Open bar - come any, come all.

[misscam]

Hey, Doctor Who fandom?

I think we all need a drink. So, the wankshelter cyberbar is open - name your poison.

CSI fans can also come, provided silly ship names are left at the door.

Meanwhile, moose derails train and glaciers are melting at record rate here in Norway. Hum.

Work is tiresome and life quite average, so I shan't bore you all with it.

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I don't care what it is, as long as it is really, really strong.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Have a bottle of vodka - mix it with your preference, or have it as is. Should knock you out fast enough.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

The fact that there is already Martha wank, based on one rather sweet interview with Freema, makes me sad to my very core.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There's wank about everything this week, it seems. Just as well I'm too blah after work to catch anything but the essence, probably. Fandoms are sometimes a bit like a pressure cooker - stuff builds and then blows, before it goes back to simmering.

Freema's probably not going to get much of a break until she actually appears onscreen. Then some of it, as with DT, will undoubtedly die.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Eeep, seems I missed the sirens for the WankAlarm going off... why are we in the shelter again? *orders a Margharita while wondering*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, start from here, and you'll get an idea

there's other stuff going around as well. Fun times for all.

[sc-angel72.livejournal.com]

Rum punch, please. I'm addicted after going to St. John. Just bring me two.

And the wank. Oh, the wank. I think we need to spike the water, honestly. Get fandom laid, everybody chill out and wait for Torchwood. Because damn, it's like walking across carpet in socks in winter and building up static electricity. Be careful what you touch or you'll get zapped.

Not that fandom won't wank about TW, though. At least maybe it'll be something... er... 'real' to wank over.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Coming right up.

No need episodes to wank over, so wank happens over everything else? Quite possible. Or maybe pressure's been building to critical for a while, who knows.

Alcohol is good either way, though.

[padawanpooh.livejournal.com]

Vodka'll do me as well...Polish Sopolica if you've got it. Neat.

The wank really is attacking isn't it...what with Drose and Martha bashing and "PlEAZ review My fIRSt fanfic Evn tho its reeeeely rubbish & not Beetad"

On second thoughts, make it a double please, Miss Cam!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This is a cyberbar - it's got everything ;) Double it is.

And that writing hurt my brain. Ow.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

Get me anything strong, something to knock out the pain. I'm just honestly sick and tired of the wank. Why oh why must fandom be stupid? :(

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Because people often are?

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. What happened now? *is not sure she wants to know*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You probably don't, no.

Vodka Gimlet

[mustangsally78.livejournal.com]

With Rose's lime juice and real lime juice. Ever since I read Chandler's The Long Goodbye, I've been hooked.

Bitter with a kick in the ass, just like my life.

Can I be your sock puppet too? I'll bring my own socks.

Re: Vodka Gimlet

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oki doki.

Hard to resist an offer like that, heh. Are they cute socks?

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Can I have a cocktail, too? Like a strawberry margarita? Or some Sex on the Beach?

When the new companion is called a chavvy whore and the chippers vs. anti-Doctor/Rose crowd are still wanking over authorial intent vs. interpretative strategies and people from my f-list receive compliments like cunt and wanker, fandom wants to tell me it's time for the booze.

[mahala.livejournal.com]

Aieeeee. I'm thinking, I defriended that community just in time.

[glinda-penguin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god...Pass the rum someone...with orange for preference but after reading all that I think i'd risk it straight...why is everyone bar two people posting anonymously in that? Good to see the return of the misscam collective tho... I do so love those icons!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Passing it right up.

Because it's an anon hate meme, so anon they are. If they posted under their own name, things might even get more wanky.

Heh, I'm amazed they still get use. Guess the joke is still funny.

[aelie-baby.livejournal.com]

I'll just take a margarita. But if I hear one more round of "Drose" I'm going to need a puke bucket more than a stiff drink.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Fingers crossed that one was killed in its infancy.

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

Make mine a Sazerac, please. If the wank keeps on a-coming can I have that with real absinthe please? Any hallucinations I might have as a result would have to be less frightening than the wankfests.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Absinthe on stand-by. I have a feeling it could be needed.

