Oh, CSI fandom... (With a few Doctor Who notes.)

[misscam]

And the wank continues... Spoilers, if you haven't seen the finale.

i mean, snickers & grillows fans, even sofia/nick and catherine/nick and greg/sara and everything else -- we're just... it was like TPTB's way of saying, "HAHA YOUR THOUGHTS, BELIEFS AND SHIPPER FAITH ARE ALL MEANINGLESS! NOW HERE, HAVE SOME GSR!"

And more from the Snickers crowd:
ok i just had an idea. we didnt actually see anything did we? and gris looked like he was in a shirt, not a robe. MAYBE he just stopped by sara's for some comfort talking, and she was in a robe, and he told her he was going, but not for a while, and she said the goodbye line as in she is glad he aint going yet because she needs her FATHER FIGURE around for a bit longer to help her deal with things... ok its a stratch yes but GSR makes no sense!!!

that last scene was anti everything, anti-sense, anti-what-people-want, anti-butterfly-making-in-stomach, but it was good for somethings... like belliemics... they could just watch that scene over and over after meals to throw up hahahahaha. im so going to get in trouble for that, but its true. i gagged watching it!!! and i know others that did.

its the most degrading thing thats ever happened to a tv chracter!!!

95% of people are feeling wronged and disgusted and there are people questioning if they should watch the show.

Plane to Australia : $1700
Gun: $70
Ways to Hide ALL evidence: $150
Getting Grissom to come: $500
Killing Grissom and getting Snickers: Priceless

Our friend SaraSidleStokes speaks up:
Okay I'm SO UNBELIEVEABLY mad right now i'm through with this show and I REFUSE to watch it if it continues this way I'll have to rely on all of you
I'm gonna try and vent without mentioning THE OTHER
all I'll say is first of all i'm not mad at the characters or the actors (except maybe WP but I never liked him to begin with) I'm mad at the Powers that be they made it clear they were Anti the other ship the Forshadowed SNICKERS and then they turn around and do this I THINK I have a HUNCH on why I dont want to offend anyone here though so if you want my theory PM me (or IM me if you have my Addies)
My Friend keeps telling me to remain optimistic she likens it to the whole Monica and Richard thing saying that didnt last either and we got the Mon and Chan ship BUT THIS IS SO different see WITH THAT Tom Selleck was a guest star not a regular so you kind of knew it wasnt gonna last
she keeps saying the first Ship they do never lasts and I agree BUT my fear is since alot of us (Including myself) Or boycotting it the ratings WILL drop and they'll have to pull the plug so the show will end with this *barfs*
she's another one that thinks its all a dream cause it didnt make sense to her but I dont know shes wants me to be optimistic but GUESS WHAT one of your LAST Optimists have given up hope I'M DONE

as I told Paris through Ims yesterday for me its NOT Sara i'm dissapointed in ,its not her fault the Writers contradicted themselves
its tptb and the writers and at the moment WP Just from what I saw on the Early show
It makes no sense to me thats why i've given up on this show
for all I care let the ratings drop, let the show go off the air when it does it will go off with the worst ratings ever cause NO ONE wants this to happen and they were so unbelievably wrong in doing this

ALL I SAW was Sara's crush and Grissom treating her like his "daughter"
ALL THIS SEASON they forshadowed Snicker THEY DID say in interviews they were AGAINST GSR they MADE IT CLEAR
and JF DID say that she was gonna hook up with someone that ISNT GRISSOM
I'm going with Nola on this one THIS IS THE GSRS FAULT THEY DID ONLY WANT THIS cause they are little kiddies who have the TIME to sit and write them saying GSR IS WHAT THEY WANT
IIIII DONT have the time to mail them letters telling them THIS ISNT WHAT WE WANT and niether do MOST OF US MATURE PEOPLE out there
we ALL REFUSE TO WATCH which will lead them with nothing more but to PULL THE PLUG on the show and end it GSR
I"m SO MAD ABOUT THIS its NOT FUNNNY and I REFUSE TO WATCH
I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SHOW

its not my SHIP thats got me SO PISSED OFF I could care less about that
ITS THE FACT THAT THEY TOTALLY contradicted themselves AND DID THIS because OF A BUNCH OF IMMATURE LITTLE KIDS WITH NO LIVES
and what GETS ME IS NO ONE WANTS THIS yet they do it anyways
and I'M SORRRY but A I NEVER liked Grissom to begin with but NOW UGH (and dont EVEN TRY and blame this on Sara girls cause SHE WAS PROVING ESPECIALLY this past season up until now to BE OVER HIM) and B I can NOT SIT and watch this ship ITS GROSS and DISGUSTING AND it WILL GO SOAP OPERA
so sorry but THIS STUPID SHOW LOST A VIEWER

