power - they have gotten the Norwegian people into a debate on some of the subjects.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know I voted for government change, but I hear you on the 'STFU, SV' right now.

Then again, the Bondevik government had a whole string of headdesk moments their first time in government. I guess it's a required part of coming to power or something.

Still... Learn the golden art of STFU sometimes, SV people.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I'm almost tempted to set up a fake funeral that will catch Phelp's attention and catch him in a net while he's picketing and blast him off into space or something. (Wouldn't pity him if he got picked up by aliens and probed as some sort of odd poetic justice.)

Ah, Pat Robertson. I wonder if it's much fun to sit on TV and say bullshit like that. I'd be all like, "Don't put a semicolon in front of a dependent clause, and then expect to go crying back to God afterward when you get a papercut. God doesn't like it when you don't punctuate properly, and his punishment will be swift and irritating."

[misscam.livejournal.com]

See, your show I would totally get behind. "Grammar According to God" - shiiiny.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

You win at life.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

Cardiff and London is not the same place, mmkay? Can we stop confusing them already?

I should know better than to click on these...I should...but I do it anyway. Wonder what that says about me? Probably that I'm a sick, sick person.:) Please tell me you shared the joy with GAWF, because that one...oh man, it's not as bad as the Doctor being Rose's aborted love child but...*shudder*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's where I found it via.

I don't think anything can top the aborted-Doctor - though of course by saying it, I've probably cursed it into being.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

I've found some horrid stuff out there (including this gem)...but yeah. The aborted-Doctor still has the crown. *wonders how many small animals need to be sacrificed to spare us the horror of a new 'king' of bad!Whofic*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

What in the name of all that is exterminated was the point of that thing??? Some kind of coded message from Mars or something? *boggles*

We may have to go for bigger sacrifices. Like Bush.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

He *does* look tired... *grins*

Yeah. I have *no* idea what the point of that thing was...but it made my brain hurt just trying to go through it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's the glory of it. Muhahaha. Alas, most Americans will just not ge it, so can't pass it on to them. Wah.

Bit like the 'the Doctor raps' fic in the points department, that one. Or the one where the Doctor gets a Pokemon companion.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

I'm slowly converting some of my poor un-initiated American brethren to the cause of Doctor Who *grins* Soon, many will understand. *insert diabolical laughter here*

A Pokemon companion???? Oh you've got to tell me where I can find *that* one. 'Cause that's just begging to be mocked. And mocked. And mocked some more. What's next? A Neopets companion, or, oh I know, a furby. Or...*horror* Teddy Ruxpin.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've been converting Americans too. Excellent, excellent. The more who work at it, the more will see the light. And the glory of six words.

You ask, I give. I must warn though, that one hurts sanity. A lot. Then again, what ca you expect from a story with its very title misspelled?

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* The Doctor: Take Me Too You Leader! *points and mocks* Oh dear lord...there are 30 chapters of this crap? It boggles the mind, and I think my IQ dropped a few points from reading just the first chapter.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Don't miss some of the later ones, like 25, where Rose will only shag him if they get married - so they do.

It burns, precious.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

It burns like a thermonuclear warhead dropped on top of my head. Wow. *shakes her head at the sad, sad state of some of these fics in her fandom*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know. We need Goodfic Encouragement Week or something.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

Amen! You know...*goes over to her LJ and posts something about Goodfic Encouragement Week* Don't know if anyone'll post anything, but hey, it's good for us, no?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, good idea, actually. I'll see if I can't post something in the morning - might spread, who knows.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

why? why is the universe so unfair? All I want to do is bludgeon Pat Robertson with a full stone warhammer... is that too much to ask?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The police says so, sadly.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

bleh... we really need to get some chlorine for the gene pool...