Shipping and shagging

So, tell me o people, if you ship, which of your pairings would you most like to have seen/read a sex scene between? And why that pairing in particular? (For instance, I'd rather see one between Catherine and Warrick than some of the other pairings I might enjoy more - simply because those two are totally hot.)

And is there one pairing you really like you'd just not want to see/read a sex scene between and why is that?

Finally, who do you not ship but totally secretly read porny fanfic for? Surely there are some of you out there...

I have an ever curious mind. Indulge me?

In real life news:
Am back in Norway. It hasn't rained yet. Yeah, I know. I'm as shocked as you are. Sadly, work starts again on Monday, but I'll probably get more free time again in September. Cross your fingers.