A Freudian slip from a Snicker reveals much:
yeah...i Know its not Sara's fault..i mean shes just a character, and i know that this is all the writers fault....but i guess i still cant help but being upset at Sara...im my own pathetic way, because i wanted to end up with my dream guy! (which is Nick? Why won't tptb see how perfect they are for each other???)

Tazzer shows up at last:
I’m sorry but I still can’t get over the insensitivity Billy allowed his character to spout out last night. What an utter insult to anyone whose life has been touched by cancer. I wonder if Gil has thought about what kind of cancer he would like to have, maybe one of the fun ones. I think anal cancer would suit him fine after how he treated Jim. He sure gave the appearance that having to make that decision for someone he really wasn’t close to was just a pain in the butt and inconvenient. God how dare Jim ask this of him, they don’t even go to movies together sheesh. To my ears when the doctor was explaining there is choice A or B for almost dead Jim, Gil was like – yeah whatever doc, do it and don’t bother me again I’m too important to keep coming here. Those CSI’s under me just can’t be trusted with one dead body.
Wonder how he would like bone cancer or one that puts you in such incredible pain that the morphine pump place in your abdomen just don’t cut it and you beg for Doc Death to deal you up a lethal dose. The only thing missing from the has-been Professor Grissom’s pompas ass speech to his adoring student was a smelling pipe. He wants to read Moby Dick again; well what is stopping him at this moment? I don’t think he has to read it since is a living example of a huge moby dick.

A TV critic gets involved:
I made a call to the TV critic for a major newspaper - not in my city, but a much bigger one. He was very interested in my comments about CSI and I copied the episode discussion thread and faxed it to him, at his request. Don't worry, he is not going to quote anyone; he just was very curious about the reactions. He said he had no idea there was such passion for CSI and he will consider writing about this.

Billy has ruined his fantasty guy status:
You could be right, Lab Rat, but there's giving up the fight and there is joining the enemy. To show you how mad at him I am right now, Spike is showing, 4X4, Fur and Loathing and Jackpot as their Friday night threesome. I'm so upset with Billy, I can't even bring myself to look at him.
And to think up until last night he was my fantasy guy.

It's poison, poison I tell you!!!!!1:
It won't much matter what they do in season seven because the chemistry of the team has been irrevocably altered. It can't be undone. It will affect (poison)every relationship and every interaction.
The Grissom/Catherine dynamic has to change too, no matter how politically careful Marg sounded this morning. The only way I can think of to restore CSI is for Sara to be gone, seriously.

Two out of five names spelt right isn't bad, is it?:
I say good for them. They have been hinting it for years, and they have know each other for so long. I think it's great. Good luck Sarah and Gill.
P.S. if Warrick and Tina split, I think Katherine should jump on it.

I'm just about ready to declare our friend Triple-S a winner here, me. Wow. Impressive wankform.

Meanwhile, this amused me greatly. I guess we'll find out very soon if it's true or not - huzzah, new episode tonight! Cyyyyyybermen! Not that I'll get to see it today, but still. I can entertain myself with Eurosong meanwhile. It's *the* snarknight of Europe. And here's to Norway not getting nil points hopefully.

And now I am suddenly imagining Cybermen performing "Love Hurts" in Eurosong. Oh dear.

I'm so glad I started watching Doctor Who still. Oh yes. I LOVE YOU SHOW AND FANDOM AND WRITERS AND EVERYONE

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I cannot connect the Cybermen with any song other than "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." And that just makes me shudder, no matter how many times I rewatch that bit.

*wants more Cybermen episode NOW*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE TAZZER WANKED ABOUT THE CANCER. Eeeeek, want. to. set. her. computer. on. fire.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I can lend you a Dalek to take it out?

