William Petersen: Your back-stabbing, flip-flopping, alcoholic dull soul (Aka Wankupdate! Whoo!)

[misscam]

So, TV Guide has a cover of Grissom and Sara. Fandom reacts. Tears are shed. Characters are slandered. Wank is had.

And the Anybody But Sara crowd gets their own home:
http://www.anybodybutsara.com/

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Grissom sleeps tonight...?:
Part of me hopes he simply moves away to retire & teach, but in my heart I know that won't be enough...Part of me hopes they allow Grissom to pass away peacefully in the Rain Forest so GSR dies with him...I don't see any other solution really...

Get thee away from me, unbelievers:
Anyway, this is a great day for all of us and another victory on the anti-GSR heretics.

It's all about them losers:
In other words a couple of losers who've never been able to get anybody else. They're all that's left for each other? It's not the handsome prince winning the beautiful princess — just a couple of ordinary, dull souls —  once they finally managed to whittle the gorgeous, sexy and brilliant Gil Grissom down to Sara's level — who meet the only other person who'll would want them?
But isn't this the case in real life a good share of the time? A pity too. And might it not be why GSR is so popular with so many people? A union of losers? Good grief. Why couldn't they have left CSI as the "thinking person's show?"

WP IS DEAD TO ME. ALSO, ALCOHOLIC!
I am sooooooo over Billy Petersen and, of course over Gil Grissom the guy in the silly straw hat and aloha shirt. Cuteness isn't that becoming to a grandfather. Hewas so crude, so insolent and dishonest really, not to mention the verbal middle finger stuck up through the entire exchange. I couldn't believe, considering the size of my Billy crush that I found him so disgusting and how easily I got over him.
As y'all knowI'm no Sara/Jorja fan, but I thought what he said about kissing Sara, that the network would have to cough up more money and even more for tongue unbelievably bad. if the rumors about her sexual preference are true it or not it was a huge insult. No, I didn't misinterpret so don't bother to even try to clarify, "what he meant was," It was quite clear what he meant. (...)
In a nutshell: I could probably now watch CSI and not be at all disturbed by the alleged "romance" simply because of how bad Billy came off, and even how she came off in spite of her great effort to keep the interview from totally falling apart. Hawking a questionable product is never easy. I really wonder if he has a drinking problem, recalling the Bill Patrick interviews. Could anybody be that rude, crude and insolent without TIU (talking under the influence.(...)
The questioners, fans of the show, deserved better. they were asked by people who love the show, love him, though goddess knows why now IMO. There are no dumb questions anyway. Those who asked really wanted to know and took the trouble. They didn't deserve the F-you, if you don't like it , don't watch. If none of them had liked him he wouldn't be as rich and famous as he is now.

Tazzer weighs in on the ethics of flip-flops:
First, Betty summed up how I feel about the interview and Billy. Guess not just Griss turned out to be a Richard at heart.
Second, 90% or more of the questions were on the negative side, meaning they asked Billy to explain the fraud in ethics Grissom turned out to be. So either he never saw or was asked, only pure fluff is what he/we got. And the one question that touched on it, he gave a smart-butt answer. Guess he don’t like to be reminded or told when he doubles back on what he said/did in the past. Same with the Heather question, total flip-flop.
Third, I don’t care that Billy is now part of the Flip-Flop group; this is the second time he has shown his true colors by telling long time fans to FU. And for those who want us (the ABS group) I will NOT recant my feelings on this Gizz & Saa show. It gave me the heebie jeebies back then and still does. I don’t flip-flop on my principals/opinions, so Hello Grey A!
Fourth, Betty made an excellent observation with what a total jerk he was with the “We’d love to kiss but the network would have to cough up some more money for that. Tongue would cost more.” He sure wasn’t paid by ET or others to kiss Marg H. year after year, guess that just proves he does what he wants for free otherwise pay up buddy.
Fifth, I’m soo glad I’m NOT married to a man that is this arrogant and a jerk to boot. I’ll take my humble hubby any day over this self-absorb child. He sure don’t remember 5-6 years ago going on the interview jaunt to promote and beg people to watch CSI. He was nice and charming back then when he wanted something.
Sixth, think everyone got those rumors wrong, it wasn’t Billy that went under the knife this summer to look younger, the pics show it was Jorja OR they used a body double to enhance the girls.

