How to get drunk

[misscam]

If you're playing the The CSI 'Wankimplosion' Drinking Game, here's a few places you can get really drunk.

Anti-GSR icons

Ratings argument!!111:
Actually the ratings of CSI went down when Time of Your Death was aired. When Rashomama was shown CSI went up to number one and toppled American Idol. Then they showed crap in ToYD and CSI stumbled back to number 3. If they give the viewers more crap in the finale then the show is doomed. Probably The OC will be the number one show during thursdays next season.

Grissom is a virgin, OMG!:
So maybe they f*ck. Does that make them soulmates or designed for each other? Sara is mentally instable and Grissom is just an older geek afraid of any sort of commitment. What can be the outcome?So, Sara waited for a guy like him all her life and he is a virgin. They will "make soulshaking, heartbraking" love and next thing happening is Sara carrying their lovechild under her heart, just because this is destiny?

My sources are confirming my ship, hah!!!11
I think we all need to quit saying GSR will happen because it wont YOU SAY you're 90% certain that it will Happen well GUESS WHAT i'm 100% certain that it WONT
okay I've been sick so I missed the closing of the other thread but I've read through it and I gotta say I'M PISSED
You all say you still have Faith and all BUT you keep talking like GSR will happen and that its been confirmed WE KNOW thier track record guys how many times have they come up with Spoilers that have been "confirmed" and how many times have they happened THATS RIGHT NONE
AND THIS stuff about GSR dating since TOYD oh please they had NOTHING Sara looked grossed out about the idea and again I say the smile at the end MEANT NOTHING
If anything Nick and Sara have been dating for a long while now
You also say tptb want GSR no they dont they dont like it just as much as we dont like it the GSR fans try and convince everyone that they want it and the sad thing is its working (not with me of course but with all of you)

[Cam has no snark description to offer because she's too busy just staring at it]:
kill off more of WP's family so they cant shoot it ROFL

Sara is soooooo unattractive!!!!!1:
Poor Grissom. How can they do that to him? Maybe he can put an American flag over her head and do it for Old Glory.

TPTB aren't catering to me, waaaah!!!!1:
no matter what, I feel cheated. That's all it comes down to.

These songs so totally fit my ship and stuff:
So I was listening to this song... and it reminded me of Catherine. Then it occured to me it would be a great G/C song.
Well who knows, it might even come true. The next couple of episodes might lead to something juicy... mainly the finale.

If YTDAW wasn't being wonky, I would have even more. Woe.

Oh, look! A totally alternative drinking game Think we could get drunk on that?

And for bonus fun, a list of shipnames. Meet Wendy's Helgenburgers, GeNiuS, CaRWash, SMACked and Silent Thunder.

Comments

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Catherine/Sara – CSI:Thongs. What? Seriously, no. The CSI fandom makes me fear for the human race. The logic is just not there. The OC is NOT going to have better ratings than CSI. And I love how the "Grissom is a virgin" thing is stated as fact. I joke around about his lack of lady skillz, but get real. I don't think people realize how rare it would be to make it to 50 and not gotten any (except by choice), especially a guy that looks like Grissom. The great thing about your drinking game is that the wank makes me want to curl up with a bottle of whiskey and pray for salvation, and now I have a structured way in which to do it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Grissom mentions dating, and he is 50, so hello, logic? Where is the lovely logic gone? I miss it so.

I am glad to hear the drinking game is good for something ;)

[anitchka.livejournal.com]

No no no no no, who officially deigned that C/S is CSI: Thongs?

Cath/Sara is Look, We Know It's Never Going to Happen, But THEY HAVE BOOBS AND IT WOULD BE REALLY HOT KTHX. Or LWKNINGtHBTHBaIWBRHK for short.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

No no no no no, who officially deigned that C/S is CSI: Thongs?

I have no idea, but I have SEEN ICONS. No lies, omg.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

See, there's a shipname I could get behind! As soon as I have unwrapped by tongue from trying to say it.

[fixing.livejournal.com]

waaaaaaaaaank.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeees.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Dude, this icon is where it is at ->



I'm seriously considering using it. It's so beautiful. And explain to me who on CSI doesn't have Daddy Issues, plzkthx.

Also, usually I laugh at most of the deranged wank (in my ship and out of it) but that comment about WP's family? Fuck, even I wouldn't go there. That is some cold-ass, crazy shit.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh, I saw that at that alternate drinking game. I guess someone was not amused. OnNOES.

*laughs at icon* You should use it. You'd look good in it.

I know. Even proclaimed as a "joke", that one just made me stare and not laugh. Even I have my non-amused lines, I guess.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

People without daddy issues? They exist on CSI? O.o

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I stopped watching a bit after the Tarantino episode, I must admit. Nothing could beat 'Grave Danger'. It was fuckin' awesome.

Now, looking at these wars, I'm glad I'm gone.

Why does no one ship Grissom/Lady Heather? That's at least plausible in canon. And a ton less wanky.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, people ship that too. And it has its wanky shippers as well. Would you like me to point you to some?

Grave Danger was funky. Bug-fu!

[paintedrainbows.livejournal.com]

The whole list of shipper names [with the exception of a few...like GSR] makes me cringe. It might be me being strange but I absolutely hate shipper names. Guh, since when did the CSI fandom get so...wanky? [for lack of a better word]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

When a ship suddenly headed for Canonville.

Shipnames drive me batty, but that's nothing new.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

omg let's kill actual people so two tv characters can't hook up!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Excellent plan! That's like, so brilliant and stuff.

...

I have grossed myself out.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

There are no words.

Cam, where have the sane people gone?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They're in the Wankshelter, getting drunk.

[smalldiver.livejournal.com]

*Hiccups*

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

Kill...and 'ROFL'. In the same sentence.


Give me one of those Vodka Valiums, please.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

As ordered, a Vodka Valium.

It's going to be a long, long summer in CSI fandom, hoo boy.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

I still wanna rip out the throat of the person who posted that shit about WP's fam. And roast said throat. And, and, and... whoa, I did take this drinking game way too seriously.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

And I got mocked. Yay? Yay!

[kitness.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, this is like watching a train wreck. I'm actually looking forward to the finale for the impending wank explosion / potential declaration of shipper war than I am for actually watching the show. Does that make me a bad person?

It's not my fault that idiocy amuses me so much.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It makes you a bit like me.

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

I have no words for these people

*hides*

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Oh, look! A totally alternative drinking game Think we could get drunk on that?

It seems very one-note, though. Hardly any fun. Boo, boo, I say. People need to get drunk, I need the blackmail-money.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think I prefer the original - after all, we did knock all the ships.

[speshulduck.livejournal.com]

CSI? I'll take the drunkness any way it comes to me. I'll now be trying to fit the wank into my limited schedule. [misses you]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hey you. I'm sending you some stuff in the mail, just FYI. Not wank though, I'm afraid.

You have missed heaps and heaps of wank, really. There was even Doctor/Doctor wank.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I found more: This girl promises to literally cry when GSR happens.

I swear to god, this is the awesomest thing to happen to this fandom, watching it self-destruct all around.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We should have an after-finale promise patrol, going around to see if people really did throw up, cry and turn their TV off in disgust.

Wankimplosion go!

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

That's not getting drunk, that's killing yourself via alcohol poisoning.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But both can be fun.

[csishewolf.livejournal.com]

I am seriously getting frightened. This is beyond the wankdom and the booze - this is just downright terrifying.

I am going to run and hide now. *iz very, very scared*