Leave a message at the "AAAAARGH FANDOM" and countdown to CSI wank implosion continues

[misscam]

There are few things as glorious as Norwegian spring with good weather. So, so lovely.

And now for Cam's statement on "The Girl in the Fireplace", the latest Doctor Who episode:
Hello. You've reached Cam's brain. We're sorry Cam's brain can't articulate a reply right now, but it is currently in a meeting with itself on issues of character arc, consequences, the nature of the Doctor, authorial intent versus acting, shipping and alcohol. Try back at the season's end, or leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM". Have a splendid day, and thank you for calling Cam's brain!

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

Oh, David - shave the beard and keep the kilt, yeah?

And the countdown to CSI fandom implosion continues with reactions from the various ships to spoilers floating about.

GSR will be the doom of CSI!!!!!11:
CSI betrayed us!! They let us down. They have decided thay what we feel and the reasons we love CSI is not important. How can I support a show that does not care about 29 Million viewers and what they want.

(Also golden: The worst thing about this, for me, is that now I not only cannot look at Sara the same way, I cannot look at Grissom the same way. And that is the real source of my heartbreak. He is not who I thought he was. I can't respect a man who could be attracted to a loser like her.)

GSR is all a conspiracy!!!!!11:
all i've seen THUS FAR are powers that be that are very Pro Snicker and Anti THAT other ship (Its the other ships shippers that read the signs wrong so to speak) if theres ANY truth to that rumor at all its that the ones staying are Pro Snicker. in answer to number 3 I do know a few people that dont want any ships at all But I think tptb have made it clear that they will do a ship (and they've made it clear that it will be ours)

GSR makes CSI jump the shark!!!!!!11
You see the only sharkfest I saw was the very end and then I was has Grissom being taken over by something else, the rest I think was in Sara's imagination!, now why couldn't this have happen to G/C, it would have been much more believable!

YTDAW is down and I couldn't find any extremely wanky GSR stuff at the moment, but fear not, I am sure it will feature soon.

If you haven't voted yet in my Spoileriffic poll about CSI shippers, you can still get your vote in before it all unleashes. And the wankshelter is still taking reservations. You can share a drink with a Whovian - we've had a wanky weekend.

I'm gonna need a Wankshelter banner. Yes.

In other news:
Uighurs wrongly kept at Gauntanamo Bay finally released - to Albania
A report from the Council of Europe adds to terror debate
US denies it commits torture
Iranian president sends letter to Bush
UN envoy flees riot (Or here.)
Thai election ruled invalid
Statoil reports record profit
Fires scorch western Norway
Norwegian football players may strike (WOE)
Norwegian tourists nearly lynched in Egypt (IDIOTS)

Comments

[aervir.livejournal.com]

And now for Cam's statement on "The Girl in the Fireplace", the latest Doctor Who episode:
Hello. You've reached Cam's brain. We're sorry Cam's brain can't articulate a reply right now, but it is currently in a meeting with itself on issues of character arc, consequences, the nature of the Doctor, authorial intent versus acting, shipping and alcohol. Try back at the season's end, or leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM". Have a splendid day, and thank you for calling Cam's brain!

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

*is howling with laughter*

Um, the message that I'd like to leave is that David Tennant's beard looks like a scary alien entity that's taking over his face somehow... I much prefer his appearance as the Doctor. And that's about the most articulate statement I'm willing to make on DW at the moment. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh. Let me get you a drink from the Wankshelter bar. What are you in the mood for?

Also, I suspect Cam's brain is agreement on the beard. At least I interpret the morse code headdesk'ing that way.

The kilt is lovely, though.

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

I'm too scared to read these CSI posts. The summaries were bad enough.

The fandom really are going to go ballistic.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Signs do point to it, yes. There will always be sane people, it's just that the batshit ones are going to get very, very loud.

Can I get you a drink? I'm going to keep the Wankshelter bar open from here on out, because people are going to need it.

