A meme on a Saturday morning

[misscam]

Well, done this meme before, but it was a while back, so...

If you are reading this, ask me four questions-- any four, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or absurd. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journa land you have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

Ask away, you perverted lot.

I have blissfully absolutely nothing to do at all today and plan to do it to my fullest. Whee.

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[crackpig.livejournal.com]

The first fifteen questions I came up with were all binned for being too perverted. So here are four more that are merely mediocre (and I'll try and remember to post it on my LJ next time round).

1) How much is an average pint of good beer in Norway?
2) What are you most attracted to in the opposite gender?
3) What do you like most about my widdle home country, the United Kingdom?
4) HRH Crown Prince Haakon - Would you hit it?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1) Between three and four pounds. Our alcohol taxes are insane.
2) Hmm. Well, I do enjoy good looks, but for something more than a fleeting crush, a sense of humour, a sense of compassion and a brain with some merit is essential. And I tend to go for dark hair, though not exclusively. Nice ass is a bonus.
3) The sense of humour hiding behind all that politeness and air of importance.
4) Not now that he's married, but when he was free and avilable - ooooh yeah.

Where you going to ask me about details of my sexlife or some such?

[crackpig.livejournal.com]

heh. I'm sure you folks have to do something to keep warm up there, but it's not my place to ask such filthy questions.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

1. Which symptom of the cold or flu is your absolute most hated?
2. What's your most annoying habit?
3. Were there any mandatory subjects in school (or at least units within subjects) you felt you (and perhaps most others) really could have done without?
4. What's one American custom (or characteristic) you think you'd probably like if Norway had?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. Stuffed nose. It drives me maaaaad.
2. Forgetfulness.
3. Nynorsk, at the time.
4. Being more open towards the immigrants - at least the US had that once. I don't know how it is now.

[lyricalviolet.livejournal.com]

Playing, but be forewarned my questions are teh lamest.

1) What's your favorite song?
2) If for some reason, you could not longer live in Norway, where would you want to live?
3) Mac or PC?
4) If you could say just one thing to GWB without worry of death, imprisonment, or bodily injury, what would you ask?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1) Parallel Lines, by Kings of Convinience
2) Perth, Australia
3) PC
4) Jævla fuckings idiot.

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

1.) What has been you're most unpleasant/horrified fandom/fannish moment? The moment you were ashamed at being a member of fandom. (Can be something you witness verses participated in.)

2.) What's a pet peeve that really, really annoys you?

3.) What is your favorite non-professional artistic work (not by you)? Can be fanfic, fanvid, fanart, original stuff, etc.

4.) What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1) A fight I was vaguely involved in back in Star Trek fandom. It was nasty, vicious and inanely stupid.
2) Ur. AS in short for "you're". No. Just no.
3) A fanfic I did called East of the Sun, West of the Moon. It was loooong and required a lot of planning and research.
4) Sheep eyeball.

[little-baldwin.livejournal.com]

1) Is love something unconditional, or something you have a choice in?
2) Have you ever felt like a blind man with a road map? When?
3) Do you prefer milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
4) If every person in the world could try something that was distinctly Norwegian, what would it be? Would we enjoy it?