If you were writing for Doctor Who and/or CSI...

Tell me the name and plot of three episodes you'd write. Not what you'd like to see - what you would actually write for an episode and that would get aired. (It's not always the same thing - I'd love to see things that wouldn't be fit for a television show also kids watch, oh yes.)

If you're really, really so inclined, you could even give me some lines from them.

(Why yes, I am bored at work. Could you tell? And also feeling too depressed about the school shooting in Finland to make an entry yet. Sigh.)