Dear World...
Mar. 25th, 2006 11:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamIt's time for another "Dear World", I feel...
Dear BBC,
GIMME CONFIRMED DATE FOR SEASON TWO NOW YOU SOULSTEALING BASTARDS ARGH ARGHCould you maybe soon enlighten the world with your confirmed date for Doctor Who's next season? Please? I shall wub you even more.
DesperationLove,
Cam
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Dear Bishop Ole Kvarme,
so "many people can help gays to change sexual orientation", huh? And you tell this to a group where gay and lesbian church-goers meet after encouraging "dialogue" with them? See this? This is my finger. See that? That is your ass. Guess what you're gonna do?
And just FYI, "dialogue" consists of more than one party making an ass of himself, get what I'm saying? Also, you are a member of the State Chruch of Norway and the people of Norway have quite different ideas about homosexuality. You work for us, you listen to us, you ignoramus of a beard.
I'm so glad we had this dialogue.
Cam
P.S As my dear![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lotus79 put it, "and many people can teach Fundies to be tolerant". Sign-up is free, I promise.
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Dear Chirac,
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
...
HAHA.
Cam
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Dear "abortion for rape victims is not needed",
WHAT
Seriously, what? Did rocks drop down from the sky and hit you in the noggin? Did you smoke funky things? Did you decide today was "bring your own stupid, stupid, stupid opinions" day? WHAT
I hear the world does wonderful reality checks these days, though. Order one with a sidedish of compassion, why don't you.
No love and more disgusted eyerolling,
Cam
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Dear Grissom/Catherine shippers,
hey, your ship is not among my ships, but I have friends among your number and I even sometimes read goodfic for it, so a little friendly advice? STOP THE SODDING PATERNITY TEST CALLS whenever a CSI ep is said to have a twist. Lindsey is not Grissom's daughter, and I'm going to tell you why. CSI is not a soap. CSI is not a fanfic. CSI is not all about the ships. CSI is not even mostly about the ships. CSI has never once indicated Grissom and Catherine had an affair in the past. CSI is not a soap.
Also, the icons with paternity test calls stopped being cute before they were made.
Write more goodfic and less theories of idiocy, mmkay?
Could be at least tolerance if you'd just stop that,
Cam
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Dear Tazzer,
just cos you don't like a character doesn't mean bashing her should become the purpose of your fandom life, okay? Or your fanfic.
No tolerance for you,
Cam
P.S WHY MUST YOU TAINT ONE OF MY SHIPS WITH YOUR PRESENCE WHY
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Dear CSI shippers in general,
could we try less war and more writing porn in our various trenches? It would be so appreciated. Also, those grenades of chatspeak and English abuse are deadly, man. Watch where you toss them.
Wearied sigh,
Cam
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Dear (Some) Doctor Who fanfic writers,
the show doesn't suck. How about we try real hard that the fanfic doesn't as well, huh? So here are a few tips:
YOUR - Possessive. As in "your fanfic".
YOU'RE - Shortened form of you are. As in "You're writing fanfic, I see".
THEIR - Possessive again. As in "their spellcheck".
THEY'RE - Shortened form of they are. As in "they're not trying very hard, are they?"
ROSE - Doctor's companion. Sometimes awesome, sometimes not, sometimes open for interpretation. NOT YOU.
THE DOCTOR - Not in fact your dream version of Chris or David, okay?
SEX ED - What you should have before you write any kind of detailed smut, mmkay?
FANFIC - What you're writing until BBC coughs up actually money for it and until then, STFU is a very good look to be aiming for.
More love when more effort,
Cam
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Dear Doctor/Rose shippers,
let's try not to go into fits and Caps Lock when something occurs in season two that might not be all good, ship-wise, okay? Let's train on that "breathe, breathe, keep sanity" early on, eh?
Early love,
Cam
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Dearlotus79
I WIN. And you're mad as a hatter.
Cam
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Dear Norway,
I love you in spring. I snuggle you in your warming sun. I hand!porn you in your melting snow. SO WHAT'S WITH THE SODDING -17, EH?
