If you were writing for Doctor Who and/or CSI...

[misscam]

Tell me the name and plot of three episodes you'd write. Not what you'd like to see - what you would actually write for an episode and that would get aired. (It's not always the same thing - I'd love to see things that wouldn't be fit for a television show also kids watch, oh yes.)

If you're really, really so inclined, you could even give me some lines from them.

(Why yes, I am bored at work. Could you tell? And also feeling too depressed about the school shooting in Finland to make an entry yet. Sigh.)

Comments

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me percolating a Who/CSI crossover. Just because. "Catherine, this report makes no sense. The room was locked, there was a lot of blood... and you're saying that the victim lay on the ground until he bled out, then got up and walked to something large and square that was sitting in the corner? And now the vic and the object are missing? And the only trace of anyone else is some reddish hair on the carpet... but that the hair matches the dark hair and the DNA of the victim entirely?"

"Gris, that's what the evidence says."

[phdelicious.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!

[jtree.livejournal.com]

(Indeed. Scandinavia certainly doesn't seem the place where one would 'expect' such a horrific incident to happen..)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

CSI: Gallifrey. The team investigate a strange blue box.

Time Team Investigation. All through history, ancestors and descendants of the CSI team have been drawn together with their counterparts. Is someone meddling with the time stream, or is there a deeper cause?

CSI: Torchwood. Is the mysterious killer human or not? Who are the strange British government agents who keep turning up? And why can't anybody keep their hands off Jack?

[evanesce.livejournal.com]

....oh god. I can just see it now.

WARRICK: *walks in looking at file* Jack, I found those records you wan -- *looks up*
*insert naked Jack here and jumbled clothing here*
WARRICK:.......
JACK: Oh, that's great. Put 'em on my desk.
WARRICK:..........
WARRICK:................
WARRICK:.....is that Sara?
WARRICK: *blinks*......and Catherine?*looks again
WARRICK: .....................
WARRICK: .......and GRISSOM???
WARRICK: *is dead*
GRISSOM: .......ok, yes, maybe we should have called him.
JACK: Pay up.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"...and then it got weird."

[tos-lover.livejournal.com]

And why can't anybody keep their hands off Jack?

LOLZ!!!

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

*snugs, having heard about the shooting* That's very sad.

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

"Double Down"

Catherine, Warrick and Greg try to figure out who killed a competitor the night before a million-dollar blackjack tournament, all the while dealing with a casino that wants the investigation kept quiet. Meanwhile, Grissom and Nick must find out who stuffed a body in an industrial dishwasher at a popular pizza chain's restaurant.

"Class Dismissed"

When three students at a "magnet" high school are found dead within hours of each other, the evidence indicates that their murders are connected. Now the team must race to find the killer before another student drops out...permanently.

"Identity"

Grissom and Catherine try to figure out if an undercover LVPD officer was killed by the people he was investigating, or by someone in his turbulant personal life. Nick, Greg and Warrick investigate a death during a role-playing game convention.