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SG-1 gets named longest Longest Consecutive Running Sci-Fi TV Show

Doctor Who fans not too amused.

Meanwhile, Steve Irwin death brings the wank that just goes batshit.

We're here because we acknowledge children are stupid, vacuous wastes of space and the BREEDERS that keep spawning them are completely and utterly wastes on society.

I'm sorry, but if no one had kids, how would there actually be a society anymore? And all this over Steve Irwin. I mean, I was never a fan of him, but while I was in Australia, I did see some what he did with the money he earned and the awareness he raised. I can see where if you disagreed with his methods, all the attention over him is annoying, but some of the backlash against him seems to have been quite vitrolic and uninformed. Then again, the latter is probably true for some of the praise as well.

In CSI wank news:

I'll show that Sara how hated she is by making her suffer in my fanfic!!!!!!1
One of the girls quickly put a line of hot wax over Sara’s upper lip. Sara was surprised when the girl put the cloth over it. Another put some on her legs. Feels kind of nice and relaxing. The wax quickly followed the cloth. The girls looked to Lady Heather, who in turned looked to Gil. He nodded. The girls ripped off the cloth. Sara let out a blood curding yell. Gil smiled as he thought. That’s nothing compared to the last few years. The pain and agony you caused me. And the headaches.

I'll show that Grissom how undesirable he is by rewriting the finale!!!!!!1
Before she could ask him what the hell he was doing on her bed, in her apartment no less, he started speaking. A monologue just like at the end of every case she had ever worked on. It was like a movie, nearing the end, in every case where the villain when into his five minute long monologue about how they really were alike, and it was a shame that the hero had to be killed, that their was only room for one. In this case it was however about Brass, a hero who was almost killed. And like any other movie, the monologue time gave the hero enough time to get out, and turn the tables. Her rambling inside her head, caused her to miss most of it and only heard bits and pieces.

CM gets even with the world by giving the horror of GSR!!!!!!1:
Here is a thought, what if CM came out with the whole notion about it's a long term RelationSick as revenge. What if she was a victim of a hostile corporate takeover crew (indicated by her stating she was miffed to find out they married off Warick) and since she was out numbered she played along until she hatched this plan.She has been there since the beginning so she should know the shows/characters history inside and out. Should would know if she came out and announced Griss & Sara have been together since San Fran that there is no way the hostile takeover crew could ever make it work as demonstrated by the Boo Boo thread. Anyway they try to spin it, it will always come out with one or both characters looking rather bad to the audience.

For weeks, I tell you, for weeks!!!!!!!1:
the new season is so close!!!! i cant wait.
when i first saw the scene with gil/sara in the season finale i felt really ill :Z
but if by fate it gets twisted so that nick has to tell sara than yay!!!!!!
*crosses fingers for grillow*
maybe cath can be there for gil after
SNICKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
*getting way to excited*
i tell ya if gris and sara stay together im gonna cry for weeks
oh well thank god for dvds of season 1 & 2
hmm, *day dreaming about snickers in next season*


CSI finale only weeks away now - and everyone's mulling over spoilers for what will happen in the show - but what will happen in the fandom? I want your CSI fandom predictions for the first half of the season. Will one shipper group go the Harmonian way? Will new petitions be launched? What will the new WTF-argument against GSR be? What will the GSR crowd do if their ship expectations are not lived up to? What will be the unexpected wank this time? How will fandom wank? Etc, etc. I'm sure you can think of stuff. You have till the season premiere to ponder it, after all ;)

Come Christmas, if I have enough of them, I'll look back at this entry and pick the most accurate prediction, who gets a prize, if he or she wants. Plus pride over excellent wank prediction skills, of course. I'll probably feature some amusing ones too, come that time. Never turns out how we think, does it?

Bonus points if you try predicting without knowing the show or the fandom personally.

Wankshelter bar is restocked. Hit them drinks, if you need.

Date: 2006-09-06 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wendymr.livejournal.com
*orders a glass of Pouilly, just because*

Date: 2006-09-07 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saturnianali8r.livejournal.com
Keep the drinks coming because I'm going to hide. This week has been absolutely crazy with Irwin's death, Suri "coming out", and other stuff. I'm betting new petitions and more emails to CBS, the GSR crew will be happy with whatever they can get, and GSR will be around until Christmas at least.

Date: 2006-09-07 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maajaml.livejournal.com
..they mocked a dead man?

Date: 2006-09-07 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
SG-1: oy gevalt... I'm staying out of this, being a fan of Star Trek, StarGate, and Doctor Who.

Irwin: I'm three seconds away from loaning a fraction of power off Anubis to lay waste to these jerks. I'm so incredibly angry right now that I can't even curse my usual blue streak.

*grabs a bottle of vodka*

Date: 2006-09-07 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashiya.livejournal.com
What fuels the wank, seriously? Is it one of those self-sufficient fusion reactions? Should I have taken some sort of nuclear engineering class to understand the mystery that is wank? o_O

GSR will be practically nonexistant until sweeps. Then there will be angst and anvils since WP will be away in January for his play. Then the NonContinuity Clause (in which any events occuring during the "sweeps" timeperiod is conveniently ignored) will kick in and leave us with more strange/crazy cases until May sweeps. And in between there will be lots of wank about Warrick, Catherine and Lindsey. Which will undoubtedly be overshadowed by anti-GSR wank about why Gil and/or Sara has not yet broken up with each other to be with (insert any other cast member/guest character/lab tech's name here).

