Mostly wank, oh yes

[misscam]

Why the heck are random English speaking people leaving messages on my cell phone? I don't know any of them and it's getting a bit odd. I'm thinking maybe they're getting confused since the first two numbers of my number are the same as the country code for Norway. Still, I'm feeling almost paranoid here. PEOPLE ARE STALKING ME YO

Oh, what FUN! /sarcasm

More fun! *eyeroll* Clearly, miss Masterrace is most offensive there, but I hereby give due warning, if anyone EVER say I'm "cute in an aryan sort of way", I will slap. Hard.

CSI wank just never ends.

Billy's giving us signs with his clothes!!!!!1:
And maybe this was Billy's way (wearing his own shirt) to say what he really thinks of CSI going down this road - a joke. Ya'know he is still irritated at the spin offs so this could be his way of getting back. They want to make Gil out of character, why not show him in something many would never imagine him to wear.

But the shirt is never the worst part:
It didn't look natural on him at all. I think I laughed when I first saw it. Then cried when I saw who was in the bathrobe.

Ratings fight!:
I think you are grasping at straws to try a blame a MINIMAL drop on GSR, and CBS and the producers of CSI would probably laugh at that. If it makes you feel better then so be it, but its just not the truth.

Meanwhile, in Doctor Who world, we're still doing science. *nods sagely* Look at us being scientific.

In other news:
Sex theme park to open in London
Man in Gorilla suit sent to jail
Ibsen's home reopened
Munch painting stolen in Sweden
Serbian reactions to Montenegro split
Complete mammoth skeleton found in Siberia
The Enron jury

Comments

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

And they call GSR shippers delusional...

It's American television. It's straightforward 95% of the time.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Delusions seem to be going all around, really. It hurts to read. I want to hit people will a logic bat.

And English spelling and grammar one too, come to think of it.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

It's straightforward 95% of the time.

Tell that to David Shore and JJ Abrams. ;)

No, but the shirt theory as protest is totally sound.

Oh wait, that's the actor's shirt, that he's been photographed in before, out and about LA. He probably, I don't know, just a wild guess here, likes the shirt.

I know. Call me crazy.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I just marvel at your batshittery, I do.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I saw Gil Grissom with the Devil!

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Isn't all the CSI wank making your head hurt? Talk about delusional sad.

And we are sooooo scientific, aren't we? ;-)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It is. I want to stick forks into my brain, and yet I can't look away. Clearly, I have problems.

All science should be like this. Mmm.

[(Anonymous)]

How sad am I that I am the moron fighting with them over ratings...I made a decision to stay the hell away from that board from here on out but apparently it's too late for me. I've become a wanker!
Will I perhaps be forgiven for steering you toward the SSS wank goldmine? One can only hope.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hang on - are you Sarahvma, aka Vikki on YTDAW? Because I've been seeing references to the various places I've linked here on YTDAW, so I was wondering.

You did point me to a goldmine, I'll give you that.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

(LOL)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Amused, missy?

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, carry on, then.

[(Anonymous)]

No,I've been posting as pjm over there. Sarahvma has been posting there as well. Its like crack over there ie: Elyses board...you just feel the really stupid need to argue with them which is completely pointless and more than a little childish. Now that I made it onto your wank list I'm pretty sure my decision to stay away from there is the right one.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay.

Yeah, I've felt the desire to post myself several times, but sometimes, I just think it's wise to step back. Because you do lose a bit of perspective when you get worked up and it's easy to say stuff you later realise was maybe a bit silly.

But that's being human, eh?

Feel free to stick around and point and laugh from my LJ, of course. Bit safer ;)

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, in Doctor Who world, we're still doing science. *nods sagely* Look at us being scientific.
*rofl* *applauds*

Sex theme park in the Trocadero?! O.o Oh, the humanity! *face palms*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Seems so. Not going to have a looksie, then?

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Er, no. The Trocadero is for tourists or kids under the age of 13 who haven't discovered the rest of London yet. No Londoner would be seen dead in the place. Really odd place to stick such a thing - I can only assume they're hoping the tourists will be amused by it.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

The callers want you to make RTD read their fic. Then they get shy and hang up.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Them bastards. I'm not a fanservice station!

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

::contemplates image, scrubs brain vigorously::

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, the badgering of the pregnant teen. Real mature, that. *rolls eyes.* Some people can't poke common decency with a ten-feet-pole, can they?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That would require knowing what it is.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

I think the shirt theory is one of my favorites yet, for some reason. And frankly that says a lot, given some of the other gems that the CSI fandom produces on a regular basis.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heck, this week has had so many gems I've lost count. Woe.

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

[...wank...wank...]

Dear Eru, these people...

I'm looking for a new species to join. Perhaps Yersinia pestis will have me. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cute! Aww!

People be people. Sadly.

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

Cute! Aww!

I'm thinking of buying my brother one for a graduation present. ;)

People be people. Sadly.

Awww, damn.

[dalinae.livejournal.com]

Oh, see the otfsters battle it out too under the sway of this powerful wank.

I got your card today, much thanks. Fjords are purrrrty *strokes them in a totally non-dirty way*.

Kitty loves fjords too..

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Glad to hear it.

Fjords are love, truly.

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's right. They let him wear his own shirt. They employ wardrobe people to sit around and do nothing.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

AND IT'S ALL A PART OF THE CONSPIIIIIIRACY...!

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's right. The same CONSPIIIIIIIRACY that teh hat belongs to

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's real scientific there.

Guess I'll have to add those things to my smut punch list. :-P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Clearly. In the name of science.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

why not show him in something many would never imagine him to wear.

or...not wear? I'd love to see an at least half nekkid Grissom. Or even a little teaser like Sara in the shower (because you know she's nekkid).

And the sex park in London...do you know those swirly lollipops they sell at like Disneyland? Some are the size of a person's hand, and are round. Others are like...well, they're phallic shaped. Do you think they'll sell dildo shaped candy as well in this new amusement park? Do you think they could have manequins that look like WP in that one area where you touch things to find erogenous zones? Do you think so?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I want nekkid Warrick, me. Lots of it.

I think the only way to find out is to go there and conduct an experiment. Science, you know. Lick for science.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Who wants to take a trip with me to London, for the purpose of "licking for science?"