Anon fic request meme and a rather fake CSI spoiler.

[misscam]

At last, my BBC package has arrived in my hands. So now I am the owner of, among other things, episodes with the First Doctor. Yay, One! Of course, won't have time to endulge myself in some watching yet, since my boss talked me into working the night to May 17th* (argh) and so I'll need my sleep before.

* This night is traditionally when youths of a certain age get drunk in Norway and drive around in buses and play loud music as preparation for the National Day.

But while I snooze, how about throwing a stick for Cam's muse? Yes, I am doing the Anon Request again. Leave an anon comment with a fic request, and I'll pick the ones that inspire me to write like mad. (Being a little specific is good. "I want Nine and Rose and smuuuuuut!" is so general it won't spark that much excitement. Leaving a step-by-step story instruction, on the other hand, can be too specific. Somewhere inbetween is where you might want to be - why not ask for three things, as is fairly common in fic exchanges?) Don't reveal your name unless your request gets done, and then do it when the story is posted. I might be surprised.

I am most likely to write Doctor Who stuff, but you can always ask for other fandoms if you so desire.

Finally, I bring you spoilers from a Snicker*

* Sara/Nick shipper. There are days I think there should be a CSI Fans Against Stupid Ship Names front, seriously.

Like the info II Have (that most of you already know so I wont go into that) is just a Ploy for us to find out that Bam he and Lady H are already a couple

This being the same chick who has earlier opined with TPTB do not want GSR and they've made that clear to me and I cant wait to see the Finale Just to proove that and Sara is clearly disgusted over the Idea of her and Gris now You could tell when Caprice made that comment
and the smile at the end Meant nothing. Everyone seems to have gotten GSR from that ep I got the END of GSR from it (as did everyone else I Know)

Oh dear. I have high wank hopes for this poster come the finale, I do.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Here's a fic request. Take as much/little as you want from it:

An explosion causes Nine and Rose to end up landing at a location at the same time/place as Ten and Rose, but the explosion has caused all four of them to (temporarily) forget who they are. After searching themselves for identification, the Doctors' psychic paper causes all sorts of fun pairing mischief four all four.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Oh, the wank makes me smile. Never thought I'd see the day where I'd actually jump ship to GSR mainly to see the crap start flyin'.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Fairly awesome, innit? The GSR kind has actually been fairly sane, if a little over-enthusiastic so far (and who can blame them? Well, aside from mean girls like me). It's some of the Sara haters and Sara/Nick shippers who have been wankiest so far. Come the finale, things might change, though.

I got the popcorn ready.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

It is! I'm not particularly in favor of the idea of GSR (and doubt I ever will), but I guess TPTB screwed around long enough with you guys. It's the craaaaazy fans that scare me and will make me laugh and point at them until they cry that make my life sane.

I've seen... almost nothing of this season, but come CSI night, I'll be watching. BRASS CANNOT DIE JDKLAJDKLASDJ.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I can understand the pairing not appealing to people for various reasons - tastes varying and all. But the batshit 'TPTB will do my pairing because everyone feels like me!!!!1' is just... Huh. And in face of all logic, keep claiming this? Makes me boggle and laugh at the same time.

Poor Brass. I hope he lives. Where will we get snark without Brass?

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's the fun, with all the inane reasons why a ship belongs together and yours doesn't. Some of it's just so far out there, on Neptune, inhabiting with alien life form. It's just... bizarre. And I like laughing and mocking.

I knoooooooooow. I don't think I can stand a Brass-less CSI.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Gil is all stressed out over his good friend Jim and having to make a decision about the risky surgery. In a *cough* out of character display of unsympathetic and callousness, Sara tells him ‘don’t worry about it, it’s not your problem, whatever can we go home now.’ This is in stark contrast to a conversation Sofia or Catherine has with him about Brass and how it is affecting him. This gets him thinking even more (he might have started thinking back at the end of ToYD that even though Sara is happy, he is not), well maybe this fantasy relationship is not all what it is cracked up to be and at the end of the show we get the ‘sorry this is not working for me, so later.’

This scenario would reflect a real life situation, one partner is happy as a lark with no idea that the other is extremely miserable because both see life so differently.

And here we have a classic example of using your own experience as arguments why a fictional couple won't work. Thank you for the demonstration, Tazzer.

Yeah... Tell the truth, I haven't watched CSI in months and months. And though I might get one of my ships, I am rather blah about it all. I'm almost enjoying it more for the wank it brings.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes. Right. Thanks very much, that truly converted me.

I'm really only staying for three things: Brass, the GSR and the wank. Afterwards, I can return to any other fandom that I'm currently involved in.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The fight here is quite fun

Sounds like a plan. Alternatively, you can come to Doctor Who fandom with me.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Ooh, fun!

I think I will. With West Wing now gone, I only have two fandoms: House and 24. Three is a well-rounded number, don't you think?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

OT3 for the win! *cough* Yes. Three is good. Also, yay!

