And then I was 26

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear meeeeee,
Happy birthday to me!

*sings terribly off-key*

And look, I already got birthday fic! (Doctor Who, of course) Thank you, my darling German. Much love across the borders.

Now, Norwegian Olympic team, what I want from you today is gold. That's the medal you get for coming first, you know? Gold. It'll make my birthday very good.

Also happy birthday to The King of Norway, who shares my birthday. Go us.