The tale of the C2 of doom, final part?

[misscam]

Part the Second

And now our grand finale:
OMG I am sooo sorry, my sister found my password and did all these horrible things with my account while I was at my friend's house this weekend! She even deleted some of my stories and left bad reviews for other people. I swear I didn't know what she was doing! I deleted the archive she made and want to apologise to everyone.

FOR THE WIN!

*laughs like a drain*

BWHAHAHAHA. Such a classic, that one. Sister was the one poking about my LJ too then, I suppose? Uh huh. We should send notes thanking for this awesome entertainment, truly.

Does this conclude our tale, I wonder? Or is there more to come? What are the odds on this one daring to contact me or others, you think?

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the "The Nanny did it" excuse.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

MsScribe inspires the young 'uns of fandom.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*laughs with you*

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish I had a dollar (or, better still, a pound ;) ) for every time I've seen someone blame bitchiness, wankiness or plagiarism on their sister, little brother, evil cousin or even the dog.

*laughs hysterically*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You'd be filthy, filty rich and could share some with the rest of us.

[oddlyfamiliar.livejournal.com]

LOL! That excuse is just so lame. She could have tried to come up with something more interesting at least... like the dog did it.

And this will suck if it ends here. There needs to be more damnit!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know!

I feel cheated.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Cut.it.out!! This is where the wank road ends up? Deletion of the archive and an omg, it wasn't me?

Gah!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's so unfair, isn't it? We're suddenly robbed of all this fun!

[me2you.livejournal.com]

I'm not ready for it to be over! Wank needs time to brew, dammit!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes!

Bring it back!

[sc-angel72.livejournal.com]

Damn. Here I'd got over my outrage and was going to enjoy it. Ah well.

*goes back to boring old painting*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The fun always ends too soon :(

[dreams-of-him.livejournal.com]

My sister did it? Un Huh. Not buying that, at all.

Soooo...how paranoid do you think this chick is now? I imagine quite paranoid.

Good.

Please let us know if there is sequelae.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

As excuses go, I've certainly heard better, oh yes.

Of course. I like to share ;) But I do fear this is the end of our tale. Woe.

[vaskalcorp.livejournal.com]

I'm having homemade Shepherds Pie for my tea tonight. That's what I call *The Win*.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You British and your pies.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

I am so dissapointed. I was looking for creativity, for originality, for a bit of savoir faire and we get the old gray mare of "The SISTER did it."

::yawn::

She fails wank. Bad fangirl. BAD!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know - how many times have we seen that one by now? Honestly!

Do they not even try these days?

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

People... people still try this "my sister/cousin/boyfriend/goldfish/pet dog stole my password/logged onto my account and did all the horrible things!" excuse? Hell, while at it, why not take it a step further and plead:

a) evil twin
b) madness or
c) drugs?

*facepalms* The least they could do is come up with something a little less stupid.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'd love an evil twin excuse. I would laugh and laugh.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Has anyone yet said "Your sister is more entertaining than you! Give her your computer and retire in shame!"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're the first one.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Lol. Her nanny will be the next to post bad reviews, I'm sure ^^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Funny how keen nannies always are to do those things.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

So "sister" was also the one going back and editing her stories? Riiiight. The Bullshit is strong with this one.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Interesting that, innit? You'd think if the sister was out to make trouble, she wouldn't edit stories to make them better...

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, Lame. What a way to wimp out and not stand behind her wanktastic actions.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Rather limp end to it all, really.

[dragonlp86.livejournal.com]

Why is it always the sister that does it? I mean, sisters are sneaky sure, but its those damn cats you've got to watch out for. They've got much more trouble-making potential.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

'My cat made me wank' does have a certain ring to it. Never trust a cat.

[princess-spygal.livejournal.com]

Ooo we could wait and see if she resorts to grovelling and comes and comments on your LJ with a rambling explanation of "You see my sister and I don't get on and I accidently left my password lying next to the computer and...."

*Waits patiently*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*waits too*

But I ain't holding my breath.

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

Aww, after reading the second part, I'm really sad the wank is over. :(

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know. It ended not in a bang, but in a whimper.

[cincoflex.livejournal.com]

What? You mean her sister isn't going to put up the community again in ten minutes? Damn, and I've been waiting, too!

I'm telling you, wankers just have no frick'n stamina these days--

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No wankmanship at all, truly.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Does this conclude our tale, I wonder? Or is there more to come?

Oh plzplzplz let there be more. This cannot be the end! *criez*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know - so abruptly was it torn from us. We mourn the passing.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

*is torn between hysterical laughter and furious head-desking* Will the trolls never learn? At least be ORIGINAL, for goodness sake. The old 'my sister hacked my account OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!!1111' woe is so tired and overused it is the cliche of all troll-cliches.

*sighs*

Pff, I'm strangely disappointed. I had hoped for something so much more interesting than that. I demand a refund! ;P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hoe, precicely, does one refund a wank?

[canadian-kazz.livejournal.com]

OMG! That is...very amusing, to say the least. Right up there with "my dog/dalek/warg beast ate my homework."

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

That actually happened to me, once. Of course, it did have rather a lot to do with the ham sandwich I "accidentially" left under the homework....

But the dog really did eat my homework. I even had dog-slobbery remains to prove it. It's pretty funny, in retrospect.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee.

Well that settles it.

Time for ice cream.

[ladyiapetus]

Sister? Is this a new term for "other personality"?

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

I'm pathetic, I actually believed her excuse at least for the first 5 minutes.