Course, all this is warm-up for the big day, when fights will no doubt be all over the place and the wanky will implode. Oooh, why can't time go faster? *stares at watch*

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

I shall try my best not to disappoint.

It's like waiting for Christmas; you want December but it's only September.

[(Anonymous)]

Fun like whoa. I might have to steal this idea. :)

The Doctor (Nine or Ten) and Rose land somewhere in the middle of an event that makes it look like they've just committed a big crime/murder. They are immediately blamed for the event by the locals. They are strip searched and put into prison garb and locked into a cell together, desite the Doctor's attempts to talk them out of it.

That night, cold and nearly naked and scared, the Doctor and Rose have a heart-to-heart that leaves the Doctor emo-sad. In the morning, Rose manages to save the day, somehow proving they didn't committ the crime. They're freed, but things aren't the same between them anymore, and they try to fix it.

Expand as you like. Would love to see it get smutty, but you know, only if it fits.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, we know Moffat is just a slacker for not actually reading the script for "School Reunion" so here is your task...You're a lowly staff writer who's looking over the The Great One's script and realize HUGE continuity error. It is your job to now give us the story of why Rose did not want Mickey to join them on the TARDIS and, more importantly, why the Doctor did.

Carry on.

[(Anonymous)]

Fic request, oh wise and hard-working one!

DW, Ten/Reinette and Ten/Rose, flowers figuring somewhere in the first, and the TARDIS getting a word (or something) in edgewise in the second. And an implication--as subtle or overt as you like--that Reinette may have run unknowingly into one of the Doctor's earlier incarnations.

[(Anonymous)]

So, for some reason (around trying to get back to the proper universe on limited Tardis power at the end of all this cybermen stuff), the Tardis dumps Ten, Rose and Mickey on inhospitable wrong worlds and takes it's slow time to recharge for it for the next try.

So... Tardis, cabin fever, exploring inside, dressing up and snark.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Aww, so you gone to bed already? Darn. Just cos I had to go to bed early last night and will tomorrow... but not tonight. Go figure ;)

*ponders what to request*

btw, guess what I got to see on TV this afternoon? That episode of Trading Spouses with Marguerite Perrin. It was like a cracktastic, headdesking gift from God! *snicker* (I feel for her children. Such abuse she was screaming at them!)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

About to. I'll be up maybe half an hour longer.

Ooooh, the "Warrior for God"? Was she as batshit as advertised?

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

All this and more. I taped it.

She took each of the other woman's kids aside on their own and tried to convert them. Then she was screaming "I have planted the seed, and I will reap the harvest!"

And then when they met each other before going back to their families, and the sane one was saying "oh, you have beautiful children" and then mentions that she hypnotised one... and seriously, the whites of the eyes! I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues!

[wildecate.livejournal.com]

Could I have Reinette/Doctor? Perhaps after he reads her mind and before he returns to the ship?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You forgot to be anon, my dear.

[(Anonymous)]

*sighs* oh hell

*headdesk*
*headdesk*

[(Anonymous)]

Fic suggestions?

What about a TARDIS adventure with Ten, Rose and Mickey. With Mickey getting to be awesome and all. It can be gen or shippy, it's all up to you.

If you are really daring, try and make it a Ten/Rose/Mickey fic.

Hell, I'd even take Ten/Mickey!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like ten/Rose to run into Sarah Jane/Four, just to see how they react from seeing eachother later on.

if that doesn't inspire the plot bunnies, then there's always ten/rose being locked in an actual police box.

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

I gotta give this Sara/Nick shipper (I will not use that cutesy-poo nickname, not even under pain of death) some credit - it takes a lot of talent to be that horrendously stupid.

Grissom's got enough to worry about, what with his friend Brass dying and Gil having to make a Hobson's choice (risky surgery or certain death). I doubt he's also trying to figure out which of the lovely ladies in his life is gonna be the one he bags and beds.

It's a crime drama, not a frackin' soap opera.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Didn't you hear? Romance is the be-all and end-all of life! Caina told me so!

[(Anonymous)]

Rose/Ten and they end up in a strip bar and Ten has to wear a pink feather boa at one point.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

Grieving Ten
Any Doctor from One to Eight
any!Doctor/Rose

[(Anonymous)]

Ten/Rose/Mickey, post tGitF, with angst and Ten walking in on Rose and Mickey's comfort sex.

[ladyiapetus]

*headdesks*

Brass has been shot, there's a strong possibility that he's not going to survive and all these fantwits are concerned about is WHO GRISSOM HOOKS UP WITH?

I hate fandom!

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe I'm asking this, cos it has to be the randomest thing ever, but Ten/Reinette/Rose. Preferably with less angst and more matter-of-factness. And bad puns. Gotta have the bad puns.

(I get the nagging feeling that I am identifiable even when I comment anon-ly.)

