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cleverhandle posts to mock_the_stupid about something he finds... well, stupid.
His submission is rejected, so he posts again with the same thing, and also a poke at the mods.
From an Amazon.com customer review of that odious James Blunt album:
"The lyrics are present and it's incredible how the words all fit nicely on the paper."
Uh...what?
It is pointed out many don't find this too funny, and also, the poster might be Norwegian and it could thus be a language thing
cleverhandle replies: If I took language barriers into account for every mock, I'd never get any work done. Yes, I may be racist, but at least I'm professional.
That's right, there's people out there being racist against Norwegians. Against my wee people! The horror! I may have to smack some lutefisk on people. Or sic moose on them.
Socleverhandle gets banned, wanders back to his LJ and his friends assure him "Also, Norwegians aren't really known for their sarcasm or rapier wit."
Heeeeey! Now I'm all hurt and stuff. You telling me our jokes about Swedes aren't funny? Or our bad, bad Eurosong entries? You can't tell me those aren't a new level of hilarity.
I am hurt by this slam. Hurt!
Wank report of it all
In other things that made Cam amused:
David Tennant on Billie Piper's nickname for him, "Ten-inch": "I think that's for others to comment on and me to be quite smug about, don't you?"
David Tennant on Billie Piper and the snog: "She has a *very* firm grip on my head!"
Now that's some hot sex!
Meerkats with a painted easter egg!
cleverhandle posts to mock_the_stupid about something he finds... well, stupid.His submission is rejected, so he posts again with the same thing, and also a poke at the mods.
From an Amazon.com customer review of that odious James Blunt album:
"The lyrics are present and it's incredible how the words all fit nicely on the paper."
Uh...what?
It is pointed out many don't find this too funny, and also, the poster might be Norwegian and it could thus be a language thing
cleverhandle replies: If I took language barriers into account for every mock, I'd never get any work done. Yes, I may be racist, but at least I'm professional.That's right, there's people out there being racist against Norwegians. Against my wee people! The horror! I may have to smack some lutefisk on people. Or sic moose on them.
So
cleverhandle gets banned, wanders back to his LJ and his friends assure him "Also, Norwegians aren't really known for their sarcasm or rapier wit."Heeeeey! Now I'm all hurt and stuff. You telling me our jokes about Swedes aren't funny? Or our bad, bad Eurosong entries? You can't tell me those aren't a new level of hilarity.
I am hurt by this slam. Hurt!
Wank report of it all
In other things that made Cam amused:
David Tennant on Billie Piper's nickname for him, "Ten-inch": "I think that's for others to comment on and me to be quite smug about, don't you?"
David Tennant on Billie Piper and the snog: "She has a *very* firm grip on my head!"
Now that's some hot sex!
Meerkats with a painted easter egg!
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Date: 2006-04-14 03:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 03:59 am (UTC)Also? There are too many stupid people in the world. You know how they're trying to (seriously, direct quote) "Get fewer unattractive people on the streets." in the US? I say scrap kicking the ugly people out and
killdestroydeport all the idiots.I should start making picket signs.
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Date: 2006-04-14 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 04:39 am (UTC)*gasp* How dare he? Doesn't he know that you could kill him *ded* with your sarcasm, rapier wit, and spare Viking warrior?
Oh, hang on. I just started drooling uncontrollably. *dabs delicately at mouth* Um... I'm going to be indisposed for a while now.
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Date: 2006-04-14 06:33 am (UTC)And my eyes saw only:
Date: 2006-04-14 06:34 am (UTC)*wallows*
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Date: 2006-04-14 07:12 am (UTC)...
NOT funny?
I'm blinking because I don't know quite how to respond to that.
Especially because Norwegian people are cool. Duh.
AWWW!! Cute little meerkats.
Is it strange that I could understand the guy's sex thing? It's kind of scary to think about.
Ten-inch...?
Tennant is sex. And OH MY GOD GET THEE ON WITH THE EPISODES NETWORK! -iz ded-
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Date: 2006-04-14 07:14 am (UTC)David Tennant on Billie Piper and the snog: "She has a *very* firm grip on my head!"
OMG! ROTFLMAO!
Why do I see iconses coming up with that on? ;-D
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Date: 2006-04-14 07:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 08:48 am (UTC)Hee. The Wit of Tennant is mighty...and rapier-like.
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Date: 2006-04-14 09:28 am (UTC)David Tennant on Billie Piper and the snog: "She has a *very* firm grip on my head!"
HEEEEEEE.
Also, have just seen the longer trailer. Much, much love.
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Date: 2006-04-14 09:38 am (UTC)However, I can give you some scrapple with which to choke the individual!
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Date: 2006-04-14 10:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 10:16 am (UTC)::shudders::
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Date: 2006-04-14 10:15 am (UTC)::choke:: Dammit, I spewed cold cereal all over my monitor.
"I think that's for others to comment on and me to be quite smug about, don't you?"
This is what truly cements his place as my Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend.
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Date: 2006-04-14 12:14 pm (UTC)Ha! Highly amused! That soooo needs to be iconized.
Now that's some hot sex!
Ow! That typing totally hurt my brain! Stupid people are bad.
And the meerkats were adorable! I love the look on the 2nd one's face, like WTF is that?