Them cockrings and them egos

[misscam]

I have to stop watching the crack that is The Apprentice before I have yet another disturbing dream about Donald Trump. It's getting unnerving. One of these days I'm gonna dream that his hair is attacking me and die of fright in my sleep.

I hope you will all mourn my ficsme well and good.

Cyclone hits Australia

*hugs Queensland* Poor former home. Nature's quite in a nasty temper of late, eh? Not that I blame it.

Because what actor doesn't love getting a cockring?

That's an... interesting gift to give there. (Wank about it found here.)

So, for today's meme: The Universe, which has a sadistic sense of humour, somehow makes me a famous, famous star. What's the most inappropriate gift a fan would ever give me? (Feel free to nick said meme if you want to see what fans would inappropiately give you.)

In other news:
Belarus election drawn into doubt
Iraq anniversary marked by violence
Serbia tries to resolve Eurosong row (Eurosong, serious business. Seriously.)
Biathlon star ends careeer (Sniff.)
Chad Hedrick screws up, Shani Davis wins
Sausages now blameed for E.coli outbreak (The handling of this case has been so bad I have no words. Good grief.)

Comments

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Hey, one can never have too many extra pocket pussies from total strangers lying around. ;)

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

What's the most inappropriate gift a fan would ever give me?

Naked pictures of David Tennant and his girlfriend, taken with a sekkrit spy camera, and your head photoshopped onto the girlfriend. Framed. With a nice matte.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

A DVD of "The Best of Pat Robertson"?

[rowanna73.livejournal.com]

You know you've been watching too much Galactica, when you read "Cylons hit Australia"...

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

A set of twenty folio-sized tomes entitled The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

That thing about the gift is just... *is speechless* O.o

I would insist a fan should give you a blow up George W. sex doll.

*starts running*

[kahva.livejournal.com]

Dang, and I was going to suggest that they should gift wrap President Shrub himself and leave him in her bed for her. ;)

*joins you in the running*

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

I dunno, I think the idea that someone out there was actually MAKING Shrub Sex-dolls would be in itself far more disturbing, IMHO.

*is still running*

[kahva.livejournal.com]

Good point. :)

*looks over shoulder, still running* We safe yet?

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Her lutefisk canon has a range of 800 yards.

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

Worn underwear? Perhaps? I mean, scantily-clad pictures were featured in Walk the Line (watched it on the plane at some ungodly hour because I can't sleep if there's something interesting on the TV thingies . . .), so they must be all but cliche.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

for the meme, I'd say the gift... heck, I'd expect certain body parts being shipped to you.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Sausage is gross, anyway.

Donald Trump is disturbing.

[megaera-1.livejournal.com]

Our poor banana crop has been obliterated. No more banana bread :(

And lots of anticipation about ridiculously-priced bananas in the next few days. Goody!

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

I have to stop watching the crack that is The Apprentice before I have yet another disturbing dream about Donald Trump. It's getting unnerving. One of these days I'm gonna dream that his hair is attacking me and die of fright in my sleep.

Hmm...one of the newscasters I watch commented that the Donald's hair looks like one of those CD trays inside a jukebox.

Of course now you'll dream about Donald Trump hurling razor-sharp CDs from the top of his head.