Date: 2006-09-07 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I firmly, absolutely, completely believe that people who don't want children shoudln't have them, and indeed people who think they probably don't want children shouldn't have them, and indeed indeed that only people who are insane enough to think that they absolutely want children should have them and even those people are often making a mistake. (I have two myself.)

However, people who think *other* people shouldn't have them? Should have a good hard think about where the thirty-five-year-old gerontologist who will treat their seventy-year-old selves will be coming from. Perhaps she will be dropped from the sky by the Good Gerontologist Fairy?

Date: 2006-09-07 08:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lizbee.livejournal.com
I'm with you there. I also wonder if they call their parents 'breeders', or if they were perhaps raised by wolves.

Date: 2006-09-07 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
Wolves would never pull this stupid shit.

Date: 2006-09-07 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tessavance.livejournal.com
I just don't understand what the big deal is over Steve Irwin. The media here has just gone more insane over his death - it's on every TV channel and the front page of newspapers. I'm half expecting a call for him to be sainted. Forget Mary McKillop - it's Saint Steve! He's the last person (after Little Johnny Howard) that want to be seen as an ambassador for Australia. I suspect the vitriol (however bizarre and misguided) stems from the way we're having him shoved down our throats. Hopefully it will calm down soon and they'll leave the family to grieve in peace and the rest of us to happily ignoring his existence.
Speaking of bizarre and misguided wank, Germaine Greer has weighed in. Not quite sure what it's got to do with her. Perhaps they should get her opinion on Doctor Who, Harry Potter and CSI as well.

Date: 2006-09-07 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leila82.livejournal.com
As a way to make myself feel better from that wank: this is a wonderful article on Steve's relationship with his kids, particularly Bindi. It's super sweet, and I teared up reading it (but then I'm a softie), and I barely even ever watched anything the guy ever did. No matter what else, he really loved his kids. (it's a link to [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt, sorry - the original wouldn't go through).

Date: 2006-09-07 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cincoflex.livejournal.com
picking up a Pink Lady and sipping---

CFers just scare me in general--they're so militant and so . . . negative. The wank-flack over Steve Irwin's death is such a null endgame it leaves me wondering why all this passion is being wasted on something so transient and sad.

I love SG, but for me--Doctor Who has the history, no argument. Ever.

Tazzer and Rosietherivtr remind me why the Internet is too dangerous for some mindsets.

And CSI, I'm happy to stay spoiler free, *sigh*

Date: 2006-09-07 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colorstoobright.livejournal.com
The wank is getting dangerous. I think I'm going back to my own corner.

Date: 2006-09-07 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childofares.livejournal.com
That wank was one of the most awful things I've ever read online. I'm actually embarrassed to be Childfree right now.

I had a big crush on Steve Irwin though DON'T JUDGE ME!

Date: 2006-09-07 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadian-kazz.livejournal.com
At first, I was a Steve fan. Then when I moved here (Australia) he started to annoy me a bit, but I'm still sad he'd dead. People who make fun on him NOW are just plain rude and should be taken out and shot.

Speaking of shots... *downs a shot of something alcoholic*

Date: 2006-09-07 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susanmary14.livejournal.com
Oh lots of controversy I love it. Well as a life long watcher of Dr Who and a lover of SG1 I have to say that in this case I think they can only go with SG1. There was years of no Dr Who and if it hadn't been for Saint Russell of Davies we would never have got it back. So for continuous episode after episode it has to go to SG1.

As for the CSI wankathon, well I predict a West side story showdown with the Jets (GSR) on one side and the Sharks (every other fandom) on the other and they have a massive sing off. GSR - Don't rain on my Parade. Other's - See the pyramids across Denial.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:03 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com
*takes a quick break from typing purchase orders to raid the wankshelter bar*

*yawns and thinks evil thoughts at Luke for playing loud music until 5am when I had to get up for work at 7am*

Date: 2006-09-07 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com
*laughs self silly over first link*

Date: 2006-09-07 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yattara.livejournal.com
No comment on the Steve Irwin-wank. I'm quite happy pretending those people are just a fragment of my cold-ridden brain.

Given the choice between SG and DW, I'd pick the Doctor. Because I wub him so. ;)

Date: 2006-09-07 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_tallian_/
One of my co-workers was complaining yesterday about not getting to see the vid of Irwin's death. He seemed to think he had a right to see it, since Steve made a living doing dangerous things on TV. I nearly smacked him.

As to CSI!wank: I'm so not going there. I'm trying to enjoy the show for myself, and avoid the psychos. So much anger is just poisonous.

*orders scotch, neat*

Date: 2006-09-07 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliejordan.livejournal.com
The Irwin wank is embarrassing. I've seen people saying that the Stingray who killed Steve should be killed. Um, yeah. Because if you know ANYTHING about Irwin, you'd know he'd really want that to happen. *eye roll*

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