[sundaytomonday.livejournal.com]

Wow, you can't miss the Norwegian on vacation..
Adding you because I really like this post!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heisann hoppsann. Aner jeg en landskvinne?

And yeah, vacation is glorious when the weather is as nice as this. Please stick around, nice weather. We want a warm May.

Friended you back. Yay, fellow Norwegians.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Oh, David - shave the beard and keep the kilt, yeah?

Omfg, can we get that tattooed on his forehead? No love for the bear at all. Ewww.

Also... *pets your brain* Aww, so cute!

And finally... work sucks. But you knew that. 40 mins to freedom and counting.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

And of course I meant "No love for the beard at all"

But that was quite apt anyway. ;)

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

leave a message at the scream of "AAAAARGH FANDOM"

My opinion?

Doctor + kissing with tongues = thank you sir, may I have another? The end.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My brain likes the Doctor's tongue. That's about all it is willing to grant at the current level of negotiation.

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

The beard makes him look like Nicholas Cage. Not a good thing.

Aww, I love CSI fandom when it goes all angry and hating.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Then you'll love the weeks to come, since this is before the finale has even aired. It's going to get maaaaaad.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

AAAAARGH FANDOM.

My message: Ten/Reinette OTP! That is all.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You're gonna have to leave your OTP at the door if you want into the Wankshelter. You can pick it up again when you leave, just remember where you hung it.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Tennant and beard made me go 'Bwuh? Who is that man next to the blonde?' He needs a shave.

And that's the most succinct review I've heard of the latest episode. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have razor on standby.

Heh, thanks.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I suspect DT's beard will be the thing that unites the fandom for it is truely horrible and scares me more than any Who monster ever could.

Let the healing begin!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Uniting in face of an enemy to all, huh?

I can roll with that. Let us get the razors!

[avonassac.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I can't even bring myself to read the rest of those sites. CSI is so wankish, it's sick. I think after the finale, I may just dissappear from the Internet for a few days months to escape the insanity that is to come. *facepalm*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hang out in the wankshelter. It will be leave-your-OTP-at-the-door and anyone going batshit will be bounced.

Yay sanity.

[mittendorfer.livejournal.com]

*too afriad to check CSI wank, oh woes*

Title of first post in my inbox today: "Never mind the episode WTF is that beard?!"

I thought you wanted a wankshelter beret not banner *damn my wonky reading eyes*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

Now I want a wankshelter beret *also*.

CSI fandom can be a bit like a cranky dog and bite passing legs.

[shandydann]

I noticed that the Dr Who fandom is going nuts (well time and chips anyway) about the The Girl in the Fireplace. Reminds me of when he was Time's champion. Poor Doctor. Nice story you posted there.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. Oh yes. I've decided not too look too much, and just stay here and drink. It's better for all involved, I feel.

Thanks :)

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Tennant is banging the girl who played Reinette, right? No wonder they could hardly keep their pants kilts petticoats garments on. I'm never particularly a big fan of that, because it makes the 4th wall nearly impossible for me to maintain and I can't enjoy the story or look at it objectively at all.

I see CSI's inexplicable facial hair has made its way to the UK. Well done, scary scruff. It's the television equivalent of bird flu.

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

That's actually where they met. [has irrational jealousy but has left it at the door of the Wankshelter]

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Woohoo...party at the wankshelter yo! I'd like...a Screaming Org-- I mean Grissgasm, aaand what else you got besides peanuts?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have pretty much any nut in existance. And for wank watching on the TV, I got popcorn.

The Grissgasm comes with a complimentary bug.

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

AAARRRGGGH fandom...does that relate to the Doctor Who fandom? Does CSI get one of those? LOL! That's just tooooo funnnnyyyy...hee hee!

I think I want to join everyone and hide in that wankshelter. Sounds good to me. Get the wank away from meeeeee!!!! LOL!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, it does. I would do it for CSI fandom, but these days, I'm not as involved and thus can sit back and mock it a little more easily.