[moyawyvern.livejournal.com]

SaraSidleStokes (or Strokes) rants are what is gag-inducing. The horrible spelling, the grammar, the hideous overuse of the caps lock of rage. And again, I love someone who generalizes an enitre fandom, saying they are little kids who just write to TPTB all the time and that Snickers (yuck, horrible name) are the mature ones.

This is coming from someone who ships Grissom/Sara, and thus has a biased viewpoint, but do you have any idea what "forshadowing" of Snickers they claim to have in the weeks preceding the finale? Cause I am confused, kind of like I was after the whole Harry/Hermione internet meltdown of 2005. I just have never seen what they "saw," ever. Then again, I had a concussion from the Grissom/Sara anvils that were falling, so I might have missed something.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

She really ought to learn to watch her spelling and grammar, that one. I can't read half of what she's saying because my mind spazzes out. Poor English. She isn't the only one to make similar claims about everyone that ships GSR, though.

I'm not sure. Some of them claimed the Rasho-ican'tspell episode was N/S hinting. And I guess they're referring to the "Sara is over Grissom" interviews, and miss SSS did claim Gum Drops was always a N/S episode. I don't know, really. *scratches head*

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

oooh, never noticed that thing with Rose, shame on me, would be kind of interesting if that was true, although I think we'd have more clues if this was the case. Still wondering why the TARDIS exploded though...

Grand Prix! Time to get drunk again! ^^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't think that one will be proven true. But the episode will tell. Speak up, episode.

Drinking, pointing and mocking. Honoured Eurovision Song Contest traditions.

[anitchka.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE GSRS FAULT THEY DID ONLY WANT THIS cause they are little kiddies who have the TIME to sit and write them saying GSR IS WHAT THEY WANT


YES!!111 IT IS ALL THEM1!!!!! IT IS THERE FAALULT FOR HAVING TOO MUCH TIME ON THEY'RE HANDS11!!!! NOW I WILL SITT HERE AND POST ON THIS MB ALOT 4 A FEW MORE DAYS!11!!!!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW I SEAK THE TRUTH COZ I SPEAK IN CAPS

[falena]

My country loses at life. We don't get Eurosong down here. Is it because we're too pathetic to even be considered European we'd pwn you all?

Can't wait to see the second part of the Cybermen ep. Mainly because I haven't made up my mind whether I liked the whole storyline or not. (Cybermen per se are cool).

CSI wank is just teh bestest.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Haha, you wish. You'd get smacked, as everyone does at one point or another.

It was a bit of a set-up episode, really. But with its moments. So I am eager to see how it works out.

Innit just? It's like watching them slowly tick off the item in my drinking game.

[ryanadamsgirl.livejournal.com]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You'll be heartily entertained for days to come, me thinks, as the wank shows no sign of dying.

[smalldiver.livejournal.com]

*Squints at SaraSidleStokes's contribution* Is there any sense in her capitalisation? It's not as though she's emphasising certain words. It's like she just decided to CAPS-lock certain WORDS AT random...

*Knocks back a tequila slammer*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a secret code?

Mmm, tequila...

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Tazzer's comment I think has won me over. FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER (FOR NOW)!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Tazzer is always a winner.

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Psst, Cam, I went into Ottakar's Bookshop today and saw that they have Doctor Who pens that go EX-TER-MIN-ATE! YOU SHALL NOT LIVE! *Dalek shooting noise* when you press them.

I'm very, shamefully, excited about Eurovision.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's a sad fact that if I was there, I'd probably buy one of those. I am a geek.

Yay, I'm not the only one!

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

Oy. Vey. *headdesk*

Man, CSI wank wins all. It really does.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Mini-HP fandom, I keep telling people. Much with the batshit, as we see when a couple becomes Canon.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Complicated conspiracy theories about shows always entertain and astonish me. Mainly because like a medieval peasant faced with a miracle performed by the hand of a dead saint I have no idea what it going on. I am very simple that way.

And I miss the Eurovision. I think at some point I will have to watch the Father Ted Eurovision episode just to assuage my longing.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aww! No one should have to miss Eurosong.

