Round balls, wanky wanks and glorious summer

[misscam]

First off - World Cup update. Go Australia! Yay Czechs! Boo Italians! (Sorry, falena84, but the defensive play of Italy has been driving me peeved for years and years, and while the players are hot, I need more, I do.) Blah Portugal! Kickass Mexico! Argh Argentina! Eh Netherlands! Shame Sweden! Zzz Ecuador! Lucky England!

Also, hot males a'plenty. Sometimes, I think I want goals just for all the mad hugging it tends to bring. Mmm, football players.

Today - Braaaaazil.

Of course, CSI fandom takes no football breaks from its busy wanking schedule.

Because actors = the characters they play:
I love the way Griss and Sara look at one other, it sends chills down my back, i love grissom's half sexy smile(it is to die for but i like nick/george's better) that he gives sara and and sara's smile... wow! She has one hott smile, anyways when they smile at one other I swear it is not just GSR there there is some BJR Billy-Jorja Romance, becuase no body could look at somebody like that and not have feelings for them, Maybe I just have to much time on my hands and look at them to much, i dunno what my problem is.

A Snicker reckon they're in a win-win situation:
TPTB can do two things, have nick and sara with no scenes together, or have them with scenes together. if they give them no scenes people will ask why, and it will be obvious that its because their natural chemistry doesnt fit in with GSR. if they give them scenes together, then their natural chamistry will make the GSR plot seem all the more fake. basically we cant loose

'White Flag' by Dido is finally quoted:
I think Dido said it best in her song:
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Up, up, up, the ziggurat lickety-split, that's where we're going!:
The Snickers shippers say we have no where to go but down now! OMG no way... we have no where to go but ^^UP^^ there is a love between them and you Snickers people can't stop if your life depended on it...So bite me, i am sorry but i think i just went off the deep end, they bug me sometimes, it is funny too because i used to support them, because they are my favourite characters in CSI, Grissom is too of course.

I have the ear of the other ships:
See I dont know I think MAYBE tptb could give us Snicker just because I've heard from SO many people from other ships that they would be More okay if and when Snicker happens they'd deal they'd turn into Snickers (I heard this from Sandle fans,Swarrick Fans,Catnip Fans and even a few Adult GSR Fans)
whereas GSR really made them mad and they couldnt become GSR
so My personal opinion is they could get away with Snicker and it wouldnt hurt the show

ABG - Anyone But Grissom?:
yes i would be a little teed f sandles happend but i wouldn't care as much....because she's not with grissom, andyone but grissom is a dream to me

GSR is like incest, really!:
the incest reference was to the father/daughter like relationship they have and the *changed* backstory of sara's life. the way they changed it makes her seek father figures in inappropriate way, so yes, "incest" is the right word.

I speak for Latin America!:
And a lots of fans from latinoamerica they will be sad about this final season cuz most all the CSI fans from latinoamerica are G/C shippers, like me.
Now this is a wake up call for the TPTB!!!!!
Thanks TV GUIDE!!!

The Canon party goes on:
*sings loudly* GSR IS CANNON! GSR IS CANON GSR IS CANON *sings loudly*
quick someone pass me the vodka and...is that fireworks i hear...wow has this party turned into new years eve all over again...but hey all i can say is this YEA FOR GSR FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! GSR IS CANON ALL DA WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone opts for sanity:
And we keep bringing this up hoping they'll take it back?? I don't understand. I personally hated the ending, but it happened and it doesn't change my loyalty to the show, hence my membership here. I just get tired of all of this.

A Snicker has a new banner at TalkCSI.

And what you've all been waiting for - SaraSidleStokes writes fanfic

SSS inspires fanfic too:
Her heart leaped at her own thoughts, and her stomach did back flips. She’d felt these feelings for so long, but denied them into submission. She wanted to sell herself into the idea of Grissom, the idea of stability, that it only became clear to her that she’d just been afraid of finding real love. She’d scared herself into thinking she needed Grissom, that he was the only person that could keep her grounded and safe, but it made no sense to lie to herself anymore. The light shone on her true emotions, showing her that she’d been in love with Nick since the start, but she was just too scared to realize that she could love without a plan, without a safety net.

