Leave a message at the "AAAAARGH FANDOM" and countdown to CSI wank implosion continues

[misscam]

There are few things as glorious as Norwegian spring with good weather. So, so lovely.

And now for Cam's statement on "The Girl in the Fireplace", the latest Doctor Who episode:
Hello. You've reached Cam's brain. We're sorry Cam's brain can't articulate a reply right now, but it is currently in a meeting with itself on issues of character arc, consequences, the nature of the Doctor, authorial intent versus acting, shipping and alcohol. Try back at the season's end, or leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM". Have a splendid day, and thank you for calling Cam's brain!

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

Oh, David - shave the beard and keep the kilt, yeah?

And the countdown to CSI fandom implosion continues with reactions from the various ships to spoilers floating about.

GSR will be the doom of CSI!!!!!11:
CSI betrayed us!! They let us down. They have decided thay what we feel and the reasons we love CSI is not important. How can I support a show that does not care about 29 Million viewers and what they want.

(Also golden: The worst thing about this, for me, is that now I not only cannot look at Sara the same way, I cannot look at Grissom the same way. And that is the real source of my heartbreak. He is not who I thought he was. I can't respect a man who could be attracted to a loser like her.)

GSR is all a conspiracy!!!!!11:
all i've seen THUS FAR are powers that be that are very Pro Snicker and Anti THAT other ship (Its the other ships shippers that read the signs wrong so to speak) if theres ANY truth to that rumor at all its that the ones staying are Pro Snicker. in answer to number 3 I do know a few people that dont want any ships at all But I think tptb have made it clear that they will do a ship (and they've made it clear that it will be ours)

GSR makes CSI jump the shark!!!!!!11
You see the only sharkfest I saw was the very end and then I was has Grissom being taken over by something else, the rest I think was in Sara's imagination!, now why couldn't this have happen to G/C, it would have been much more believable!

YTDAW is down and I couldn't find any extremely wanky GSR stuff at the moment, but fear not, I am sure it will feature soon.

If you haven't voted yet in my Spoileriffic poll about CSI shippers, you can still get your vote in before it all unleashes. And the wankshelter is still taking reservations. You can share a drink with a Whovian - we've had a wanky weekend.

I'm gonna need a Wankshelter banner. Yes.

In other news:
Uighurs wrongly kept at Gauntanamo Bay finally released - to Albania
A report from the Council of Europe adds to terror debate
US denies it commits torture
Iranian president sends letter to Bush
UN envoy flees riot (Or here.)
Thai election ruled invalid
Statoil reports record profit
Fires scorch western Norway
Norwegian football players may strike (WOE)
Norwegian tourists nearly lynched in Egypt (IDIOTS)

Comments

[aervir.livejournal.com]

And now for Cam's statement on "The Girl in the Fireplace", the latest Doctor Who episode:
Hello. You've reached Cam's brain. We're sorry Cam's brain can't articulate a reply right now, but it is currently in a meeting with itself on issues of character arc, consequences, the nature of the Doctor, authorial intent versus acting, shipping and alcohol. Try back at the season's end, or leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM". Have a splendid day, and thank you for calling Cam's brain!

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

*is howling with laughter*

Um, the message that I'd like to leave is that David Tennant's beard looks like a scary alien entity that's taking over his face somehow... I much prefer his appearance as the Doctor. And that's about the most articulate statement I'm willing to make on DW at the moment. ;)

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

I'm too scared to read these CSI posts. The summaries were bad enough.

The fandom really are going to go ballistic.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh. Let me get you a drink from the Wankshelter bar. What are you in the mood for?

Also, I suspect Cam's brain is agreement on the beard. At least I interpret the morse code headdesk'ing that way.

The kilt is lovely, though.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Signs do point to it, yes. There will always be sane people, it's just that the batshit ones are going to get very, very loud.

Can I get you a drink? I'm going to keep the Wankshelter bar open from here on out, because people are going to need it.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Um, banana daiquiris? Or a Screaming Orgamsm? (The latter mainly for the name, 'cause I can no longer remember the ingredients).

Oh, I don't mind the kilt. Most certainly not. But with the kilt and the beard DT starts reminded me of Groundskeeper Wilie from The Simpsons...

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

Don't they always? *grumbles*

I think I'll take that drink. Or maybe I'll save it for when the shit really hits the fan. And hunker down in your shelter.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ew, there's a mental image. *scrubs it off* Though of course, Tom Baker was in a Simpsons ep, wasn't he?

Banana daiquiri and Screaming Orgasm coming right up. I think you need both. And peanuts.

[sundaytomonday.livejournal.com]

Wow, you can't miss the Norwegian on vacation..
Adding you because I really like this post!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They do. That's why batshit earplugs would come in so, so handy.

We're not going to run out of drinks, so you can have one now and a gazillion later, when the shit really hits the fan at season finale.

I'll put a little umbrella in it.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Oh, David - shave the beard and keep the kilt, yeah?

Omfg, can we get that tattooed on his forehead? No love for the bear at all. Ewww.

Also... *pets your brain* Aww, so cute!

And finally... work sucks. But you knew that. 40 mins to freedom and counting.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

And of course I meant "No love for the beard at all"

But that was quite apt anyway. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heisann hoppsann. Aner jeg en landskvinne?

And yeah, vacation is glorious when the weather is as nice as this. Please stick around, nice weather. We want a warm May.

Friended you back. Yay, fellow Norwegians.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Though of course, Tom Baker was in a Simpsons ep, wasn't he?

Yup. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, or so Google tells me. I can only remember Leonard Nimoy's cameo in The Springfield Files, which is, unsurprisingly, on of my favourite Simpsons episodes...

Banana daiquiri and Screaming Orgasm coming right up. I think you need both. And peanuts.

*starts munching peanuts before getting roaringly drunk*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I think my made my brain meow.

I am with you on the non-love. But at least it'll go when they start filming next season, so there's that.

Okay. I'll have to get some groceries and stuff, but I shall be on later.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM"

My opinion?

Doctor + kissing with tongues = thank you sir, may I have another? The end.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

One of mine too! That was a classic one. I used to have it on VHS back in the day and always laughed myself silly.

*keeps the drinks coming*

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

The beard makes him look like Nicholas Cage. Not a good thing.

Aww, I love CSI fandom when it goes all angry and hating.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Your Hugh Laurie icon is scaring me. It looks like his left eye is about to shoot out of his head and bounce around the room like a superball. ::whimpers:: Close your eyelid, Hugh!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My brain likes the Doctor's tongue. That's about all it is willing to grant at the current level of negotiation.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Then you'll love the weeks to come, since this is before the finale has even aired. It's going to get maaaaaad.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Good evening, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is "no". :D

Another drink, please?

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

My message: Ten/Reinette OTP! That is all.

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

Damn, why did you have to point that out to me? Now I can't stop looking at it!

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Tennant and beard made me go 'Bwuh? Who is that man next to the blonde?' He needs a shave.

And that's the most succinct review I've heard of the latest episode. ;)

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

::chortle:: My work here is done.