Nothing particulary important (aka Cam should go to bed)

[misscam]

God disproves of snark and mocking! (You ask me - if there is a God, which many believe but Cam does not - he's had to have a hell of a sense of snark and humour to create the world as it is. I'm just saying.)

So I'm staying up basically cos the cat has nicked my bed, and he's looking so comfy and cute I haven't the heart to disturb. I know. I am so the slave to my cat's cuteness. He's got his paw over his eyes and it's all so very cute. (Aaaw.) I even went on a fic reviewing spree and cleaned up my inbox, all thanks to the cat.

Planning on fiddling with my user info, so was wondering if anyone had a little testimonial about me? (A la the people here.) All for fun, of course.

Also, I need to get myself a Doctor Who banner with both Nine and Ten, who I have now decided to lust equally. You know, in the spirit of socialism. Yes. Not because I'm fickle and greedy and refuse to choose, noooo.

I want series two. Wail.

Oh, and for fun paranoia - ten things I'd like to say to people on my flist meme.
1. See this? This is my personal space. See that? That is you stepping right into it.
2. You really are much too nice.
3. I like capitalization.
4. Sometimes I think you like me. Sometimes I have no clue. But you ain't dull, that's for sure.
5. Don't try so hard, okay?
6. LOVE.
7. I felt guilty because you like me more than I like you.
8. You know, sometimes you really rub me the wrong way.
9. There are cats that aren't as cute as you. Aaaw.
10. I have no idea at all why you friended me.

And usename meme that half my flist seems to have done.

What is your username?
misscam

Write a little paragraph about your name, why you chose it, what it means to you, etc.
It's call very simple. My name is Camilla, and Americans very quickly begun calling me Cam. And as nicknames go, there are worse ones, so I took it on. But since Cam can also be a boy's name (it seems), I stuck Miss in front of it. Then I wrote OFUM and became known as Miss Cam and well, it's stuck.

What would you change your name to, if you were changing it?
Well, I am fairly happy with it, but scotshagger or camogles might do it. Alernatively, I'd want to steal slemslempike's.

Why that?
Because one is wishful thinking and one is a truth?

What is your favorite username?
slemslempike

Why?
Nemi! Norwegian!

Comments

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Somebody needs to create the "mundane_wank" community.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

What, no heathen_wank? Atheists wank like whoa too.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Awwww, your cat is precious.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is.

Also the king of me.

[vixenmage.livejournal.com]

...Stupid. Wow. Some of the snarkiest, rantiest people I've ever met are also the most devout Christians I've ever met. What has this girl been smoking?

I had a cool picture off a website of Bush and Jessica Simpson that made it look like he was checking her out. He even had this pervy smile. 'Twas funny. But the computer is being evil and so is html and thus, I will drop by with it when I figure out how to post it up. Yeah.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I shall I await it, then.

I suspect the girl has been smoking 'only my version of Christianity is true Christianity!' It's a very common one. Oh yes.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

'I hear Miss Cam secretly rules the Doctor Who fandom alone, armed only with a dalek figurine, a plunger and a selection of toothbrushes. And a rubber duck named Harold.'

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sneeerk.

Thank you, though.

[fondued-jicama.livejournal.com]

'Cam is my darling Susan. Additionally, she writes wonderful Doctor Who smut.'

[misscam.livejournal.com]

♥ Marcus.

[alswaiter.livejournal.com]

That "Christian" seemed more troll than anything, but that's just the vibe I was getting from her. *happens to be a snarky, mocking Christian... mocking bad fanfiction that is*

God has a perfectly good sense of humour, IMO.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So hard to tell sometimes, really. She certain managed to get people riled up if she was one, though.

[(Anonymous)]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Bwhahaha!

Thank you, mousie. That was precious and I did indeed enjoy.

Daleks and Vikings in the same breath, even. Oh deeeear. Precious.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

You ask me - if there is a God, which many believe but Cam does not - he's had to have a hell of a sense of snark and humour to create the world as it is. I'm just saying.

I agree with you completely.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:) If even an atheist thinks God has to have humour, after all...

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

I'm betting on #2 for me, although I'm not that nice.

Testimonial-

Cam is like my Prozac. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I find her on IM and she's the one person that never fails to cheer me up. Whether its an ear for ranting, neat links, ogling fodder, snark, rampant silliness or simply understanding where I'm coming from, she has made a huge difference in my life. I appreciate everything she's done and everything she continues to do to brighten my world.

If I were Christopher Eccleston, I'd give up my acting career to move to Norway and shag her 24/7. *nods*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are. I say so, and you don't want to argue with me.

And thank you :)

[sparklechick268.livejournal.com]

'Ingredients to misscam Pie

2 cups fandom obsession
1 cup generocity
50ml fantastic fanfic
3/4 cup Doctor Who-ism
100g fun
3 tbsp sport
2 tsp news
dash of snark

Bake on 180○C for 45 minutes
Makes enough for 390 friends
Best served warm with Norwegian chocolate'

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ehehehehe. Thank you.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

"Cam is a big mug of snarky Norwegian hot cocoa, you just can't get enough of her!"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But I only drink cocoa in winter! Am I a winter enjoyment, forgotten in summer?

:P

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

misscam: Pervy Doctor fancier, and creator of my OT3 which there so needs to be more of, dammit. Feared by irritating politicians worldwide. Should immediately be elected Ruler of the Universe (and particularly the BBC).

PS: I hate those "10 things I'd say..." memes. I never know if people are talking about me or not.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My brain nearly broke as it was, and you want *more*?

You're not on that one. Look, paranoia unfounded :P Course, it is rather a mean meme

[childofares.livejournal.com]

It's call very simple. My name is Camilla, and Americans very quickly begun calling me Cam.

Man, we Americans can definately steal and change things with our own brand of arrogance can't we? It's a talent! We should go steal some really funny British shows like Coupling and ruin them!

Oh damn...we already did that.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I watched the British original. How bad was the US one?

Paws off Doctor Who or it's trout-smacking time.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Cam is a great contribution to LJ, deserving of many Dalek chocolate easter eggs from M&S.

And after seeing drakyndra's comment, I now know that I'm at least not the only one who always gets a bout of acute paranoia during those "10 Things to Say to my F-List" memes. Must clearly be a case of over-identification with Fox Mulder. :)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

_{Well, it's not paranoia if they really are after you. *sighs* I used to have such a crush on Mulder...}