This is a football wank entry

[misscam]

Wank over football slash

Wank over Latin American versus European football

A football commentator gets fairly wanky

Snort. What do people not wank over, I sometimes wonder. Tea? No, they probably wank over tea as well.

I want tea.

And football.

In other news:
Trial over match fixing starts in Italy
Bush and Japanese PM to go to Elvis Presley´s home
Groom left floating in the fjord
Kurdish group claims responsibility for deadly explosion, Turkish authorities deny it
Extreme sport meet draws in hundreds

Comments

[falena]

If we're making aesthetic arguments: the entire Italian team looks like they were sculpted by Michelangelo. I mean, damn. Shame about all the dives they take, the cheating pansies.

This comment from the football_wank thread totally made my day. Hahah.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Huzzah for the eyecandy of football! Even if they do fall over like they´ve been hit by a bus.

[falena]

Actually the part that made laugh the most was the cheating pansies.I'd pay a lot of money to see any of those Michelangelesque-built Italian players getting called a pansy to their face. Heh. Priceless.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Now you've made me want tea.

*waves*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

Where I now work, there´s limitless supply of tea readily available.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Ooh, nice.

Where I no longer work had that, too. Where I now work I don't know because I don't start til Monday.

[longtimegone]

No, they probably wank over tea as well.

Oh you know there's some message board out there where the an American says "I don't like hot tea. People that drink tea hot are CRAZY. God intended tea to be sweet and iced. Etc." And then there's some British wanker laments the lack of culture with America, generalizing broadly and offensively about people in the "colonies" or something.

They probably argue about whether English Breakfast Tea or Earl Grey is better to start the day with, as well.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I´d LOVE to see that wank, I would. I would laugh and laugh. And have some tea and ice tea and feel cultured and snobbish and lacking in culture at the same time.

I like herbal tea don´t shoot me

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

You know, sad to say, but I could very easily see myself wanking in such a manner. I'm an utter tea snob, and unashamedly so.

*sigh*

Oh, and English Breakfast to start the day. Earl Grey is lovely, but more for the afternoon.

*slinks off sideways*

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

If I ever find tea!wank, I am blaming you.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I would take it happily, oh yes.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

I clicked on the "groom floating" link and got GW Bush instead. I didn't need to see that before I had my first cup of coffee! Practice safe linking...it prevents all sorts of nasty web-related skank.

;-)

Man, tea wank..it could would be the STAR of the Summer Kerfuffle Season.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

ACK. Two links got mixed up. Is fixed now.

But at least if you start your day with Bush, it can only go uphill from there.

[windbound.livejournal.com]

Oh, that "Europeans can't dance" comment! Well, they've already turned football into an acting contest lately, why not have a dancing contest as well?
Waltz vs Tango hmm...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, it could always be a way to decide draws - instead of penalty shoot-outs, dance shoot-outs.

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

Latin football is superior? Hmmm... it's not Friday evening yet. *grins* Let's wait and see. And I thought of football slash when I read a quote by the german football-star Mehmet Scholl yesterday who said in all innocence: "The most thrilling, wonderful moment was when the Trainer said to me: "Take that stuff off and let's begin.'"

*dies*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY. Boo Argentina

Football slashes itself quite, doesn´t it?

[cedara]

Green VS. Black Tea!
Flavoured VS. Classic Tea!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Tea wars! Fought over and by tea!

[solielle.livejournal.com]

Honey VS. Sugar!
Loose leaf VS. Bagged!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

... There's Agatha Christie slash? Dare I ask where and with whom?

[furius.livejournal.com]

There was tea wank in the deadmentalking comm though. I believe it made it to f_w as well, when "tea" took on a rather special meaning that's never explicitly stated, and offended certain players.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Really? Must see if I can track this down...

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

I love it: hit with a strong reprimand. It sounds so civilized.

I am a flexible tea drinker: if the water is boiling-I will drink it. Which reminds me-only one of the (non-Asian) eateries in Philadelphia uses boiling water-and they use Barry's tea bags. So if anybody braves the humidity and heat that is Philly, only order your hot tea at the Bards.