Batshit Non-Preganancy, Light Drooling and Tea, Tea, Tea

[misscam]

Remember "no-uterus" lady who claimed to be pregnant with twins, despite doctors finding nothing? Well, today was her claimed due date...

and she's still batshit like whoa

Still waiting for something .God showed me, and I will continue to wait til I see it. He knows when they will be done. All my full term births were almost or over 2 weeks late---so I dont know. Dont seem to have any more room in here at all. Very painful even to sleep now, with all their weight pushing down on my back. And I cannot sleep any other way since really early on. Feels like im squishing something if I do.

It doesn't get much saner as she goes along, I fear.

*insert wibbling, drooling and incoherent fangirl-ness over new Doctor Who trailer here* Oh, David Tennant, you've won me over, you bastard.

And hey, my fic got metaquoted. Yay me, I guess.

[Poll #702761]

Comments

[yattara.livejournal.com]

*blinks.*

How did she? Bwuh? I just don't see how she could...Argh, my brain shut down.

*wants tea, now.*

[cbackson.livejournal.com]

As did mine...the crazy, man. Some people just know how to bring it.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

And bring it, and bring it, and bring it. Why can't they just keep it to themselves?

[cbackson.livejournal.com]

Her sort requires an audience, I think.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

*grumbles*

People can't suffer in peace anymore.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*offers*

It's a whole puzzle in impossibilities, innit?

[yattara.livejournal.com]

*takes nice cuppa.*

Thanks.

It reminds me of Mpreg. And I don't want to go there.

*whimpers, drowns sorrows in tea.*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Who wants to go to mpreg? Ugh.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Not me. *horrified.*

[ailanreanter.livejournal.com]

What a crap..*shakes head*
But why do they always write ".God" ".He" ?! (I'm puzzled about the full stop they make there) Did I miss something?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Because that's how you get capital letters on that board, apparently. Sticking a . in front of the word.

[ailanreanter.livejournal.com]

Ah so it's not a new way to make "Him" more important or anything...*snicker*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nope, though that would've been amusing.

[falena]

That's what they call a hysterical pregnancy. In every sense of the word. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I like the person who asks her if she'll steal someone else's baby if hers aren't real. *headdesk* This chica is pretty long gone.

(Hi. I'm new.)

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I love the person who said this:

yes, you are giving a lot of hope to the gay community as well. I mean, if you can have a baby with no uterus, then a gay man can as well. Same thing, different body. All they'd need to do is implant him with his partner's sperm and a donor egg. Think of the revolution! I mean, seriously think of humans essentially becoming assexual. All we need is a the sperm and/or egg of someone else, implant it say, in our arm and wallah! There is life.

And for all those childless couples who have undergone years of infertility treatments and thousands of dollars worth of medical prodecures when all they had to do was implant the father with the embryo.

You truly are one amazing creature to bring the whole world together this way.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks good. I can hear the sarcasm dripping from the words unless they aren't sarcastic 'cause in that case, it's terrifying. *claps*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm, I'm 99.99999% sure of.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Totally. Shudder. She certainly comes across as batshit enough to do it.

(Hi to you too!)

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*My* tummy looks like that, and I am way not pregnant. :-)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh.

No, it definitely looks like fat and not pregnancy. It has a certain fat quality to it.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

um... Exactly how much time have you spent looking at pregnant bellies and what is this fetish called?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

sadly, there is a term for it... it's a pregnophile.

[(Anonymous)]

*too lazy to sign in*

That's just not RIGHT!

...explains quite a few fanfics though.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*snickers* admittedly, I've found some furry pregnant art to be quite adorable. They don't come off as "Ugh..." but more like "Aw, bebe! *snuggles the cuteness!*"

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

I - bzzz. Brain not computing.

*is brainwashed by your poll, staggers off to make tea*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yay, tea win!

*pets your brain*

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Tea always wins. :D

[cedara]

There should always be tea.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

She really doesn't look too happy in any of her "See? I'm pregnant! Look at my huuuuuge and growing belly!" photos. O_o And that definitely looks way more like fat than pregnancy. (I thought pregnancies were supposed to make one's navel bulge outward (if it didn't already) rather than to remain an "innie," though I could be wrong about that...)

*can't stand tea, but oh well*

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

(I thought pregnancies were supposed to make one's navel bulge outward (if it didn't already) rather than to remain an "innie," though I could be wrong about that...)

It's supposed to, but every once in a while, a woman will have such a deep innie that it never quite pops out. The thing definitely gets noticably shallower, though, so I can see why most women pop out.

Mine, as you may have guessed, didn't, but then I have a very deep bellybutton.

...sounds like a grunge band, "Very Deep Bellybutton"

and on that non sequiter, I'm off to make tea.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

YOU UNBELIEVER!

Yeah - I think the skin tends to be tighter when you're pregnant as well.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I refuse to get my mind around no uterus lady. That's just too disturbing.

But regarding tea, have you seen this website? http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

They currently have a review of jaffa cakes. Mmm...jaffa cakes.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aaaw, that's lovely. Thank you.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Please note in those photos she doesn't look that much larger at 30 weeks than she did at 17: a SURE sign she's lying/delusional. Phantom pregnancy, possibly, but more likely a lot of fat and a rather sad individual who needs help.

I do understand those on that thread who are insisting they call her on it given the potential for false hope it gives those desperate for a child. We tried for nine years and had various ferility interventions (the milder sort, though we were about a year away from considering IVF and the rest). I frequented a couple of boards for the infertile and trying, and women can get very desperate and distressed at their inability to concieve or carry longterm, and understandably so. Someone making up stories like this is not kind or clever. If she's genuinely insane, then it is perhaps understandable, but you never know.

Perhaps it's cynical of me, but I know of too many instances when people have made up all sorts of outrageous stuff about themselves on the net and it's been complete (and deliberate) bullshit.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

She seems a bit unhinged really, so it's possible she really does believe it herself. In which case, she needs help. If she is just making it up... Not nicely done at all, but at least so over the top few are likely to believe it.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*stares in abject horror* I thought batshit woman would go away... I really hoped she would...

*Goes to get tea. Lots and lots of tea*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nope, no such luck.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*whimpers at the scariness, guzzling tea*

And the truth comes out:

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

i do not act like I am the only one. Every one has a gift, everyone has things they will do in their lives, and everyone touches someone else everyday. Negative or positive---every day. Why would I be here and put up with all of this if I was so "high and mighty"---you would all be dung on my shoes. I wouldnt waste my time with all of you. And I would not allow myself to be in this place in the first place. I am nothing without .God and what .He has done in my life---no different than any of you. And have never claimed to be. How do I tell the 'ordinary man' to have hope if I am better than he is??? Because I am just an ordinary man myself!!!

You notice the troll hasn't responded since?

Re: And the truth comes out:

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Actually, she has.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

...
How? No uterus, no place for the baby to grow.
It looks like fat, anyway. You can get stretchmarks like that when you're fat (or even when you're just putting on weight). That's sort of what my sidey-bits look like.


Yay you for being metaquoted.

Tea > love

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

I suppose the poll result answers your question! :P

Strangely enough, I feel bad for that poor woman. Odd! I am showing signs of having a heart. Not good!

And, btw, congrats on the popularity thing. You BET there's going to be wankage! I can't believe you have more friends than me, biatch!