Links of wank, stupidity and news

[misscam]

1. people hate the contrast between the holocaust and animal slaughter. how do you feel about this?
i feel like it is a fine comparison. 6million people were killed in WWII, yet million and millions of pigs alone are killed annually not to mention the millions of cows, sheep, chickens etc. (Found via here.)

Okay then!

I know I certainly feel like Mengele every time I eat a chicken.

Also, did you know getting a pelvic exam is like foreplay and wrong in the name of Jesus?

My, how the stupid is strong. Seriously, if a pelvic exam does anything for sexual urges, it's reducing them. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to shag anyone whose idea of foreplay that is. Ow, is all I'm saying.

And now - CSI shipwars with painful spelling! ok wow i do agree with u i never said Grissom and Cath weren't friends i just said they i couldn't c them as bf/gf because they no each other 2 well.

Also a gem - wat the heck is wrong with u!!??!?!?!?! are u stupid!!!!! cuz CSI may not be realist all te time but it is the best show ever! omg omg omg!!! u can go crawl in a hole and die!!!!

Two Italian senators call for the boycott of IKEA due to "anti-Catholic prejudice". The crime? Not selling naivity scenes in their shops. OHNOES. Bite me, Forza Italia.

Stripping is art, Norwegian court rules. Heh. I'm sure some American rightwing nut will wank about that in five, four, three, two...

Most stupid comment at the Wikipedia Talk:Nazism page by far: We dont need this article what the nazis did was so STUPID, why teach people iddiotic things??/?//

Don't suppose any of you recognise 'Princess Anastasia Jerusalem'?

Today's most creative spelling - 'expecialy' for especially.

This concludes today's list of wank, stupdity and news. We hope your eyes didn't bleed too bad.

Comments

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[satiate.livejournal.com]

know I certainly feel like Mengele every time I eat a chicken.

LOLOLOL. i spit water all over the floor. hahahahahahaha. cam ftw!

*resurrects*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ooops. Sorry about that :P

Occasionally, random thoughts do win.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

stripping = art: I'd heard a rumor about that... I'm muchly amused, and greatly anticipate the wank. I need a good laugh after this week's shoddy weather.

[herbgurl82.livejournal.com]

"Also, did you know getting a pelvic exam is like foreplay and wrong in the name of Jesus?"
Like Jesus would really want women to die of undiagnosed cervical cancer or suffer fibriods or cysts or something. Oh wait, women are supposed to be in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. (Married, of course) I see the light, now.

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

LOL. Man I love your wank round-ups. XD Though what's up with the veg*n thing? Is there some sort of taboo and/or a possible term/category related to the non-consumption of animals that I'm not aware of? Now they've got me all curious. But as for the argument, it's strange and definitely not something I want to hear again. -___-;;

Re: CSI ship wars
You'd think that with all the supposed "education" the show is imparting upon its viewers, that they would be sufficiently "educated" enough to spell simple mono and possibly bi-syllabic words. But we all know what happens when you assume anything. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now fast certain news do spread across the web... And I have no doubt there will be some. Just a question of finding it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It is rather painfully blinding, is it not?

[avendya.livejournal.com]

Speaking of spelling errors, didn't you mean two Italian senators, not tow? ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. It's not like web browsers would filter that word out, unlike some naughty ones. Maybe it's a special star vegan sect or something.

I'm pretty sure Grissom would say something about never assuming. And then sic his spider on that sort of English abuse.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

u can crawl in a hole and die u meanie!!!!!! omg!!

... Much shame on me.

[avendya.livejournal.com]

No worries. We all make typos - it's just when it's deliberate that's scary. Isn't there an Internet law about correcting spelling/grammar errors, that you'll make a mistake in your correction post?

More painful spelling...

[anybodybutsara.livejournal.com]

Same forum...

Since when is Sara spelled "Seerah"???...

http://ctvbb.insinc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6666&goto=nextoldest

Argh...

ABS;/

[kerowyn47.livejournal.com]

That gynecologist wank is so deliciously funny. I can't decide if my favorite part is where two other comments speculate he's projecting his own issues onto the GYN, or the part in which it is revealed this guy isn't actually married. Wonder why...

[fannishnonsense]

Oh man, that first link makes me want to apologize for being a vegetarian. We're not all nuts! Yeesh.

And anyone who thinks a pelvic exam is like foreplay needs to never, EVER have sex. Seriously, I just pity their partner.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I've had foreplay. I've had pelvics.

If foreplay were like pelvics, I'd give up sex. Yow.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

And I'll be giggling the whole while. Fred Phelps and Jack Thompson will inevitably show up to rant and rave about how we're all going to hell and this is the reason that gays are taking over the world.

And then the mocking shall commence, with much smacking of the idiots with lutefisk.

[spudzilla.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, but I think it might be an all-encompassing term for vegans/vegetarians.

[spudzilla.livejournal.com]

Erm "veg*n", that is.

[spudzilla.livejournal.com]

1. people hate the contrast between the holocaust and animal slaughter. how do you feel about this?

I think it is an apt comparison. I think that people who get offended by the comparison are generally people who believe that humans are entitled to a greater moral status than animals - that suffering endured by humans is somehow worth more than suffering endured by animals. I don't believe that. I grant that we are more intelligent than them, but when we're talking about cows and pigs and chickens, our nervous systems are set up in pretty much the same way, and therefore we experience pain in much the same way. And I think inflicting unnecessary suffering on any creature is wrong period. So knowing a bit about how industrialized farming works - yeah, it's comparable in my mind.

[spudzilla.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I explained myself well. By "apt" I mean that personally do understand the comparison. On the other hand, I know that it is something that upsets people, so it is one I generally avoid making. Except of course, in discussions like these, where someone else brought it up first.

[shandydann]

Also, did you know getting a pelvic exam is like foreplay and wrong in the name of Jesus?

*blinks* I agree with you, anyone who finds it's like foreplay is a bit wrong in the head. Looking at that prat though you wonder if he's the resident troll, or at least hope he's the troll. Sadly he is probably real and will probably breed. I'll bet he's against evolution too.

What is it with the stupid this week?

[falena]

Re: Italian senators.
*points up at icon*

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Re pelvic exam: the last time I got a male doc doing my physical, I had to suppress the literal kneejerk reaction all the damn way. Foreplay? Hohoho I think not.

You'd be surprised--well, not surprised, but maybe scared or pissed at the number of Catholics who believe what those senators believe. It's very argh.

[cincoflex.livejournal.com]

heh Holocaust NOT equal to Industrialized farming, sorry. Nobody every killed animals for reasons of insane bigotry. And I'm pretty sure the victims of various death camps weren't packaged for markets of hungry consumers. I'm not taking a stand here or there on veganism, but simply pointing out the apples and oranges of the thing.

Pelvic exams are like sex? The dude who believes that is clearly repressed to the point where I'm sure any woman's outfit that doesn't include a full body wrap is indecent too. Since he's not married, I worry for any woman he courts--clearly he's not going to know a damned thing about sex.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I for one welcome our new stripping overlords.