Other fanfics fight back too!:
Sara never considered her own mental state compromised by anger and revenge in that she was the one breaking the law. She felt untouchable, fueled by her emotions of hate. Her deluded mind was honed for retribution. After the enactment was completed, Sara would put his spare key back where she found it, hours before he shook off the sedative. She would be blame-free and waiting for him, when outraged and victimized, he would seek comfort within her arms.

Out of curiosity - who are reading the wankimplosion posts? And enjoying them? Speak up. I am the curious cat, please satisfy me. Also, I may have ulterior motives, but we'll get to those.

Meanwhile, it's truly summer in Norway. And my brother has come to stay, so I'll probably be a bit distracted by that now and then. Gotta hook him on Doctor Who, y'know. But oh man, the summer is so nice here right now. Warm, sunny and ice cream in the fridge. Life be good.

Comments

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Okay, I died at the quoting of Dido. I cannot tell you how much my stomach is aching from laughing right now.

I am merrily observing all the wank from the sidelines.

[denorios.livejournal.com]

That picture of Freddie ought to come with a health advisory sticker!

*fans self*

Of course, none of them could ever replace my love for my Gaz.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Fanfic wars! Awesome!

Pretty sure that's not what Dido meant, alas.

I'm guilty of squeeing when actors whose characters I ship throw each other looks like that, but that's just cos it's a lovely visual, not...cos...I think they're together. Yah.

[msgenevieve.livejournal.com]

First off - World Cup update. Go Australia!

I almost gave up and went to bed. I'm *so* glad that I didn't. My god, I almost had a heart attack in those last eight minutes. I've never yelled so much so early in the morning. Very funny hearing screaming coming from other houses in the street. Wheeee!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's the gloooory of football. No match is over till it's over.

[shandydann]

Oh yeah cos it's obviously like chardonnay the anyone but Grissom.

Meh I can't stand white flag, I preferred Dido's first albumn.

Sometimes the CSI wank almost makes the Harmonians seem normal. ;)

[katiegsr.livejournal.com]

First off - World Cup update. Go Australia!

And to think I was going to go to bed and sleep and miss the last 15 minutes of the game! Much excitement coming from nearly every person I saw today which was quite fun.

Okay I like that there do happen to be sane people in the CSI fandom but geez, the wank that is taking place is making my head hurt!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Just have to remember the batshit are the loudest ones.

It's always fn to have your first major win in a World Cup. I remember Norway's.

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

OMG I thought only C/Gers and Snickers had the problem of shipping real-life actors. I had no idea that there were people who ship Billy and Jorja. Honestly that made me feel a bit better because now I know we're not the only ones mwahahahaha. :p

I'm tired of the C/G thread. Apart from work, the animosity is the main reason that's driving me away. Bleh.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I didn't know until now myself. Ugh. But I have seen it in Who fandom as well, so it hardly seems a unique thing. And in LotR fandom. And Hp. And X-Files... The list goes on.

Yeah, I've noticed that thread getting sourer after initially doing better than the Sara/Nick one, which went rather batshit fairly fast.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Mmm, football players.

Yeah...that Czech goalie was yummy. I lurve them soccer players with those muscular legs.

[canadian-kazz.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, it's going down to 3 degrees C in Adelaide tonight with a high of 15 tomorrow. Ah...Aussie winter...I'm missing another Canadian summer. *grumble*

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Dido for teh win! Because it's not a real wank until somone quotes "White Flag".

I'm enjoying your summary of the wank..and your obvious enjoyment of the batshit. Implosions are fun when they're not your fandom.

Re:

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Or the fandom you're only vaguely in, yay.

[oh-medicate-me.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

They amuse me, but I'm sure you knew that.

[uangel05.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaa. that fanfic. ::Shakes head::

Siriusly enjoying the wank over here!