Requiem for a shipper:
GAH !!! I FEEL SICK!!! i am such a loser, i am crying, HAHA. dude this is so effing nasty
WHY DO THEY DO THIS!!!
A KISS? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
now my snicker heart is officially broken *cries* i know there is fanfic and everything, but its not the same
*is dead*
i'm so depressed and gutted right now, its crazy, i feel so heartbroken, argh i feel like a loser. but i seriously feel gutted and gross and heartbroken and my snicker heart is dead, and i now no longer want to watch CSI and buy the DVDs and i hate that coz i USED to love it, and now its recked, and
*cries* CHRIST IM DEPRESSED
well it shows how stupid the writers are, ignoring chemistry and spoon feeding up robotic relationships.
atleast billy has nothing on george when it comes to their relationship with jorja.

GSR cheers up disillusioned shippers:
Yesterday I was laying in my bed thinking about how Lorelai and Luke got screw up, and I was about to start crying when I said to myself “No, Karla! Don’t cry. Think in something nice” So the next thing I know, I started to compared Lorelai and Luke with Sara and Grissom, and believe it or not there is a lot in common except that neither Lorelai nor Luke had ever the guts to take the first step, thing that Sara did a couple of times…

WP betrayed Lady Heather!!!!!!1:
But, I NEVER expected William Peterson to be the one to stab Lady Heather in the back like that. I found my respect and affection for him go flying right out of the window. First I lost respect for his character, Grissom, for being a hypocrite. Now I have to admit a total disgust with the real person, Peterson, for slandering a character for absolutely no reason I can imagine.
I must also say that I feel bad, really bad, for Melinda Clarke. She's a wonderful actress and gave the Lady Heather character a power and passion that really inspired me. I wonder how she feels now? I also heard somewhere that Williamson really liked working with Clarke. If I were her I'd practice up on my four-letter words the next time they might happen to meet.

Fanfics fight back!:
Grissom woke up, saddened by his dream. Yet he felt relieved in a way, their relationship in real life and in his dreams was that they would only be friends. Grissom realized that he was fine with that.

Only a day away from season seven now, my friends. Thus I poll. With flip-flop alternatives for those who feel opinionless.

[Poll #825782]

Y'all know where the bar is. Hit it.

Comments

[piecesofalice.livejournal.com]

THANKS, CAM, I WAS GOING TO BED AND NOW I CAN'T. Oh CSI fandom, how I missed thee.

*sheds a tear* Why is there never Brass-wank? Is it up to me to bring it? "ZOMG lulz i'm cryng coz paul guilfoyle is totallz not getting TEH SEX0RZ"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY.

He needs to get involved in a ship. Then there'll be wank.

[sc-angel72.livejournal.com]

CSI fandom scares me. Seriously. All I had to do was read the links and I felt better about random DW wankiness. *g* The irony? I'd sort of lost interest in the show, but all the wank had definitely renewed my desire to follow it. Being that I'm not 'invested', it's sort of like being the sober person snickering at the drunks. Of course, karma will probably bite me in the ass with DW at some point for making such a smarmy comment there.

Speaking of drunks, Long Island Ice Tea has most of the above list in one glass. Hit me, baby.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm not as into it as I once was, which has made my stay in the fandom a lot easier, really. I just point and laugh at the silly and wanky. Show's all right, though.

Hitting you as ordered, ma'am.

[slm4gsr.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...tequilla. Let's forgo the worms Cam. Can we have limes instead? (These wank posts are hilarious by the way!! Thanks for sharing them!)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

If you insist :P We'll save the worms for a wankier time.

