On lion's den, not confusing things and news. With fic preview.

[misscam]

I sincerely hope that the last 30 seconds was a dream, because if TPTB really want to put GSR on the show, give the viewers some respect for taking this journey along with them for the last six years. Let them in on how they arrive at the destination, and once they get there, pull out all the stops and put it over the top in such a way that even the naysayers or cyincs like myself would wholeheartedly buy into the romance.

A non-GSR shipper shows up at YTDAW - THE GSR gathering place - and posts that theory. Guess how that one goes down... Really, if some people are so keen on smeaing bacon-grease all over them and walk into a lion's den, I'm sure other ways could be arranged.

Dan/Emma shippers are a-wanking

Which does remind me - O Doctor Who fandom, you know I love you. Well, most of the time. But could you try not to creep me out with some of this Ten/Rose - David/Billie transferance? When I see icons with "love" on what's clearly David and Billie away from the whole DW setting and not actually acting, it does vaguely bug me. When I see a lot of them, I start to worry a bit. When I see comments taking David and Billie being cute with each other as a score for the Ten/Rose ship, I'm just wigged out. Please not to be confusing things, okay? Because actors are not the characters they portray.

Slight fic preview of "The Problem of Watson", the Ten/Rose fic I'm fiddling with.

A murder, it is known, requires at least two parties. There's the victim, sometimes aware and sometimes not, but no one lives to compare and decide which is best. There's the killer, sometimes with regret and sometimes not, but the result always remain the same. Life is taken. Sometimes with blood, sometimes not, but always, always with force.

One ancient act. A million little consequences. Two parties.

Except, sometimes there's a third.

The innocent passing by. (...)

He's still wearing the silly Poirot hat and the glasses and the goofy, goofy smile and watching her with expectations she almost knows she can never quite live up to, but will keep trying until he tires of it, and she should just walk away. Go home before the addiction to star dancing becomes unbreakable, embrace normality while she still remembers it. But she doesn't.

She just kisses him, forcing him to part his lips before the force of hers, her mind distantly entertaining the idea that a girlfriend is a stronger part than the sidekick.

In the 'karma can be a bitch when others deliver it' line:
Prankster gets prank pulled on him - his apartment is turned into a giant hamster cage

In other news:
Montenegro looks to have voted for independence
Czech politicians exchange blow at meeting for angry dentists (At least their politicians gets hands-on. And they seem to be having an interesting election campaign, as indicated by this also.)
Shitty news from Iraq I
Shitty news from Iraq II
Germany welcomes new wild bear

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Dan/Emma shippers are a-wanking

When are they not?

Also, wow. Iraq is a fucking scary place.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Gah, Iraq is like a travel in depressing shit these days.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Yes. At least we don't have to live there, I guess :-/

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Come on AIM? MSN is being a wanky git.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Not just mine then?

Be right there.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

I do wonder whether there's DW RPF as well. But actually, I don't really want to know...

And shouldn't someone tell the delusional shipper contingent that David Tennant and Billie Piper are not Tom Baker and Lalla have both other partners...?

So, Bavaria's got a bear now. Yay!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Don't you? For I do know the answer.

Oh, they've heard. They just don't think about it much or something.

Yay, bearness.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Don't you? For I do know the answer.

I will probably live to regret this request very, very soon -- but got any badfic links for DW RPF...?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ehm. I have a crackfic link, will that do? Here.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it'll do. It gave me mental images that ,while they are not entirely unpleasant, I didn't quite need, but it made me laugh out loud at the very same time.

Ah, I love crack!fic.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Regional officials in Bavaria say they plan to briefly anaesthetise the bear and identify it before releasing it.

Ah, aren't biologists great? What they mean with that warm fuzzy sentence sounding like they'll hug and cuddle the thing a little is this:
a) shoot it with an aneastheatic dart. Ouch.
b) Put on a collar much like the ones dogs get, but bigger and heavier which the bear can't get off
c) then follow its every move. Probably watching it 24/7

Welcome to Germany. No wonder bears rarely come to visit

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So really, he's getting the normal tourist treatment, huh?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

yeah, but usually there's a queue. and we usually don't consider shooting them

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

RPF is the source of endless wank and stupidity. True fact.

Also fic preview, whee!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do remember the Tinhats. And the David/Gillian shippers from the XF days. I don't as such get my knickers in my twist if it's clear people are just writing it for fun and giggles, though it might not be my prefence. But if they actually *believe* it... Oi.

Whee indeed.

[tencrush]

He's still wearing the silly Poirot hat
Yes! There is indeed a hat involved! Hooray for hat!porn. I can't wait.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

When I say there will be hats, there's hats. There'll at least be a Sherlock Holmes hat too, and beyond that we'll see.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Love the look of the new fic.

*is vaguely disturbed that the David/Billie stuff is still going strong* O.o This may yet get ugly, I fear...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:)

We'll see, I guess. Unless I go insane first.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Ack, RPF! Get a grip, people. Dan/Emma or Tennant/Piper, I don't care, just start thinking straight.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Embrace logic!

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Fanbrats are immune to logic, sadly.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Oooh...fresh fic!

But the BAFTA pictures were so cute /whine It could totally be The Doctor and Rose...if the Doctor grew a shaggy beard and outfitted himself in a kilt ::thud:: and Rose woke up and decided that three pounds of make-up perhaps might be a bit overkill.

But Tennant and Piper? Nah.

::is v.v. confused over cute pictures::

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Then enjoy them for being cute, but not for being a sign of the TWUWUB of Doctor/Rose, yes?

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Of course not. That's just so....Potterverse.

::shudder::

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's a section of them in CSI fandom too. I wish I was kidding.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

A non-GSR shipper shows up at YTDAW
... is asking for a death sentence.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

In essence, yes.

Oi, you insane fandom, you.

[despertarse.livejournal.com]

The apartment turned hamster cage would actually be one of those fun, one-day experiences. :D What a playground!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes. Don't think I'd want to live in one, though.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

YTDAW=Lion's den

I like that analogy. I call the boards the GSR mothership myself. I just spent the better part of an hour reading the th read (and that's only starting from the page you linked). It's crazy yo!

They've got a GSR cruise going on...which I may have to abandon le wank shelter for, for a bit. Hey, I can't resist a WP attended (possibly nekkid)golf lesson, and a chance to give him an ass tattoo.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Knock yourself out. Just remember to have a batshit dissinfectant shower before you re-enter the wankshelter bar. Just in case you caught some while outside, you know ;)

[padawanpooh.livejournal.com]

Urgh. RPF *shudder* - really not good...just adds to the impression that anyone involved in fandom is a mad stalker.

Ship the characters but not the actors, people! Let Tennant, Piper and all have lives away from their shows!!!!

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Shipping real life people because of the 'couples' they play on screen - just say No, kids. Just say no.

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