Football, "Fear Her", CSI wank and companion meme

[misscam]

So in World Cup happenings, Sweden's out, which is sad. But they didn't play well enough, and Germany deserved it, so I am not feeling bummed, really. Go Germany.

I was bummed Mexico lost to Argentina, though. Poor underdog that fought so well and Argentina that wasn't too impressive. Blah, bollocks. You better beat Argentina in the next match, Germany. I am counting on you.

Today, England - Ecuador and Netherlands - Portugal. I shall cheer for England - unless they play crap - and the best team in the other match. Fair's fair. Give me some lovely football, plz.

So, "Fear Her". I liked, to my own surprise. The script was uneven and the premise had its moment of "Bwhuh?" and gave me strange vibes at times, and the torch-stuff was a bit overdone... But it had an easy-going air I enjoyed, and also, Rose wielded a pickaxe and the Doctor had some great lines and licked his fingers. All good. But the anvils sure were heavy and the teaser for the next episode was a mean tease indeed. That's going to be some evil ride, me thinks. Jackie looks to have a central role - yay Jackie - and they're playing with the Rose-might-die so much I'm thinking she won't.

But we'll see. I'll miss Rose when she goes, anyway. I've liked her. Of course, I might also like the new companion, so I'm keeping an open mind. Strange how fast season two has gone, really. We're already on the last two episode. Eeek. And then the long, long wait and vacation wank, as I like to call it.

CSI fandom is full at vacation wank, of course.

And !lo, when Samuel Jackson made his dictionary, under 'chemistry' he wrote Snickers and scholars were long puzzled:
the finale was the worst....the only thing that kept me from screaming was the fact that i didn't want to wake the kids i was babysitting...i was shocked...gsr has no real chemistry...snickers...well obviously snickers is the dictionary definition of chemistry....everyone is a snickers shipper that i know...well except for alexis....but she's special....and yeah, i like griss too, but he does need to be slapped....hard....

When shipnames colour your life:
By the way, this week I had my first Sandle encounter in real life..I was talking to this girl and she wore sandles..and I thought of Greg/Sara

The 'Friends' theory of CSI:
Its like I said GSR is like Monica and Richard on Friends people shipped it said it was the most popular said it would last when it happened but in the end WHO did we get WHO got Married and stayed happily married?? Chandler and Monica which is who I compare Nick and Sara to so I have Faith that GSR will not last and we'll get Snicker in the end

Fanfics fight back:
Seeing how I wanted to put the heads of the CSI writers in my front yard just weeks ago, I decided to channel most (but not all) of my rage into a fanfiction. So I did, and I'm still doing so. And I am not converting to 'shipping G-SR! God no. I'd rather marry AOL than do that.

Fanfics fight back II:
“You don’t mind that people think I’m your father when we’re out at dinner?” I know it bugs her, she just won’t say anything.

When CSI makes it to fandom wank, it's over icons?! Oi.

And in today's meme: Give me a name, and I will predict what sort of companion that name would bring the Doctor. Will probably be high on crack and silly. If you use your own name, any consequences will be your own damn fault.

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

So what happens when the Doctor gets a companion called Sarah, then? And what about Louise?

[falena]

Re meme: Camilla. Ha. :P

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

If you use your own name, any consequences will be your own damn fault.

Melissa. Come on, I just gotta ask...

[cedara]

Arthur for a guy (no, not the horse) and Nancy for a gal. ;)

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

Anabel. Sone things a girl's gotta know!

...besides, if I wanted ego-stroking my friends list sure as hell wouldn't like like it does.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like you. You're trouble. :P

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Yay for footie. I honestly can't pity wedenS, they kicked Ballack's shoe away those sneaky Swedishes.

Also, come on, I'm in the mood for it: Companion named Dune? (It's not really my name, so I don't mind *g*)

[falena]

Why, thank you!
*grins wickedly*

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

If you use your own name, any consequences will be your own damn fault.

Tracey. I have to ask.

And for a boy...hmmm. Reg, I think.

[psychater.livejournal.com]

Go Germany.

\m/

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Last two eps? Oh, blast, my summer IS going to be a long and lonely one, what with both my fandoms down and count for the count. *gloom*

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Can I do two names, one of them being me own? Yes? Rightio. *awaits consequences*
Kate and Emma. *nods*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sarah is a princess of an Earth colony known as Van E Ti that gets picked up because the Doctor likes her hands. However, the Doctor kicks her out after one episode only, as she spends the whole time talking about looks, and that's his job, thank you very much.

Lousie is an old grandmother who comes abroad by accident (involving a semi-trailer and a retirement home), but the Doctor keeps her on because she knits him nice scarves and baffles aliens by asking them to repeat their neferious plots all the time.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Why, aren't you a smartarse.

Camilla is a good little Viking girl from New Vinland, but the Doctor sadly has to bring her back after only three episodes, as she keeps hitting on him very provokingly and he has an image of alien sexuality to live up to and waking up tied to various surfaces isn't doing much to help it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Melisssa is an eager-to-place Earth girl who unfortunately gets herself killed by a Dalek when she starts laughing about the way "Davros would wank on" and the Doctor mourns her for a full episode.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

WIN!

You spelt my middle name wrong. Prepare to die, raaar!

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Oh, icon!drama. A classic. Apparently, it's okay that she stole the icons because Secondly- SHE'S KNEW!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Arthur is very proper English laywer who originally came to sue the TARDIS for breaching the peace and ended up discovering his very violent side in a war against delusional fungus aliens. The Doctor eventually leaves Arthur on an alien planet when the latter finally fulfills his dream to become a fighter pilot.

Nancy is picked up at the same time and has a lot of UST with Arthur. She's timid and wee, up until the point where she blows up a planet. She leaves with Arthur and they have very agressive babies together.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

What, no licking?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Anabel is a mature woman of the 67th century that was unfortunately born in the 21st. The Doctor brings her to the century she was always meant to be in, and they spend the time getting there arguing. The Doctor still misses her sometimes, since she smelled like ice cream.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Swedishes? WendenS? :P And yeah, I saw that. For shame.

Dune is a cat. The Doctor spends their entire five-episode span together being very worried and coughing up furballs (through a throat-Stockholm-syndrome) and is very relieved when Dune falls in love with a Sabretooth tiger and stays for true love.

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

You are filled with eerie insights.

Although according to one of my exes, I smell like almonds, not ice cream. But he was a slimey jackass, so whatever.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Tracey is easily bored, and the Doctor takes her along to cure her boredom. Sadly, she finds even Cybermen stick-in-the-metal and Daleks a frightful yawn, so he dumps her into a Florida retirement home of 2145, where she never spends another boring day of her life.

Reg is a comic book fan, and spends an entire episode trying to make the Doctorgo see Superman. The Doctor takes him to see Superalien of Venus instead and conveniently remembers an errand to Mars while Reg is busy and never returns.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pats* At least they'll come back eventually.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Kate and Emma are twins, tend to finish each other sentences and teh Doctor can't tell them apart. He takes them along because that needn't be a bad thing, but then loses them when they fall in love with Hans and Hanz during a trip to old Germany. Their later twin children try to take over the world, but the Doctor stops that by reversing the polarity of the neutrol flow twice over.