A meme to entertain me while at work

[misscam]

Nicked from cincoflex, mean thief that I am.

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

Post, have fun with it!!

Erg. October is an evil month. Dark and wet and Christmas so far, far away. Sniff.

In other news:
Norway suffered a plane crash; four die
North Korea claims it's tested an atomic bomb, world not amused (Am I the only one thinking like hell they did? My faith in North Korean claims - exceedingly wee.)
E-mail scandal goes on; Republicans fret
Giant camel fossil found; humans ponder

Comments

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

And In the End (http://community.livejournal.com/_the_firefly_/206738.html), (Firefly, Wash-centric) comes to mind first because . . . well, it's an epic that I started and actually finished. I think the plot holds up really well, that it feels in line with a lot of Joss Whedon's work and uh, I dunno. I'm just happy with it.

Luna Sea (http://community.livejournal.com/dwliterotica/21362.html), (Doctor Who, Ninth Doctor-centric) too. It came totally unexpectedly and fit together nicely, like in a dream. I'm still not entirely sure how it happened, but I'm really happy with it.

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

I'd love to see Neil Gaiman do some real fanfiction. He probably would too. Probably something Doctor Who. I've heard he's been asked to write for the new series but is probably too busy for it. I don't really care what ship, I'd just like to see him have free reign. He'd do something awesome, I know it.

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

In the early 1990s in the US, there was a show called Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates. There DOES exist fanfiction in it, and I've never read any of it, but I bet it's probably got some good stuff. So, I'd have to say that. I did love that cartoon, as a kid. I wrote Peter Pan stories as a kid. I wonder if they count as fanfiction? Haha.

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

Um. Probably not? Then again, a talented composer and lyricist could probably make an awesome musical out of ANYTHING, so what do I know?

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

... man. I'm not sure--seems like no crossover could be as bad as some of the Original Character Mary Sue's out there, hahahaha. Anything that pairs antromorphs with people probably wins though. (Say, Donald Duck/Captain Kirk)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Donald would drive Captain Kirk to despair. Their love would be one of accidents. Many, many.

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly, but at least Donald wears no pants to begin with. That's got to be a benefit somehow.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now here's a question - he never wears pants, but why does he wear a towel around his waist after showering still? I mean, is there something there when he's wet that isn't the rest of the time?

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

... I don't know, but I bet Kirk would.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he would've looked into it carefully.

[lyricalviolet.livejournal.com]

I can't get over the fact that it's not even 7 am and you're at work already?

Gah!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I wasn't at work already when I posted it, I was getting ready to go to work. Figured the replies would entertain me while at. So now I'm at work.

It's still bloody early.

[lyricalviolet.livejournal.com]

God help me if I ever go back to a normal day job. As it is right now, I have don't have to be to w ork til 6 pm, except for Wednesdays and Saturdays when I have to be there at noon. I think it'd probably be a bitch and a half for me to get used waking up at 6 am.

Have a good day at work!

[kasuchi]

1) Probably Somos and Colpevole. I liked the first a lot because it was just a culmination of a lot of love; I've followed the Superman cartoons since I was around eight, and my brother and I scrimped and scrounged and managed to get the cash together to buy the boxes. It made me realize one, just how much love went into the show, and two, just how awesome Clark is as a character. Superman is awesome, but Clark is amazing because his identity crisis is, if anything, more intriguing than Batman's. Colpevole I enjoyed writing. I know it sounds kind of strange, but I do find myself ship-flexible when it comes to House, which is kind of a change for me; I'm usually very OTP-canon-thumping. But House...I can see them pushing for House/Cameron or House/Cuddy, and there's still undertones of Chase/Cameron and House/Wilson. I like that they can manage that and I find Chase a very interesting character that the writers seem to just underuse.

2) I would love to see Tamora Pierce write Doctor/Rose. Seriously. Because Tamora gets the strong-female-character thing, and she's this brilliant fantasy author and she always has a great pace with her romances. I just...I think she could capture the spirit of the show really well.

3) Math Curse fanfiction would blow my mind. Seriously.

4) I don't know about my own fic being set to music ("Subtext" wouldn't work very well. None of them would, really.) but I would love to see The Return: The Musical. Seriously.

