And in today's WTF...

[misscam]

" Suddenly we're overrun by a bunch of women with so little self esteem they feel they need to turn themselves into Sara Sidle. Now THAT's not normal." (Spoilers for CSI, beware.)

...

Oh, this will so be some wanky weeks to come, I'm telling you.

"Please be buying me a cosplay wig!"

... and then the cries of suicide...

*stares*

I smell a sock.

Comments

[cbackson.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed. A sock-y odor.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Definite whiff of it, yes.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Your fandom, it scares the shit out of me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

CSI? Oh yes, it has its batshit. Sometimes, I swear it's like a mini-HP fandom.

Course, there's also awesome people about, so it's a matter of clinging onto them.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

I seem to be wank-repellant, or something. I just don't find any of it, even though I come across the occasional mad ranting shipper. Never really found wank myself in any of my fandoms, even though I know that I dabble in some pretty wanktastic ones indeed.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

It's... full of stupid people... so mesmerising... I can't look away...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The stupid is a circus act.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

It's certainly something you don't see every day.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine what it would be like if all those kids from that board got together for a cookout?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cooking with Batshit.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Must be difficult to scrape from the grill when you're done.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's why you use the amazing new Grillows tool. 8.99 in any local store.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I will never get beyond a basic "ewwwwwwwwww" response to this fandom's horrible ship names.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No 'Viva Gofia love' from you?

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Caaaaaaammmmmmmmm, ew. It's not the ship that bothers me so much. I mean, I think most of them are just reactionary and silly, but I'm sure there are a few sane people who like the ship for whatever reason. But the name! Good lords, the name.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But it comes with awesome graphics of battleships and rockets! And surely, you enjoy cruising the SoNic too? And Sandle is just waiting for you to step into it!

...

I think the sun is getting to me.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

... Is that David Tennant in an apron, and if so... where from? :O

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. He was on "Ready Steady Cook" with his dad and it was fairly adorable. I drooled.

I may have a file of it on my computer. Hum.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it. *_*

Y HALO THAR CAM I BE UR GREATEST FAN

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I will see what I can do. Just give me some time, connection can be annoying. But fear not, the Tennant adorableness shall be shared.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

*surreptiously keeps an eye on this thread*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/dnztai

[misscam.livejournal.com]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/dnztai

*looks innocent*

[avendya.livejournal.com]

Tennant in an apron? Could I have a copy as well? Not that I'm a fangirl - of course not.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/dnztai

Uh huh.

[avendya.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You must be a minor god or something - god of Tennant Goodness, perhaps?

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

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I have no words.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The batshit ate them.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

The layout of that board hurts my eyes. And I get enough shipping-madness in Harry Potter.

Some sense of perspective is lost on these people.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Love the typos in the suicide note. And the 'ARRRGHH!!!'. Very nice.

*bangs head on wall*

What I don't get is why do people do this shite? If it's on a forum, chances are no one is gonna know you well enough to cry over your 'suicide'. If it's an LJ thing and you do have close friends... what are you getting out of this? You leave your good friends forever just to see if they'd mourn you? And if you come back, proclaiming it was a mistake/joke/whateverthefuck, do you really think you're gonna have those friends anymore?

*tears at hair* It so irritating.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Suicide as a joke is a good way to lose friends, yes.

[avonassac.livejournal.com]

" Suddenly we're overrun by a bunch of women with so little self esteem they feel they need to turn themselves into Sara Sidle. Now THAT's not normal." (Spoilers for CSI, beware.)

Heh, I didn't beware the spoilers, but the board - yes. That deserved it's own warning label. Was it always this wankish or is it just this season?

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I found that board. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The denial is a thing to behold. I mean, interpretation is key on this show, but the comments that Sara's longing looks were pathetic are so off the rocker. She looked confused as fuck the entire episode, Grissom looked like a horny shithead.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

LOL, and Tazzer posted in that thread, and she's one of the saner ones. So awesome.

[kitness.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, how did I end up in such a completely screwed up fandom? I mean seriously, the CSI shippers become more and more frightening evry day. I want to see Grissom rip Sara's clothes off and take her up against the lab wall, just so I can watch the fandom explode. Oh I am such a wank voyeur. I'm gonna just ship Warrick and the self-healing dummy. I'll call it Wummy. Or Dummick.

Also, if you people don't stop being so mean to me, I am going to totally pretend to off myself and get one of my "real life" friends to report the news of my tragic demise so that all can mourn for me until I am miraculously returned to life.

Ow. The eye rolling hurts my head.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

It's so hard to not be cynical when stuff like that gets posted and yet... We've seen it all so many times. Heck it even happened to me personally (not that she tried to claim death, but there were some WILD lies), and also on TWC where I hang out as well (that one WAS suicide).

*sigh*

[nadat.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to point out that it was a faked suicide on TWC, in case it wasn't all that clear. 'Widfara' fooled a lot of people.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, sorry. That's what I meant. Thanks, nadat. And this other one I think I told you about - underage on an adult fanfic section of a site claiming to have a husband and kids, with the family going through all sorts of traumatic stuff. And we all fell for it: hook, line and sinker. *head desks*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

CSI: Wow... the wank there is massive... it burns... no wait...

Cosplay: THIS burns! Anubis, give me the strength to not fucking kill these morons... yet...

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

The wank continueth:

http://thetrainsinkaos.livejournal.com/436669.html

http://community.livejournal.com/csi/1019531.html?#cutid1

Just a little something to brighten your day-LOL! :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*stares at your icon*

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

I'm of Scandinavian descent-fair skin, hazel eyes, blonde hair. I relate to Greg Sanders muchly. LOL! :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aha.

I am Norwegian, and I want to give Greg a little crash-course in how we really spell "fountain".

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

You mean funtain? LOL! I heart Greg. *sigh*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

"Fontene" - that's the real spelling. *spanks Greg*