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

I swear it is not just GSR there there is some BJR Billy-Jorja Romance, becuase no body could look at somebody like that and not have feelings for them
ACTORS. ARE. DIFFERENT. FROM. THEIR. CHARACTERS. I hate that. SO MUCH.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Not for dedicated, insane shippers, they're not.

*shares the hatred.*

[uangel05.livejournal.com]

And oh, btw, my sister and I have you to thank for our current Dr. Who obsession. I was doing fine with my 865 million other shows, but then you had to go and keep talking about it, and I had to go and watch it, and now that the finale's been shown I had to go and find more, so I've been using the internet for season two episodes but its taking so long!!!! >< thanks a lot. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

MUHAHAHAHA.

Ahem.

Yes, I am pleased. Season two has really gotten into gear of late in the UK. Impossible PLanet & Satan Pit were awesome episodes. Get them if you can.

[sweill.livejournal.com]

re: CSI wank.. :::points to icon::: Within a few words, I think it fits.

and re: footballers.... -sigh- if those pics were a menu, I'd take 1, 3, 4 and 7 thankyouverymuch.

[dalinae.livejournal.com]

Wankimplosion, not so much for CSI but Who-wank amuses me muchly. Of course, the Dido quoting transcends specific fandoms and makes keyboards and CPUs wet with Nestea ice tea.

Okay, now the Lundberg picture was unnecessary. I had just managed to scrape up some dislike for the Swedish team and now you gotta go and ruin that. Thank you so very much.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I am sorry?

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

anyways when they smile at one other I swear it is not just GSR there there is some BJR Billy-Jorja Romance, becuase no body could look at somebody like that and not have feelings for them

*rollseyes*

That so reminds me of the actor gossip around the Lois and Clark fandom: among many other things, one fan built a whole series of photo posts of kisses and touches in episodes to 'prove' that the actors were lovers. Because, after all, even if the two characters are married in the series, you can't kiss someone like that and not really be in love with them, right?

And then some of the fanfic writers got in on the act, writing RPF only using disguised names (George and Lynn, the actors' middle names), apparently because the foremost writer of this RPF was hoping to submit material to the lead actor's own production company and didn't want him to recognise her as this batshit fan who wrote him shagging his co-star.

Makes me laugh looking at this stuff. Plus ca change...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Good grief.

X-Files fandom had some of the same batshit. Seems to be contagious.

[susanmary14.livejournal.com]

I love catching up on the wank on your site, you highlight the small mindedness of it all!

I'm really enjoying the football at the moment, the company I work for are showing the England match on the big screen on Thursday so that all the staff don't run off home an hour before kick-off! Come on England.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

TPTB can do two things, have nick and sara with no scenes together, or have them with scenes together. if they give them no scenes people will ask why, and it will be obvious that its because their natural chemistry doesnt fit in with GSR. if they give them scenes together, then their natural chamistry will make the GSR plot seem all the more fake. basically we cant loose

So, if they're seen together, that proves they're in love. And if they're not seen together that proves they're in love.

...gazpacho soup?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Is it cold enough?

And you got it!

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

Norway! Stop stealing our summer! It's been rainy and miserable here for weeks! D:

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We steal nothing.

We get what we've deserved.

[piecesfalling.livejournal.com]

I haven't replied in your last post with the poll about the wankimplosion but I'm so reading all this. Thanks for putting all the wank together, you and IDM totally have a wank-radar. And this fandom is completely insane.
It's not going to stop in the next few weeks, is it?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Noooo.

[munchkin62.livejournal.com]

That last football player - *guh* Thanks Cam, I needed that.

[anitchka.livejournal.com]

Wait, it took them that long to quote Dido? WTF.

And Snickers now are okay with the idea that Sara slept with Grissom for a promotion? Um, okay.

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

I always end up reading the wankimplosion posts. It's like a neverending trainwreck. I find myself unable to look away, fascinated and horrified. And also amused, but that doesn't fit so well with the train wreck analogy. Thanks for posting for people like me. *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tallian_/]

The wank is like the proverbial car accident; I can't look away, even though it's a bit sickening.

I feel like my eyebrows are stuck in permanent Spock position after all this looniness.