5) Worst crossover ever? Um. Shrek/Doctor Who? OOH. Ender's Game/Grey's Anatomy. FOR THE WIN LOSE.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've yet to read anything by Tamora Pierce. Do I suck?

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Hee. I read some of hers when I was a teen--they are mostly young adult, I think.

The series I read was of a girl who wanted to be a knight, so she disguised herself as a boy and did so. Sounds a bit cliched when you put it like that, but it was an interesting take on it; I think because she didn't skip over issues of femininity. The Lioness series, I think it was called.

[kasuchi]

Yeah, Song of the Lionness. It's the Alanna quartet, at any rate. I always preferred The Immortals, just because Daine is a little more sympathetic for her fallabilities; Alanna never failed even when she felt she had. After her was Kelandry in The Protector of the Small, and I honestly didn't find her that interesting. To be honest, Daine and Numair are probably her most interesting lead characters, but her "support" cast are all just brilliant, fleshed out and real in their own rights, which is what I love most about Tammy. ♥

Ahaha. I just rambled in your thread. You're right, they're very YA books. But for a quick read on a Saturday afternoon, you could do worse.

[kasuchi]

Not really. She's not this huge author or anything, but I do like her work because she's good with the girl characters. Mostly, though, I read for Numair, who was one of the few fictional male characters I ever found myself half in love with. I think you'd like Numair; he's just awesome.

Also really, really good? The Seer and the Sword. No lie. Very good book, well-written. Her other stuff is a little "eh" but her debut was (and is) brilliant.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I have not the time for memes. And I have been at work longer--you entertain me!

*sorts picking slips*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Doctor comes walzing into her kicthen as if he's always lived there, picking up her toast and biting into it with cherish. She just stares at him, and he sits down, lifting a foot to rest on an empty chair.

"Morning!" he says brightly. "We need to get some jam."

"Morning," she replies, a little dazed. "How did you know..."

"Oh, Pete," he says breezily. "Gave me a key and everything."

"And you're okay with...?"

"What? The house? Well, it could do with some paint. Blue is good. Not enough blue in the world, if you ask me. Blue food! Why isn't there more blue food?"

Entertaining enough?

*bills people*

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

You are evil. :P

More please?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That I am.

She stares at him, trying to will herself to read his mind, but all she can hear is the wind tapping on the window. She gives up when her eyes begin to water.

"I didn't think you were all that keen on house ideas."

"No mortage with this one," he counters, and might even be sincere, though she doubts it. He chews a bit thoughtfully. "Need a place to tinker. Pete said it had an excellent basement. The neighbours won't even hear it if I accidentally reverse the time field."

"Are you planning on it?"

"No, but I could get lucky. Quite the rush. Much like inhaling helium while doing LSD in zero gravity."

She can't help but smile, but does manage a somewhat stern tone. "You haven't even asked me if you can move in."

"Questions are so burdensome when you already know the answers."

"And you know the answer to this one?"

"Yes," he says, and kisses her, toast still in his mouth. She tastes something else in his mouth too, and wonders where the heck he got ice cream so early in the morning.

"Did you find what you were looking for?" she asks, pulling away slightly, adjusting his tie.

"No. Yes. Maybe." He stares at her and seems to be looking into something else entirely at the same time. Time itself, perhaps. "I don't know what I'm looking for."

Now you give me something.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

I would, but I have a horrendous quote to finish the P & A on.

I'll be home in an hour though, so consider this an IOU. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I shall collect, rest assured.

Short, but I fulfilled my promise. :P

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

In retrospect, believing the Doctor when he claimed Alzarian brandy wasn’t all that potent was Martha’s first mistake. Drinking three glasses and then suggesting a game of truth or dare to get to know each other better was her second.

“Truth or dare.”

“Truth,” she replied.

“Most embarrassing place you’ve ever been found naked.”

“My brother’s wardrobe.”

You'll have to nag me for the rest tomorrow, for I must now sleep.

Re: Short, but I fulfilled my promise. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*nags*

Should be asleep, but I'll play anyway...

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

Missing Letters: (Harry Potter, featuring
Molly and Hermione) It's AU, obviously, but it just came together so well for me. Whenever I can feature wierd objects in a female-centric genfic, it tickles me to death.

A Woman's Rebellion: (LotR, Imrahil and Ivriniel) See "wierd but everyday objects in female-centric genfic" yayness. Repeat for minor characters and a young boy's POV. (Don't ask me why, but when I feel I've got a handle on a young character, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Takes me back to the last vestige of optimism hiding behind all my cynicism.)