[shippygrl.livejournal.com]

Holy HELL. If you're that angry about the damn finale, people, then STOP talking about it! ENOUGH with the "I won't watch it anymore! Let's boycott! rabble rabble rabble" and just fucking DO it already and shut up about it!

*breathes* I can wank the wankers, right? And before LJ, I always used "wank" as a comlpletely different word...ewwww.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you might get high blood pressure that way.

The Internet has changed the meaning of wank.

[robin-2370-hood.livejournal.com]

I am a big shipper, my friends and close family know this, and they wish it would stop, but I've never been one to write in those forums. I don't understand how people can get so wrapped up in something so fictional. Don't get me wrong, I get as excited about certian TV shows as the next fangirl, but when the episode is done and I've finished with my squeeing, or ranting to my mom and friends, then I'm done, and I wait for the next episode.

I also can't help but not take anyone who loves doing THIS to COMPLETELY RANDOM words seriously. It doesn't help them make their point, it helps them look stupid.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with being a fan of something and all, just as long as you keep a certain grip on sanity while at it. And I'm hardly one to lecture on fannish interests.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Oh, the wank! Hey, Cam--got any more room in the wank shelter? I'll bring poptarts!

[hadria.livejournal.com]

AND DID THIS because OF A BUNCH OF IMMATURE LITTLE KIDS WITH NO LIVES

Oh the irony.

A lot of those confirm my belief that people just didn't want Grissom with Sara because they were quite pathetically wanting him for their own fantasy purposes. Which is a bit scary. As is the sudden hate for Billy, their fantasy man despite the fact he dresses ugly and cheated on his girlfriend like 9352398754 times. O-kay.

This girl is quite wanky also - copwhore, but I feel kind of bad, she seems to take it all really seriously.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah - and I think a lot of them are so upset because he's not going with the woman they idenity themselves with, thus not them, as it were.

And those two links were... Wow. Impressive.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Another person having a meltdown.

[kitness.livejournal.com]

OMG I'M TERRIFIED.

Seriously, wow, just wow. That's padded room time right there.

[meeta.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love you so much for posting those quotes. I nearly peed myself with laughing. Sigh, when will people learn that it's a whole lot better for their blood pressure if they don't take a TV show as seriously as if it were real life? OH NOES! GRISSOM AND SARA HAD SEX! THE WORLD IS NOW OVER AND I MUST DEFINITELY TURN TO ANOTHER SHOW! BECAUSE THAT'S ALL MY LIFE IS ABOUT, TO BEGIN WITH!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

GSR CAUSED WANK WAR THREE!

[kitness.livejournal.com]

The funniest thing about Triple-S (okay, mosthtings are funny about Triple-S but this is my current favourite) is all her talk about immature kiddies with no lives as she sits and spews crazy batshit rants about how TPTB betrayed her personally. Because her viewing is obviously the make or break of the show.

MY. BRAIN. HURTS.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But she has sources and spoilers and speak for the viewing audience, dammit!

Or not, you know.

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god these people are functional members of society? *gapes* Seriously I think after discovering that there are people out there who expressed wishes that JKR would die in childbirth because of shipping my faith in the human race has plunged several degrees.

I think I'm going to go and watch Blackpool and stare at David Tennant and hope my computer is no longer possessed by the spirit of the ABC and lets me download Doctor Who.

[avonassac.livejournal.com]

It hurts, it hurts so bad. I really have to stop reading these wank posts of yours because my brain is never going to recover. I honestly can't determine which one of them is crazier; Tazzer or SSS. *flips coin*

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

I am late to read this (because I was laaaaate to see the episode) but this wank is more wankful then I could ever have imagined. I had so much trouble reading the posts because of the terrible grammar and spelling... gah, my eyes are bleeding. Where is a non-wanky fandom? How did this fandom turn so wanky?

On the plus side, I finally have a reason to use my icon that fish made. :P

[autobadgirl.livejournal.com]

I think it's the enraged entitled ALL CAPS squeals of outrage that sadden me the most with this wank. That and the fact these people have never heard of periods or even a semicolon Fengirls are fengirls wherever they are, just illogical spews of invective and airs of grandeur.

*pets poor abused caps lock function*