Well, that was an interesting day...

[misscam]

Know how some days you get home from work and there's just madness everywhere? (After your workday being madness in the first place. Funfun.)

- So first we have some little anonmouse seemingly trying to stir up shit. Mouse LOSE. No cheese for you. What the fuck is with all these shit!stirring/grudge!bringing mice of late, anyway? (Though sc_angel72's commememorative icon cracked me up. Me likes commememorative icons. Heh.)

- Then we have an actual case of plagiarism and it's done by someone I know. Fuckity fuck. Lose the second.

PLAGIARISM = BAD, MMKAY? Didn't they teach this in fandom kindergarten? (Come to think of it, why is there no fandom kindergarten? Or alternatively, why do some never seem to get out of it?)

- My lower secondary school is having a reunion. Been ten years, in fact. I feel old now. Have to decide if I want to go now. Give that we were all teenage brats then, I don't all have fond memories. Ponder, ponder.

- There be Top Gear wank.

Of course. People will wank about anything, won't they? Shagging, non-shagging, people dying, people not dying, ships happening, ships not happening, hurricanes, Hitler, having children, not having children, knitting - no end to it.

- LJ is being odd about comment alerts. Argh.

- My latest wankimplosion post has been spotted by at least two featured on it, and we get two very different reactions.

First, we have Tazzer's (as pointed to by hadria):
Just wanted to keep this up so miss cam and her fellow monkeys can copy it for their LJ, didn’t want her to miss out on my last CSI Vegas post.
Bet you guys didn't know this, but they like to take what we say here and move it over there, so they can sit on their glass thrones and hold kangaroo court over our opinions. Goodness knows they are perfect and live their lives like Jesus taught.
Anyway, God bless since it appears you need some love in your life. (...)
I friend at a yahoo group stumbled across this LJ and it seems their sport is to take post from this site and repost them in order to bash us. Low and behold this miss cam leaves my name after my post, but is kind enough to take off ya'lls names after ya'lls post. Stalker material me thinks.
If I gave the address ya'll would get a major headache from trying to read their juvenile gibberish. Plus it is mostly bashing for the sake of bashing. The only real sentences are the ones they get from here.

Wave bye to Tazzer, my monkeys. And since I need some love in my life, you should all bring me a harem. Yes.

Then we have ABS, who takes it with teh funneh:
Thanx, luv for the shout out for AnybodyButSara.com...

And even recs me in her blog:
She's deliciously wicked & brilliant...Read her stuff immediately

You can all guess which one gets free drinks from the wankshelter bar. Though character hate is always left at the door, along with ship opinions. We don't want the "OMG SARA LOOKED AT GRSISOM THEIR HAVING BABIES" about in the wankshelter, now do we? (Man, it hurts to type stuff like that.)

I haven't even had time to see if there's any wank after the CSI episode - any of you spot anything delicious?

- Finally - mmm, weekend. Maybe I'll even get around to writing. I'm having Ideas.

In other news:
Richard Hammond appears to be improving
Hezbollah talks out of its ass
Scantly clad women are apparently more dangerous than bombs (Well, NATURALLY. People die from seeing some skin all the time.)
Bush claims to be unaware of threats to Pakistan in 2001
Norwegian researcher may have solved Black Death mystery
EU wants more dough from Norway

ETA: Psst, visitors! This LJ uses something called LJToys, which logs and track all hits and IPs. FYI.

Comments

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

*sits on glass throne*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This when the rock throwing starts?

*eyes the hat with matches on stand-by*

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I'm choosing to interpret the Bible as Jesus making fun of the crazy. Ergo, I live my life like Jesus. YAYE ME HIGH FIVE.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

HIGH FIVE BACK

I like to think I live my life in a way the Vikings would approve of.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Return of the muse? Yay.

Return of Tazzer? I thought we covered this last meeting? With the Mai Tais, no? *sigh*

And yes, did you not know that exposed skin has been known to burn the eyes of lesser people??????

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have more Mai Tais in the back after last time.

What, some people are worthy of nudity?

[honorh.livejournal.com]

I'm a monkey? I'm a monkey!

And funny, but my Bible doesn't have anything to say about CSI 'shipping. Maybe it's in one of the newer translations, like the one the Harmonians use.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You're a money with a moose.

I can see it now - The Bible - CSI Shipping Version.

And the Lord spake: Thou shall not ship Sara with Grissom, for lo!, she will bring a plague of locus upon your houses and also, she like sucks and stuff.

Thou shall ship Catherine and Warrick, for the hotness pleases the Lord. YOBLING 4EVA!!!!!eleventy-one!