[shandydann]

Mirabele - (French Plum Snchapps) please. I haven't gone near the fandom in days. Sometimes I'm sure you're the only sane new skooler there. I've been doing the "La la la I can't hear you" approach to fandom at the moment.

I'm enjoying the adventure in Norway by the way.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

Snchapps it is. But trust me, there's plenty of sane new skoolers about. The not-so-sane ones are just more loud.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

That it's. I'm making sangria for everyone who doesn't use the term 'drose' or refer to female characters as whores.

Later I'll make margaritas, because bless my family, they done taught me how to mix a drink with ease.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, tasty.

Haven't seen drose today. There might be hope.

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Have been away for a few days and also busy with visitors, so missed all of this. God, isn't it getting old? Ship or don't ship; just stop whining about those who take a different position from you. End of story.

[juliejordan.livejournal.com]

"Ship or don't ship; just stop whining about those who take a different position from you. End of story."

Why can't more people think this way?

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

*asks politely for large vodka and lime type drink please* This just makes me really sad - I saw some spoiler pictures/articles about Martha and I all I thought was this girl is hot - yay now I'll have two people to fangirl over next series she seemed like a very cool new companion.

I'm very glad the extent of my participation in the Doctor Who fandom is the Doctor Who fans on my friends list, the occasional fic and my own random squeeage.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm liking her so far too.

Even then, you're not safe from wank, it seems. It sneaks up even via flists.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Large, large vodka ploease! Since I am new to this fandom, I still must be wank-free although it seems like not for much longer. They have started on the Martha wank already??

Make it a double, thanks!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Martha wank and old wank too. Fun times.

Large, large, double vodka coming up.

[juliejordan.livejournal.com]

I knew the Martha!hate would annoy the fuck out of me but does that stop me from reading t&c? Noooo. I'll take a white wine please, bartender.

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

I don't know why there's so much Martha stuff on T&C anyway. Didn't larakailyn say that the comm would stay Doctor/Rose in order to try to prevent companion wars?

[canadian-kazz.livejournal.com]

I can't help but be reminded of the post 'Parting of thw Ways' wank. Remember when we all hated 10 and wanted 9 back?

I'll just have a coke. It's too early to be drinking.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I certainly do.

That's why I think some of the Marta hating will die when she appears onscreen.

[kittenblah.livejournal.com]

Jacks and coke, pretty pretty please. I miss the happy days of the dawning of NewWho. Where everyone was excited, the fic was on the whole good quality, and people werent going batshit insane.

Fandom seems like a wonderful metaphor for life in general sometimes, with the overwhelming sentiment being that good, peaceful, relaxed times just dont last. Bring on the autumn/winter disintrest a lack of episode sometimes brings.

This week so gets the award of 'WankWeek'.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Quite.

It's like any love-affair, really. You start out really in love and the little things don't get on your nerves. As you get more used to each other and it settles into marriage, the little things get on your nerves until you make big issues out of them.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I need some plum brandy, if you've got it. Between getting ambushed at work into overtime and swing shift in the same week, and DW stupidity online, I'm going to need something good and hard in terms of liquor... as long as it won't kill me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I got everything. It's a cyberbar, stacked to the secret storage.

I know how you feel about work, oh yes.

[solielle.livejournal.com]

Shots of jager, if you please.

I think I'll do what I do every time my corner fandom gets wanky. Sigh and write more fic.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good plan!

*pours shots*

[uangel05.livejournal.com]

Oh Who fandom. I get enough wank from CSI and HP, I don't need you to be getting in on this.

i'm gonna need straight Beam please. out of the bottle'll work fine ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

It would take a lot for DW fandom to get as worse as either CSI or HP, though.

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

Pass me a dry cider. I'll be over here in the corner with the OldSkool fans, looking on at the NewSkool wankage with slightly amused exasperation.

Is new companion. It happens. Deal!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This might be how they deal. Wank it out of their systems.

Dry cider, here you go.

[satiate.livejournal.com]

one pan galactic gargle blaster, please. ;D

[saturnianali8r.livejournal.com]

One over here as well, please with a cherry instead of an olive.