Valier: (Silmarillion, featuring Este, Vana, Vaire, and Nessa) It just got recced after I wrote it randomly. The gently feministic angle, the spontaneous flow of reviews when it was first written, and exactly forty-two hits on the Pit make this drabble love.

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

The trainwrecky part of my brain wants to see some form of collaboration between Mercedes Lackey and Robert Jordan, because she can do characters that are distinct (two-dimensional, perhaps, but distinct enough from her other major characters enough that you don't forget everyone's name), and he does battle scenes fairly well, if they aren't lost in a sea of confusing plotting and angst by a dozen different minor characters at once. Together, we'd probably get Eddingsfic, so why not go with that as the fandom?

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

I lurk around the edges of the Animorphs fandom, but I've never published anything in it. Any reference to the Muppets is also love. Often crack, but love.

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

Sure! Got the score to my Suefic right here! Nothing that I've published should be a musical, but a filk that has been taken down called "But, Mr. Elrond!" gives me very crackalious 1776/LotR bunnies...

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

Dude, I was just talking about crossing the musical 1776 with Lord of the Rings. Adams meets Elrond. And Valedmar/Wheel of Time/Belgariad was going through my head. I have no room to talk. However, Disney movie/Horror flick, in general, is probably a Bad Idea. Even if there is a spooky little kid involved with both. Digimon [or insert childish futuristic anime of your choice here] / Shinara [insert old skool, rlly serious fantasy with no basis for rapid technological evolution here] is probably a bad matchup, too.

Re: Should be asleep, but I'll play anyway...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Snooort.

You know, I somtimes dream of George Martin rewriting the Wheel of Time. I'd pay good money to read that.

[piecesofalice.livejournal.com]

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

Questions for James Wilson, MD is a big one. Considering it's WIP. But it's really a part of me now, despite having not updated it for months thanks to a canon shift. Damn you, House!

Finality, & All It Encompasses - I cried. I cried like a baby writing this (okay maybe not, but I wanted to). Look what I did to Brass! Woe!

That's all I can think of at the moment, of those that are online or on my Piecesof journal. Ask lizbee about my Doctor/Rose I wrote her.

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

I'd love to see Oscar Wilde tackle GSR. Because, yo, if he can't see the irony, then who could?

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

Jem! Truly Outrageous! I believe there is already a lot of fic based on it, so I'd just leave it alone. A bit of She-Ra would be nice, too.

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

I once re-wrote Disney's Beauty and the Beast to feature the cast of Buffy. I think it's the funniest thing evar, but I certainly don't want to see "Finality, & All It Encompasses" made into a musical. The wangst!

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

CSI/Manhunter. Worst. Pairing. Ever? Will Graham/Gil Grissom. NOOOOOOOO

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oscar Wilde doing GSR? Oh dear oh dear. That would be interesting indeed.

And does the idea of two WP get it on trouble you?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I'm booooooooooored! Best feeling in the world, it makes me answer memes ^^

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

-Uhm, I guess I'm a bit proud of We'll always have Paris because it does give people the H2G2 vibe which I thought I could never write. So many people commented on it :)

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

- As my favourite authors are Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter and I love the books they write together I'd like to see both write fanfiction. Maybe something epic in the Whoniverse. Baxter has written for Big Finish, so there might still be a chance :)


3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

- I loved 'Wickie and the Strong Men' as a child, a Viking boy solving problems with his wits rather than his muscles... it would amuse me to see fanfiction about it, but I wouldn't read/write it

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

- So far I can't imagine anyone singing my lines of dialogue

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

- Futurama/Doctor Who with Leela/Doctor just because he's getting all nostalgic when hearing her name

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

The Timelord and the Wordsmith,(Doctor Who/West Wing)Because I'm just really proud that I got a handle on the Doctor's POV and way of talking and I'm rather happy with the characterisation and the way it turned out.

The Impractical Nature of Idealism,(West Wing) This is probably my favourite piece of writing just for the fact that I love the way the language flows and the way it just wrote itself (which is the best kind of writing).

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

Terry Pratchett and Aaron Sorkin in a joint effort. Because the snark and the beauteous use of the English language would make me a very happy little fangirl. Doctor Who would be great but I'd love to see them write anything together really (maybe in the POTC fandom).

