The tale of the C2 of doom, final part?

[misscam]

Part the Second

And now our grand finale:
OMG I am sooo sorry, my sister found my password and did all these horrible things with my account while I was at my friend's house this weekend! She even deleted some of my stories and left bad reviews for other people. I swear I didn't know what she was doing! I deleted the archive she made and want to apologise to everyone.

FOR THE WIN!

*laughs like a drain*

BWHAHAHAHA. Such a classic, that one. Sister was the one poking about my LJ too then, I suppose? Uh huh. We should send notes thanking for this awesome entertainment, truly.

Does this conclude our tale, I wonder? Or is there more to come? What are the odds on this one daring to contact me or others, you think?

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the "The Nanny did it" excuse.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically*

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish I had a dollar (or, better still, a pound ;) ) for every time I've seen someone blame bitchiness, wankiness or plagiarism on their sister, little brother, evil cousin or even the dog.

*laughs hysterically*

[oddlyfamiliar.livejournal.com]

LOL! That excuse is just so lame. She could have tried to come up with something more interesting at least... like the dog did it.

And this will suck if it ends here. There needs to be more damnit!

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Cut.it.out!! This is where the wank road ends up? Deletion of the archive and an omg, it wasn't me?

Gah!

[me2you.livejournal.com]

I'm not ready for it to be over! Wank needs time to brew, dammit!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

MsScribe inspires the young 'uns of fandom.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*laughs with you*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You'd be filthy, filty rich and could share some with the rest of us.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know!

I feel cheated.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's so unfair, isn't it? We're suddenly robbed of all this fun!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes!

Bring it back!

[sc-angel72.livejournal.com]

Damn. Here I'd got over my outrage and was going to enjoy it. Ah well.

*goes back to boring old painting*

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

An inspiration to us all, truly.

[dreams-of-him.livejournal.com]

My sister did it? Un Huh. Not buying that, at all.

Soooo...how paranoid do you think this chick is now? I imagine quite paranoid.

Good.

Please let us know if there is sequelae.

[vaskalcorp.livejournal.com]

I'm having homemade Shepherds Pie for my tea tonight. That's what I call *The Win*.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The fun always ends too soon :(

[misscam.livejournal.com]

As excuses go, I've certainly heard better, oh yes.

Of course. I like to share ;) But I do fear this is the end of our tale. Woe.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You British and your pies.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

I am so dissapointed. I was looking for creativity, for originality, for a bit of savoir faire and we get the old gray mare of "The SISTER did it."

::yawn::

She fails wank. Bad fangirl. BAD!

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

People... people still try this "my sister/cousin/boyfriend/goldfish/pet dog stole my password/logged onto my account and did all the horrible things!" excuse? Hell, while at it, why not take it a step further and plead:

a) evil twin
b) madness or
c) drugs?

*facepalms* The least they could do is come up with something a little less stupid.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Has anyone yet said "Your sister is more entertaining than you! Give her your computer and retire in shame!"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know - how many times have we seen that one by now? Honestly!

Do they not even try these days?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'd love an evil twin excuse. I would laugh and laugh.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're the first one.