:)

[cutting-rm-flr.livejournal.com]

Tazzer has a husband?

That's...

Huh.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Love your icon

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

What is it with Tazzer? Yes, I think I am all flip-flop, flip- flop...

Any alcohol in the wzank shelter? I feel like splurging on the mai tai's today!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

She overdosed on the anti-Kerry campaign?

There's always alcohol in the wanksheltet. Would be a poor wankshelter without ;)

Mai tai, then?

[cadiliniel.livejournal.com]

But, I NEVER expected William Peterson to be the one to stab Lady Heather in the back like that.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read. I just don't get it!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm also quite curious how an actor can backstab a character. That takes some skill.

[oh-medicate-me.livejournal.com]

The rainforest comment was the one that got me. Every time I read it, it makes me giggle harder from the sheer WTF value.

Though I'll admit I really love the girl who's all 'OMG MELINDA CLARKE IS TOTALLY HEARTBROKEN OVER BILLY'S BETRAYAL I'M SURE OF IT! PS. I CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN ACTORS AND CHARACTERS!'

And what I really want to know is why CSI brings out the nutjobs like this. Is it all the dead people? The unnaturally attractive cast? I guess we'll never know.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know! First WP stabbed Lady Heather in the back, then he left Melinda Clarke heartbroken. Pick one and stick with it, hello?

My pet theory is that CSI makes people batshit, like HP fandom makes people there batshit. CBS must be testing some awful insantiy-incuding weapon on us all.

The WTF is high today, truly.

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

VODKA. YES.

I'm really curious about who's behind anybodybutsara.com hehe.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Can't go wrong with vodka. Can only go drunk and merrily so.

Someone very fond of the odd... which narrows the field... yes.

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the moment when the 'It's a dream' crowd realize that there is no way it could have been a dream.

I think the wank is only going to get worse in the next month.

Winter's coming up, so would you mind stocking some Bailey's Irish Cream or Kalua? I love a shot of something in my coffee/hot cocoa.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They'll probably deny up to and including snogging. It shall be interesting times ahead, yes.

That's not a problem - Bailey's is taaaaasty, anyway.

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

I'm posting this in classa and smirking to myself while listening to people discussing premeditated vs. unpremeditated primary sources. XD

The WTF factor is so high. The Lady Heather gets a giggle, the rainforest remark gets two and Tazzer gets a bitchslap to the face with a frozen trout. And who's Williamson????

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Trout!slapping, wheee. Oh, I do so like my flist.

Williamson must be Petersen's evil twin, the one who has been inhabiting his body and making all this icky GSR happen. CLEARLY.

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Part of me hopes he simply moves away to retire & teach, but in my heart I know that won't be enough...Part of me hopes they allow Grissom to pass away peacefully in the Rain Forest so GSR dies with him...I don't see any other solution really...


Erm... would that be the Rain Forest in the Mirage? Because the last time I checked, that was the only Rain Forest in Las Vegas. Because, you know, desert city and all.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe Grissom went to the Amazons. You know, to die in peace. Because rain forests are peaceful.

Or some such.

[csi-sara-sidle.livejournal.com]

I'm actually going to Providence (relatively close to home) to see WP in "A Dublin Carol" at the end of December.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oooh, neat. I suspect you'll give us all the details after ;)

[jenbachand.livejournal.com]

As long as there's Bailey's & Butterscotch Schnapps we can make buttery nipples & talk about Grissom & Sara & all the kinky things they do to each others' nipples happy things about Canon Love. ;)

I'm pretty much staying away from all CSI sites except bestkeptprivate because I'm staying spoiler free (or trying to) and wank is only fun when Cam posts it. :)

Thanks for the poll. Love tickey boxes.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm proud to be your deliver of wank. And cyber-alcohol. And polls.

Maybe we'll get wank over kink too. That'd be exciting.

[dreams-of-him.livejournal.com]

Can we issue all the wankers a forehead tattoo or something? As a warning for those of us who don't want our heads to spin around randomly if we're hit with drive-by wanking? Mark of the Beast, you say? Well, er...uh...no.