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?

I used to love an show called Raggy Dolls about a bunch of misfit toys in a factory. In my travels across the internet I have never come across any fanfction about this show and I'm not sure there would be. Me - I'd rather do what I did as a child - write long stories about Bilbo Baggins and the Narnia books (not in the same story).

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

Not being a particularly musical person I'm not to sure if any of them would work that way, although I think the series I've planned out around Impractical Nature might lend itself to a good musical.

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

West Wing/Barney. Now I've given myself nightmares *shudders* I don't think anyone has written it and if they have I do not want to ever be made aware of this fact because my brain would break forever.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Hamtaro/V?

YOMANK.

*laughs until crying*

[juliejordan.livejournal.com]

Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?

A) Public Ememies. When I got the idea for this LOST AU, I was worried I'd gone batshit. But I wrote and posted the first chapter. And people loved it, and I realised just how much I utterly adored the idea. It's also the only fic of it's kind that I know of within the fandom...it feels nice to know that I'm not being horribly repetitive. And it's just so much FUN to write.

B) Here and Now. It's a Titanic fic set in the present day with Jack and Rose's roles reversed (he's rich, she's poor). It's my most reviewed fic, but again I like it because it's original...I've not seen anyone else write a present day Titanic fic from the same angle.

C) Journey to Darkness (Dungeons & Dragons Cartoon). It's the longest thing I've ever written, and am likely to write, at over 57,00 words (I don't do novel length). It's also got one of my most complex plots, and because it took me two years to complete I'm just proud of the fact that I even finished the monster.

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.

I think Joss Whedon could write an amazing Dungeons & Dragons fanfic, since it's very fantasy based and has six great characters and an amazing world for him to play with.

"3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?"

I'd like to see some Muppet Babies fanfic. There isn't really any, as far as I'm aware. I'd be tempted to try one out for fun if I had any plot ideas.

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"

I think a LOST musical could be (unintentionally!) hysterical. :p

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!

I know someone who is writing a Ninja Turtles/Pirates of the Caribbean story. It's not badly written, but it's way too weird for me. Not ALL crossover ideas are good ones. As for "should never"...I'll have to get back to you on that.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Hmm. On what basis do they call it a dromedary, I wonder? But it's fascinating that there are still new Pleistocene megafauna species to be discovered. We used to have a very big camel here in North America, but not that big.

[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

1) With Cords of Red - Firefly, Zoe/Mal/Inara. I love this because it's the first threesome I've ever written, and it turned out more beautifully than I'd thought possible. And I love the fact that I actually wrote Inara-voice. She's the hardest character in that show for me to get a handle on.

Noli Me Tangere - Carnivale, Iris/Tommy, Iris/Stroud, Iris/Justin. I heart this story because it was just one of those things that came in one big stream (during an English 100 class last year, after reading Thomas Wyatt). And it's probably the best Iris-voice I've written - there's such a sense of her in every part, even the Stroud and Dolan sections.

2) I'm with Van - Neil Gaiman writing ANYTHING would be the greatest thing ever.

3) I've never seen anything for it, and it's been a while since I watched it, but "Are You Afraid of the Dark" fic. Best. Nickelodeon. Show. Ever.

4) One of mine into a musical? Um, I can't see anything of mine being musical-worthy, but I think a Doctor Who musical would be ten kinds of awesome. But I don't think it'd be as cool now as it would have been with the first season, Billie, and John.

5) Rent/Anything. No. Just NO. It's really not cool to have the cast of CSI/House/Alias/TWW/etc singing "La Vie Boheme" (though I may make an exception for Prison Break and "Light My Candle") or the leads pining and "I Should Tell You"-ing. Ugh.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

1) Hmm...my untitled, unposted 17th Century!Angels Unlimited fic. I'm proud of the period details and of the research I put into it, and its sheer length because I had a plan!

2) Meg Cabot to write a Harry Potter/Feeling Sorry For Celia crossover.

I'm sorry. That was random.

3) Dude, Angels Unlimited gets no love at all except from me. Also Ekwy, because I sent her the books.

4) 17th Century Angels Unlimited fic: The Musical! It has so much potential, and two sexy leads.

