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You know what really, really annoys me?
Nov. 29th, 2003 12:26 amHere's a few tasters:
Those American conservatives who, when you critisise them and show even the slightest tendency not to be a conservative, smiles smugly and goes 'so, you're a communist then?' and pretend it's a joke. Like anyone who is leftish in politics must be a communist. I always want to shut back 'so, you're a fascist then?' I mean, they're to the right, so they gotta be fascists, right?
Americans who ask me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. Yeah, Thanksgiving stopped being a US holiday only and is now celebrated worldwide. Also, May 17th, Norway's National Day, must now be celebrated by everyone on the planet. Better start eating icecream and get those flags out, people. And do remember Anzac day, the new worldwide holiday of January.
Reviewers who leave reviews about their own stories. Dude, my reviewboard ain't your soapbox. Bitch about my story or praise it, whichever you feel like, but it's meant to be a review for *my* story, not a free commercial for yours. Okay?
Bush.
Certain Norwegian football commentators. Our team sucks. Face reality already.
Rain. We got twenty centimetres of precious snow, only to have the rain take it away a few days later. Wah.
The movie The Cat in the Hat, starring Mike Myers. Why, Odin, whyyyyy?
Plastic Christmas trees.
Certain spoilers about what I have heard has been cut from RotK.
Things that don't annoy me:
Viggo Mortensen, Bernard Hill and Andy Serkis are coming to Oslo for a RotK showing. Whee.
Fun slash orgy banners. Hey, would any of the creators mind if they went on the OFUM fanart page? I was amused and want to share. Merry and Pippin's grand epic has been tentativly named "Merry and Pippin’s Short Stories of Slash and Other Naughty Narratives" and the short story present has a completely idiotic plot about a ringwraith wrecking havoc with a love lotion turning people into orcs (hence the many woes). Also, Tyellas gets spanked, as per request.
Went to see Love Actually the other day. I rather enjoyed it. Colin Firth is delicious. As were many others. Mmm. Brits.
Chocolate. Mmmmm.
Christmas marzipan.
Those American conservatives who, when you critisise them and show even the slightest tendency not to be a conservative, smiles smugly and goes 'so, you're a communist then?' and pretend it's a joke. Like anyone who is leftish in politics must be a communist. I always want to shut back 'so, you're a fascist then?' I mean, they're to the right, so they gotta be fascists, right?
Americans who ask me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. Yeah, Thanksgiving stopped being a US holiday only and is now celebrated worldwide. Also, May 17th, Norway's National Day, must now be celebrated by everyone on the planet. Better start eating icecream and get those flags out, people. And do remember Anzac day, the new worldwide holiday of January.
Reviewers who leave reviews about their own stories. Dude, my reviewboard ain't your soapbox. Bitch about my story or praise it, whichever you feel like, but it's meant to be a review for *my* story, not a free commercial for yours. Okay?
Bush.
Certain Norwegian football commentators. Our team sucks. Face reality already.
Rain. We got twenty centimetres of precious snow, only to have the rain take it away a few days later. Wah.
The movie The Cat in the Hat, starring Mike Myers. Why, Odin, whyyyyy?
Plastic Christmas trees.
Certain spoilers about what I have heard has been cut from RotK.
Things that don't annoy me:
Viggo Mortensen, Bernard Hill and Andy Serkis are coming to Oslo for a RotK showing. Whee.
Fun slash orgy banners. Hey, would any of the creators mind if they went on the OFUM fanart page? I was amused and want to share. Merry and Pippin's grand epic has been tentativly named "Merry and Pippin’s Short Stories of Slash and Other Naughty Narratives" and the short story present has a completely idiotic plot about a ringwraith wrecking havoc with a love lotion turning people into orcs (hence the many woes). Also, Tyellas gets spanked, as per request.
Went to see Love Actually the other day. I rather enjoyed it. Colin Firth is delicious. As were many others. Mmm. Brits.
Chocolate. Mmmmm.
Christmas marzipan.