Come right on in. Just remember to wipe your shoes.

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

Just to make sure, there is no rabid Cath/Nick shipper (you know who I'm talking about) in the wankshelter, is there? She didn't manage to sneak in? Good. Then I'll take a strawberry banana daquire and wait out the implossion on the CSI fandom here.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have very reliable methods for keeping her away. *nods* True and tried methods.

Coming right up, with a little umbrella in it. Don't drink that. Some do, and it's such a nuisance doing the Heimlich.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

I knew all the wankers were of the "if I can't have Grissom, no one can!" variety, but this is hilarious. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IN REAL LIFE WOULD WANT TO DATE A SHITHEAD LIKE GRISSOM OR EVEN THINK HE WAS AN AWESOME GUY. LIKE OMG. Hot, yes. A shithead, yes. A person of such great quality that he could do better than someone like Sara? Not in a million years.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They would clearly say you don't understand the awesomeness of Grissom. You're a loser. GRISSOM IS THE SEX GOD.

I need a shower now.

[cutting-rm-flr.livejournal.com]

Dear Lord.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. *is intrigued* I want to know what the Who lot are saying about the episode? Got a link you can supply?

I have agree that the snog was rather fine. I had to snerk muchly cos I frankly thought he had more in common with Madame than he ever did with Rose, but that's my bitch surfacing and I shall smother her.

The thing that kept annoying me was this: how could they communicate? Madame is fluent in English apparently. *sceptical eyebrow of DOOM* Not only that but modern slang too, with Rose's "Are you okay?". Also: He's a frigging TIME LORD. If he wanted her to tag along that much HE COULD GET IN THE TARDIS, GO BACK IN TIME AND GET HER instead of 'oh noes, she's turned up her toes.' *thwaps the Caps Lock key* Plothole much? Why, thank you, I will. I'll have mine with chocolate sauce and sprinkles, if you don't mind.

That said: Tennant is Teh Smex. Yes, yes, I admit it. I said it out loud. The man is smexier than a smexy cat on a hot tin roof.

*le sigh* *admits defeat* *wants to see the snog all over again*

Oh, and CSI fandom scares the crap out of me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Eeeeh.. Skim my flist a few days back, taht'll give you plenty. Or poke about time_and_chips, that'll also give you plenty. I was too busy groaning to save links.

The TARDIS translates any language, remember? That's a plot point that has come up several times before.

WIN FOR THE TENNANT SEX. Welcome to the fold. You will enjoy it here.

CSI fandom scares many, yes.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Very scared to click on CSI 'shipper wank links. I think there may be some wank in the TWOP CSI Spoiler thread, but I'm not that great at recognizing it when I see it.

::checks her two diametrically opposed 'ships at the door:: White Russian if you have it? I bring Grey Goose, Jack Daniels, and Goldschlagger to help stock the Wankshelter.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, I see the Tennant!lust, but yes, dude, have a Gillet. It's the best a man can get. Or a weedwhacker, whatever works.

[stlchik512.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Wank.

It's times like this that I ask what I've gotten myself into?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Fandom. Trust me, they all have some degree of sanity. It's just a matter of which, and how you adapt.

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

CSI-great show, really scary fans!

Don't know if you have this pic, but hey,


Do you have gin and bitter lemon in the Wankshelter?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw it posted on a few websites. Mmm, kilt.

Certainly do - coming right up!

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

Has fandom gone mad again?

The mind wobbles...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your documentation about the CSI wank-age (yes, thath's also a word). I was gone over the weekend and you're like my wank dealer. Awesome. I guess that makes me into a wanker, hmmm.

I just find it so goddamn amusing. And uplifting. Every time I think I need to get a life, I only need to look at the stuff these shitheads write and feel all better.

How can I support a show that does not care about 29 Million viewers and what they want.

Statistics are your friend...