Them sexually naughty animals and some wee CSI wank

[misscam]

So the Museum of Natural History in Noway is now showing an exibit called "Against the Natural Order?". It's an exibit on homosexuality in the animal kingdom, showcasing it for a 'greater understanding', according to the museum itself. I'm really keen on going, actually. It's certainly the first of its kind in Norway and apparently the world, says the museum. (Yahoo picks up the story. Thanks, nenya_kanadka. Didn't spot that one.)

It got state funds, which pissed off a wee pastor (non-state church) here, who suggested the funds instead be used to help the animals with this "pervertion or queerness". Please take a moment to enjoy the supreme stupidity of that suggestion. Yeah. That'll work real well. What the hell is he suggesting, sexual theraphy for ducks? And the bonobos, which are apparently wholly bisexual as a species, they'll probably need a lot of pills. Not to mention since homosexuality has been found in over 1500 species, we'll probably need to use the whole oil fund to make the animals straight!Then Fred Phelps will have to love us!

A far better use of such money would be making idiots less effing stupid, you ask me.

Is good to be reminded we got ways to go in Norway as well with tolerance and religious fucknuttery, though. Thanks pastor. The next time I find gay ducks cute, I'll think of you and find them cuter. Also, STFU. WTF moral judgement on a duck's sexlife? If two male ducks get happy shagging it up (like these two), I say quackarrific. (Yes, I know that was a horrid pun. Shut up.)

Meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... Another surprise choice.

Norwegian politicians are pleased.

In the HP tale of wank that never ends, an apology occurs. Maybe. Decide for yourselves. I'm sure this ain't the end of it, however.

Follow-up on the 'Say WHAT?' I think troll now.

CSI fandom is almost acting all sane of late (a trend, or a blip? We wonder, we do), but here's a few nuggets of amusement still.

Do not oppress my ship hate?:
And if George Eads and Julie Chen were grossed out by the idea we have the right to be disgusted too.

When opposing shippers clash:
You missed as visit from two missionaries from YTDAW who dropped into the To Tags episode review admonish us about being mean to Sara Sidle and how they never to stuff like on THEIR site. One simply wanted to defend her right to use the F word.
Big surprise, few, if any of us knew.
How very 12-year-old of them.

Senility lead to GSR!!!!!1:
Well I heard from a trustful source that William wanted GSR to happen and he helped made it happen. He done got sick in the head in that old age. Sorry , But he is not my hero anymore. He gone wacko!

Or was it the weed?: (Same link.)
Shankar was sitting by the desk. The PTB were all there. Noone said anything. Shankar smoked his weed. Then 10 mins after when he was totally on the drug he said 3 words:
Sara. Grissom. Together.

Comments

[klose.livejournal.com]

misscam, what would I do without your daily links to wank? :) Thanks muchly.

The X-men/soulbonding thimgum was a fun read, although it took me a while to figure out that Jott was the name of a ship. Not the worst shipname I've heard, but when I first read the word, I thought it was just part of the post author's general incoherence...

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I liked the bit about the weed, and about "the F word."

*adores CSI fandom form afar*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I love gay animals. I'd love to find some vids of male foxes and the like mating...

And boo on the wanky pastor. Much smacking needs to commence.

Say What followup: *mock mock mockity mock*

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Therapy for gay ducks. That just blows my mind.

I wonder if that museum exhibit will mention the primates (I forget what they were) that rub genitals to say 'hello'?

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Those would be the bonobos, yeah. And christ, it's about time someone came up with an exhibit like that.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It got state funds, which pissed off a wee pastor (non-state church) here, who suggested the funds instead be used to help the animals with this "pervertion or queerness".

Pastor: I want you to know that what you are doing is wrong.

Duck: *blank stare. Flaps wings and lands on desk. Eats the pastor's sandwich*

Duck2:*Answers nature's call in the chair. Waddles off.*

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear-yes, it does take a pastor to lose all track of common sense. (I am a pastor's daughter, I know this from personal experience!) Therapy for gay animals indeed...the mind wobbles.

And the Say What individual-transcripts should be forwarded to her local Child Intervention Service-that's if she's not a troll and if the children are not fiction as well....

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

*can't shift the image of gay ducks*

[juliejordan.livejournal.com]

"It got state funds, which pissed off a wee pastor (non-state church) here, who suggested the funds instead be used to help the animals with this "pervertion or queerness"."

Oh, God, thanks. You have no idea how much I needed that giggle, even if it was only a little chortle. :)

MsScribe can kiss my arse. If that was an apology then I'm the bloody Queen of England. Why do people still want to be friends with this pathetic excuse for a human being? Why would anyone want to be seen associating with her? How do people who do this manage to still have supporters in the fandoms they screw over? Mind you, I believe the same about Cassie Claire and Heidi and look at how popular they continue to be.

Yeah, I'm thinking that jean_summers and scottswife are the same person and this is just one big trolling attempt. Which I'm glad about, since I really hoped those kids weren't real.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

[kennel-chick mode engaged]Having just come home from work and lesbian labs, I almost want to turn the hose on the pastor, too, except that the statement's so stupid-sounding that it's amusing. (It may be embarassing when they start humping each other in front of customers, but at least we don't have to worry about unwanted puppies with same-sex matings.)[/kennel chick]

The X-religion wank just made my hed asplode. I'm not sure I want the summary... *watches crazy-train hurdle towards cliff from a safe distance* [/rambling]

[oh-medicate-me.livejournal.com]

That exhibit sounds fascinating, but that pastor guy's suggestion? Yeeeah, let's waste thousands of dollars on extinguishing the sin of homosexuality... in animals! And I'm sure tax payers aren't going see anything incredibly *stupid* or wrong with this suggestion. See, if the idiot had said "We should put that money towards curing people", then you could just classify him as a homophobic ass, and be done with it. But what with the comment about the animals, it looks like he's an idiotic homophobic nutjob too.

Also, I love this from the wank: You make an excellent point. CSI is a procedural drama, but it's adding in more personal stuff, which i'm not convinced yet that it's something they can do

Riiight. Because the show never brought in personal stuff before GSR. And thirty bucks says that if it had been their ship they'd be demanding MORE PERSONAL STUFF! More personal stuff! How dare these writers make this canon and then not give it more screen time?

Hee. GSR Wank... May you never end.

[zocalo.livejournal.com]

very cool blog! stumbled upon it thanks to ur response to my question in about_norway on consumer board. I don't speak norwegian, so i always enjoy reading norwegians blogs written in english, haha. going to friend u!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh, not a problem. I tend to ramble on about lots of other stuff as well, but there's usually quite a bit of Norway blah-blah. Quite fond of my country and all.

And good luck with the Mac! It did sound quite outrageous, but that's business for you sometimes.