[fannishnonsense]

Wouldn't a glass throne be awfully uncomfortable?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The secret is in the cushions.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Kangaroo court? But kangaroos are awsome! And she's trying to insult us with that? *hop hop hop...bops Tazzer on the head*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Kangaroos are tasty, too. Mmm.

[susanmary14.livejournal.com]

I must say these thrones are really slippy, oops, ya'lls just slide right off! Does this mean the wankers are amongst us.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I looked at some of the IPs hitting this entry and yes, we're definitely getting some outside traffic. Happens now and then when you have a public journal, really.

Spikes help with that sliding off ;)

[sc-angel72.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you liked the icon. It was just begging to be born, all things considered!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy. Handy for future mice shit!stirring as well.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Aw I love Tazzer. Definitely one of my favorite wankers (hehe.) And I will now have to use the phrase "holding kangaroo court" in daily conversation, obviously.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's like "phrase of the day" wank sometimes, innit? The phrases f_w has taught me, truly...

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

COCA-COLA ZERO PLEEAASE? -- WITH RUM ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But of course.

Feeling an urge to drink?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm a Southerner, and anybody who uses "y'all" that much without knowing how to fucking spell it loses at life, the universe, and everything.

It's not complicated.

It's the contraction of "you all." Therefore the apostrophe goes after the y, because what gets dropped is the last letters of 'you.'

It's not ya'll. That would be a contraction for something like "yahoo will." As in, "ignorant ya'll always gonna make ah ass of hitself onna Internets."

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. And "ya'lls" is messed up on so many levels that I don't even want to think about it anymore.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

oooh, this LJtoys thing looks interesting, how does it work?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

http://ljtoys.org.uk/

Peek for yourself. It has some handy features.

[mad-troll.livejournal.com]

Well, one out of two to take it with grace..that's more than I expected. But if your fellows are monkeys and you hold a kangaroo court, does that mean we're mongaroos? Kangakeys? None of the above?

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

*sets own vicious cat on anonymouse*

The plagiariser, though... they all get caught eventually. All of them. Fandom's littered with the scalps of exposed plagiarisers. So why the heck do they think they'll get away with it?

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Because they think they're oh so clever and stuff. Except for the fact that they are, you know, not.

[spockette.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Thanks very much for the link to LJToys. I am terribly paranoid and a wee bit obsessive, so it's just perfect for me. I can't believe I hadn't heard of it before, so thank you! :)

[crackpig.livejournal.com]

...This LJ uses something called LJToys, which logs and track all hits and IPs. FYI.M

Presumably a portion of those are spiders and such, rather than human visitors?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

ook ook. Also, I'm working on a way to clone Tennant, Eccelston, and the Norwegian football team. How's that for a harem?

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

If this is incoherency, I'd like to see what true coherence is all about. And I'm fairly sure that it won't be worth it at all. I'm Canadian and I know how to spell "y'all". o_O

Glass thrones are awesome man. Put some comfy cushions and like, when light hits it, it glows! Who wouldn't want one?! And kangaroos are cool. (Except for Roger Jr. from Tekken 5. :P)

[yattara.livejournal.com]

I'm Dutch and I know how to spell 'y'all'. Is it that hard for an American? :P

[falena]

I have always suspected I might have been a monkey in a previous life. Now I have proof.

How come your entries don't shows up on my friends' page? *kicks LJ who is acting up a bit* I missed this yummy post while I was home, bored and doing nothing of interest. Bummer.

[erolas.livejournal.com]

There's Top Gear wank? I know I shouldn't be surprised, given some of the stuff that's been in the press, yet I am. It's ok as long as the health and safety nutbar people (and you just know they've been waiting for something like this to happen) don't get their way and get the show cancelled. The BBC have always been sane about this and have supported the programme. Here's hoping they don't cave now.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

We're your monkeys? Ooh! *as visions of Cam cackling 'Fly, my pretties!' and being suitably EBOL!!111!!!11!* Does this mean you will melt if we throw a bucket of water over you?

Hamster!Wankage is very low, methinks. *shakes head*

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

*waves at the hidden cameras*

If I could work LJToys, my journal would use it, too.

Plagiarism in Who fandom... and I remember the name? That's surreal. Luckily, my night of fannish bliss was last night, or that would make me go all cynical again.

I heard LJ were phasing out comment notifications in favour of the thread monitoring feature. The problems could be to do with how they made that feature available to everyone.

[crackpig.livejournal.com]

Scantly clad women are apparently more dangerous than bombs

BREAKING NEWS! Gail Porter linked to multiple explosions in pants!

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? I thought men and monkeys were related anyway. How is this news, exactly?

[peace-weasel.livejournal.com]

It's amusing, isn't it, that she talks about living the way Jesus taught, since the object of her insults is Atheist...