Icons and WTF of the day

[misscam]

Silliness with Blackpool screencaps.



(They are snaggable, if you so desire. I mostly made them for my own amusement, but sharing is good.)

Biggest WTF of the day

Then one day .God came to me, "it is time, time for you to raise more warriors for .My kingdom." "the latter house will be greater than the first." it was truly something to have a 5 year old child see the rapture and the 2nd coming of .Christ in a vision, so what will the latter house be?? Anyway, .He says "i know the heartache you have endured, I know the physical pain you have endured, I know all the lies that have been said against, and I have held you up and carried you when you were weak. I go before you in all thing. I will perfect the words I have spoken to you. The heart attack, your age, the spinal condition, all these things; I can change, for I am .God. I am .God, and I change not. I am in you of a truth and the whole world will know it when I have been perfected in you. This is truly a wonderful thing, a great and wonderful miracle, and I have chosen you for it. I will give you your hearts desires, for you have been faithful. You have sought the kingdom of .God and all these things have been added unto you."

God has made her pregnant with twins despite having no uterus and Doctors not finding any signs of pregnancy, apparently. Ooooh-kay then! "Glory to God, the bender of human anatomy"? Troll, attention whore or delusional? Your call.

Comments

[knorg.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get my plate mail buffed up for the battle of Armageddon just in case.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Actually, there was a woman a few years back who not only survived an abdominal pregnancy, but brought it to term. (Speaking of miracles, there.) I recall reading about it in a scientific rag a year or so after it happened, though I can't remember which one.

But the woman above is either a troll or insane (I know an evangelical woman who is convinced that she's brought animals back to life "through the power of JAY-SUSS, so it wouldn't surprise me if the quoted person is perfectly serious.)

[moonburst.livejournal.com]

Bet the crazy lady is just fat, and is looking for an excuse. Any excuse by the look of it...

[vixenmage.livejournal.com]

*sigh* People like her make Christians everywhere look like babbling maniacs.

Attention whore. Honestly, who in their right minds would do that unless they were -desperate- for attention of any kind?

[roguem.livejournal.com]

What was that God thing... I didn't get that at all. *confused*

Cool icons!

[silvery-lass.livejournal.com]

I hope she isn't carries the kid in her ovaries? That's dangerous and should must likely to be aborted. I she was having the pregnancy their there is no way she could be happy about it. This woman is a lunatic, clearly delusional?

I wonder if she has a guy involved in this story, because she can't be so delusional that she claims this to be a virgin birth or something like that?

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

".God?" Does she miss having a uterus so much that she needs to have periods in inappropriate places now?

[knorg.livejournal.com]

There will be a small prize for the best pun around missing uterus' and out of place periods.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

*notices the wank's note on the punctuation* Oh. Right.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I vote for delusional AND attention whore. I think that she believes what she's saying, but she wants lots and lots of adulation because this is a MIRACLE, damn it, and her children are the Children of Destiny(TM). After all, one's going to see the Rapture and the Second Coming when he/she is five years old and the other one, who has an even greater destiny...hmm. That's a tough one. Because after the Rapture and the Second Coming, isn't everyone supposed to be, you know, dead?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Wonder Twin powers, activate!

[iristigerlily.livejournal.com]

People like that give Christians a bad name.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

I think that woman is just a sad, pathetic person who's desperately craving attention but should rather be getting professional help.

Very nice icons, by the way! Maybe I'll snatch the one with David Tennant and Sarah Parish in the bath because that scene was simply ... guh. Yeah, "guh" describes it quite well, I think. :D

[visp.livejournal.com]

Oookaaaayy... *dials the nearest mental health facility*