*deliver me from people who make my head spin...I am not Linda Blair*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Unfortuntely, wanking seems to occur even among the sane in random intervalls. It's like flu. You can't vacinate against it, as it keeps mutating. You just have to dress warmly and try not to bump into people whose eyes are glazed over.

[crackpig.livejournal.com]

*wave*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're unsuspended. How does it feel? Does it tickle?

[yourradiogeek.livejournal.com]

I'm actually a bit...ummm, creeped out, at how much wank there is over this. We're all how old now? This isn't the end of the world. This isn't like when Daria was cancelled *sob!wink* or anything like that.

You'd never know that from what you show me though, Cam. I must say though, that my Mom is quite amused that there is so much fussing over all of this.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

When shippers go batshit, they *really* go batshit, don't they? I didn't think the Harry Potter wank would create such insanity, but after that, I've realised Canons not really about the ship - as CSI very much isn't - often gets the most batshit shippers. So I wasn't as shocked CSI fandom flipped out, byt I must admit, I didn't expect it to this degree.

I'm with your mum. It is kinda horrifyingly amusing.

[satiate.livejournal.com]

see, this is why i am not AT ALL involved in csi fandom despite having seen every single csi episode to date. i just CAN'T. STAND. THE. DRAMA!


csi seriously is like 99% more batshit than any other fandom i've seen, exclusing harry potter. haha.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This is why I call it mini-HP. Seriously. It has shipwars and slashers and batshit. Though we haven't yet found the MsScribe of CSI fandom. But no doubt we will.

Scaaaaary.

*pets the poor show*

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

I have read the wank posts. My brain is now hurting. May I have some Cashasa (sugar cane whiskey) or, if the wankshelter is out of that, some Poteen or other home brew? I need to wash the images out of my brain...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I think we have some Cashasa in the back. Help yourself,

Brain hurt is a common side-effect of CSI wank.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Oh God, what a goldmine. Remember that poll you did asking who we thought would be crazier? I honestly thought it would be equal, but I'm now giving the decision, hands down to the ABSers and the Sara/Nick crowd. What a bunch of crazies.

I think Williamson is Billy when he drinks. Because now he's not being forced to say he likes Grissom and Sara, ITS BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They've seriously flipped, haven't they? It's too bad SaraSidleStokes has gone to play in PotC fandom. She did give us such beautiful batshit after the finale. I will miss her. Mourn, mourn.

But people sure are holding the fort while she is gone. I'm impressed at this dedication to batshitduty.

Maybe alcohol should now come with warning labels - "May produce GSR".

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. "So over Billy" was a riot.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeeees.

Did you know Rosie is a fan of OFUCSI, by the way? I nearly choked on my cola.

Where do I sign up for the wank?

[(Anonymous)]

Thanx, luv for the shout out for AnybodyButSara.com...

I'm having a go at adding the blog onto the actual domain with WordPress, but until it's live I'll just keep linking it to the old Blogger blog...

Huggz & Smoochez,
ABS;)

Re: Where do I sign up for the wank?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My, my. The ABS herself stops by and leaves her IP and everything :P But this is an open LJ, so poke about if you want. And if you post stuff I find amusing at your blog or other public places, you could get to feature here again. Stiff competition though, I have to say. Seems everyone seems in on the post-GSR wankimplosion. People must be really bored.

(Feel to to point to really stupid GSR trolls, if you should get any. Share teh funneh.)

Friendly advice from one webmaster to another though - might want to spellcheck your FAQ there, weed out the mistakes I spotted. When one has a point to make, it helps that people don't dismiss it just because of bad spelling and such. Unless of course it's all part of a disguise.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Kahlúa (tasty Mexican coffee liqueur, if you didn't know) and Bailey's Irish Cream together. It's the shizzit!

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

BEER!

And aaaah, me missed the wank. I feel like I'm back home now...

ABS.com. I shouldn't be surprised.