5) A Cabaret/Lord of the Rings crossover.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

*I* was born in October. It's so not an evil month! *pout*

[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

*high-fives* Me too! She's just jealous because we get Halloween and leaves in our birth month and she's stuck with . . . something that's not October. Because I've just realized I don't actually know what month her birthday's in.

Oops. :P

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

February... 21st...

That's cold and wet and slushy and did I mention wet?

Our birth month ROCKS!!! *wink*

When were you born?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

February is beautiful. Also, winter olympics, hah!

October is blah. It's somewhere between autumn and winter, like it can't make up its mind.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

I'm sure February is beautiful...and freezing.

October is lovely with gorgeous leaves, trick or treating and candy apples :)

[canadian-kazz.livejournal.com]

1. Lie. It's part of my TARDIS 100 series and everyone says it's my best one yet. It's basically the TARDIS telling Jack about everything that has happened since he left. Apparently, it's made some people cry, so I guess that's a good thing.

Constantine Spirit Is my longest fic yet. It's the latest in my spirit series, where a spirit guides a chosen movie characher through the events of the movie. In this particular one, the spirit is guiding John Conmstantine from the movie 'Constantine.' There are others, such as Sparrow Spirit where the spirit guides Captain Jack Sparrow through the first 'Pirates of the Caribbean.' I'm really proud of both these fics, and the others in the same series. They have inspired people to write similar fics and have a small, yet strong fanbase.

2. I'd like to see Sonya Hartnett or Tony Shillitoe write fanfiction. Both are Aussie authors, and Mr Shillitoe was one of my high school english teachers. He's still the head of English Studies at my old school. Sonya mainly has young males as her main characters and she does some awesome animal imigary, though her endings are usually very dark.. As for the ship or fandom... well, really you could have them do anything, but I think Shakespeare would be really cool for them to do. I know Mr Shillitoe is a big fan already. I'd like to see Sonya do a Cats musical fanfic because she would make the cats seem more real than any amateur fanfiction writer could. (Read her novel 'Forest' if you don't believe me.)

3. All of the fandoms I loved as a kid already have fics written about them, and because I've spent too much time on GAFF, I don't want to think about the pairings that can, and have, come of them. However, if they were VERY well-written, I would love to read some (more) good Disney fics. I have considered writing some, but I'll probably never get around to it.

4. Come What May The Musical!!! It's my first multi-chapter Doctor Who fic. Lots of room for long, monologue arias and duets and angst like only Andrew Lloyd Webber can produce.

5. Well... there was that Hulk/Jasmine one I saw on GAFF... Don't think I could stand Doctor/Cassandra or Doctor/Margert (the Slitheen).

[despertarse.livejournal.com]

Humans have been falsely led to believe they evolved from primates, when in reality, it was the camel. Note the distinct qualities both the camel and human share--vulgar chewing, the ability to "hock a loogie", and others. Some humans can still be found with hoof-like feet, a humped spin, and patches of light brown hair growing all over the body.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This is certainly an original theory.

[tabbinivy.livejournal.com]

1) Right now, what do you feel are the 1, 2 or 3 best stories you've written since becoming/admitting you're a fanfic writer? What was it about that/those stories that really made you proud, or thrilled you about them?
Evidence of a Ghost- CSI, non ship. i just enjoyed writing it.

2) What Professional writer (that is, paid author) would you love to see write a fanfiction story? What ship or fandom? Tell me a little about it.
Tabitha King - Wolvie/Storm, Xmen comics, i've always wanted to see a wolvie/storm storyline, i have little patience for comics and would rather read a novel. love the way mrs. king (yes, mrs. stephen king) writes.
Stephen King- Eureka, just a general novel bc i think he'd be awesome at it.

3) What show/cartoon/kid's book from your childhood would you be amused to see in fanfiction? Would you consider writing one for this early love?
underdog was one of my faves. sadly, i dislike the whole writing for someone else's characters and would rather write my own.

4) Is there a fanfic of yours you'd like to see made into a Broadway show? Tell me about it!( "_____________: the Musical!"
none of my works, however i love the idea of dr who the musical

5) Think about it--what could possibly be the WORST crossover out there? A story that Should Never Be Written? Hamtaro/V? Lost/Gilligan's Island? Come up with your most terrible pairing!
i have a list of bad ones, but here's the worst... i think... Ed, Edd, and Eddy and 24