[(Anonymous)]

I would love a Doctor/Rose fic (nine or ten) in which they land in europe/north america during the 16th century. Because of the way she is dressed and the knowledge she has, Rose is accused of being a witch.

I love your wank updates!

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I HATE when people capitalize the first letter of Random words in the Middle of a sentence. Also, that is just an amazing comment in general. I'm somewhat excited for the CSI finale in it's own right, but I'm perhaps more excited for the wank that will follow it.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Oh, Cam, what would I do without your wank updates. Supposedly this G/C board (Blacktie-Affair) is full of batshit crazy as well though I haven't joined yet to point and laugh. If you've seen coolcatz from talkcsi, I've read some copy and pastes from there and she's pretty fucking nuts. Like they're actually spamming David Rambo with "comments" about the finale.

I LOVE all these claims that 100% something else will happen or blah blah blah, it's so hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

Ten/Nine with Rose watching.
PG-13+.
May contain psychic paper or a sonic screwdriver, whichever floats your boat.
Rose isn't actively taking part. Just being a voyeur.

(Not sure if this quite fits the parameters, but...)

[(Anonymous)]

Ten/Rose.
Rose and the Doctor have a huge fight for something stupid, and Rose makes him get her home while still mad as hell at him. They don't even say goodbye, and Rose sulks and sulks while waiting for him to get back for a couple of weeks, until she realizes he's not coming back. insert ANGSTING. She somehow starts looking for him, chasing strange sightings and whatnot after another one (Mickey could help a bit, too, although he could try to make her stay), and she ends up finding Jack. They, uh, steal a ship or something (from Torchwood?) and start looking in time until they find the Doctor again. And he's all EMO-LIKE because he still thinks she wants nothing to do with him anymore. Cue some make-up (sex. that's up to you, really).

Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if Jack would randomly conquere the king of a strange planet. Or, dunno, something. XD

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

But you didn't finish the last drabble requests...

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

That's right, you didn't.

*pouts cos she didn't get hers*

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

I'm not about to read every word of that wanky crap, but it does amuse me that they said "Take Griss away from Sara..."

Hee! So I guess they do know that Sara *has* Griss in the first place, and all they need to do is take him away from her.

Even we're not delusional enough with GSR to think that any other ship *has* him for us to take away.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how to do a link...so I'll give you this address...the always entertaining SARASIDLESTOKES posts here under the name SARASTWIN. Take a look at the Ask Ausiello thread...its not hard to find...its the first topic on the list. This is a meltdown from page 201 of that thread:

Begin Meltdown:

Pardon my langauge BUT I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
OKay you remember previously how I had complained about CSIAddict to the Mods SO FAR NOTHINGS been DONE
TODAY I make a comment about how the Majority of GSR shippers are young children with no lives WHICH I'M SORRY IS FUCKING TRUE and apparently I offend some Adult GSR shipper and I GET YELLED AT
YET CSI ADDICT IS RUDE TO ME ALL THE DAMN TIME AND HAD PMED ME WITH NUMEROUS RUDE PMS AND SHIT AND NOTHINGS DONE THERE
NOT ONLY THAT BUT SHE'S BEEN RUDE TO ME IN THE THREAD AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING
SO WHAT ITS OKAY FOR ME TO BE FUCKING OFFENDED BY A FAKE SNICKER
BUT GODDDDDDDDDDDD FORBID I FUCKING OFFEND SOME GSR FAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE AN ADULT!!!
I SWEAR WHERES THE FUCKING JUSTICE??

End meltdown.
Here is the address where you can find all the wank you can handle.

http://www.naked-gc-lovelab.TK/

Have fun!!

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Hold on...lemme get the booze.

Okay...*click*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*Happens to be too busy giggling to properly mock the shipper post*

Simply wank-tastic.


And for the love of Anubis and fudge, could someone explain what in the blazes 'tptb' (or for that matter, 'tl;dr') means?

[(Anonymous)]

tptb=the powers that be

tl;dr=too long; didn't read

(tptb baffled me for years)

[siraj.livejournal.com]

oh! Well that clears things up... Thank you very much!

[(Anonymous)]

1. Rose and Ten run into a previous Doctor and companion/s of your choice.

2. Telepathy is used in some way. (bonus points if it's sex-related)

3. Last line is "they were never the same again."

[(Anonymous)]

Because I'm too impatient to wait until Davies does it.

The current Doctor (and companions) meets the Brigadier (and possibly the rest of the - presumably retired - UNIT team; Benton, Yates etc.

Maybe Sarah Jane introduces them, or maybe they run into each other quite by accident?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm, prompts, prompts... h'okay, so-

TARDIS breaksdown for no concievable reason, on a world full of weird and assorted gateways. Ten goes exploring, Rose follows, they both walk through one of these gateways.

The gateway causes body swap madness. Rose is Ten, Ten is Rose, and Mickey's pissed-off the dynamic duo left him to fix the TARDIS while they went off for a lark.

Kinky body swap smut would be terrific.