Ready with the love as soon as you're ready with the proper spring,
Cam
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Dear BBC,
GIMME DATE GIMME NOW WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE Could I raise the date thing again? It would be ever so nice to have, you see. And season two even more so.
Premature love,
Cam
As ever, feel free to "Dear Cam" me.
Dear BBC,
Cam
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Dear Bishop Ole Kvarme,
so "many people can help gays to change sexual orientation", huh? And you tell this to a group where gay and lesbian church-goers meet after encouraging "dialogue" with them? See this? This is my finger. See that? That is your ass. Guess what you're gonna do?
And just FYI, "dialogue" consists of more than one party making an ass of himself, get what I'm saying? Also, you are a member of the State Chruch of Norway and the people of Norway have quite different ideas about homosexuality. You work for us, you listen to us, you ignoramus of a beard.
I'm so glad we had this dialogue.
Cam
P.S As my dear
lotus79 put it, "and many people can teach Fundies to be tolerant". Sign-up is free, I promise.****
Dear Chirac,
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
...
HAHA.
Cam
****
Dear "abortion for rape victims is not needed",
WHAT
Seriously, what? Did rocks drop down from the sky and hit you in the noggin? Did you smoke funky things? Did you decide today was "bring your own stupid, stupid, stupid opinions" day? WHAT
I hear the world does wonderful reality checks these days, though. Order one with a sidedish of compassion, why don't you.
No love and more disgusted eyerolling,
Cam
****
Dear Grissom/Catherine shippers,
hey, your ship is not among my ships, but I have friends among your number and I even sometimes read goodfic for it, so a little friendly advice? STOP THE SODDING PATERNITY TEST CALLS whenever a CSI ep is said to have a twist. Lindsey is not Grissom's daughter, and I'm going to tell you why. CSI is not a soap. CSI is not a fanfic. CSI is not all about the ships. CSI is not even mostly about the ships. CSI has never once indicated Grissom and Catherine had an affair in the past. CSI is not a soap.
Also, the icons with paternity test calls stopped being cute before they were made.
Write more goodfic and less theories of idiocy, mmkay?
Could be at least tolerance if you'd just stop that,
Cam
****
Dear Tazzer,
just cos you don't like a character doesn't mean bashing her should become the purpose of your fandom life, okay? Or your fanfic.
No tolerance for you,
Cam
P.S WHY MUST YOU TAINT ONE OF MY SHIPS WITH YOUR PRESENCE WHY
****
Dear CSI shippers in general,
could we try less war and more writing porn in our various trenches? It would be so appreciated. Also, those grenades of chatspeak and English abuse are deadly, man. Watch where you toss them.
Wearied sigh,
Cam
****
Dear (Some) Doctor Who fanfic writers,
the show doesn't suck. How about we try real hard that the fanfic doesn't as well, huh? So here are a few tips:
YOUR - Possessive. As in "your fanfic".
YOU'RE - Shortened form of you are. As in "You're writing fanfic, I see".
THEIR - Possessive again. As in "their spellcheck".
THEY'RE - Shortened form of they are. As in "they're not trying very hard, are they?"
ROSE - Doctor's companion. Sometimes awesome, sometimes not, sometimes open for interpretation. NOT YOU.
THE DOCTOR - Not in fact your dream version of Chris or David, okay?
SEX ED - What you should have before you write any kind of detailed smut, mmkay?
FANFIC - What you're writing until BBC coughs up actually money for it and until then, STFU is a very good look to be aiming for.
More love when more effort,
Cam
****
Dear Doctor/Rose shippers,
let's try not to go into fits and Caps Lock when something occurs in season two that might not be all good, ship-wise, okay? Let's train on that "breathe, breathe, keep sanity" early on, eh?
Early love,
Cam
****
Dear
lotus79I WIN. And you're mad as a hatter.
Cam
****
Dear Norway,
I love you in spring. I snuggle you in your warming sun. I hand!porn you in your melting snow. SO WHAT'S WITH THE SODDING -17, EH?
Ready with the love as soon as you're ready with the proper spring,
Cam
****
Dear BBC,
Premature love,
Cam
As ever, feel free to "Dear Cam" me.
