The Icon Adventures of Miss Public Consumption and some Christmas ladida

[misscam]

Eeeeeveryone's doing it, so...

Xmas Stocking

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On that note, I shall send the last batch of Christmas cards on Friday. If you want one, point me to or e-mail me your address Thursday at the lastest. And thank you to all of those who've sent me cards so far :) All my Christmas gift shopping is done, so I feel moderately relaxed. Know at least one gift I'm getting - a trip to Italy this summer to meet falena84.

Meanwhile, my friend idreamedmusic is having a bit of a battle of wits with someone we shall (for the purposes of this) call Miss Public Consumption.

It all starts when Miss PC decides to contribute icons to a new avatar gallery at YTDAW. idreamedmusic points out that maybe the idea is to contribute icons you've made yourself, to which Miss PC has the stellar reply:
Ahm... it says "donations" ya know!!!! and what makes you think these aren't mine? *rolls eyes smiley* their all downloaded in my photobucket account.. how about "thank's their great!!!!

Of course, the reason idreamedmusic thinks those might not the work of Miss PC is that some of them are in fact the work of her. Mods step in to clarify that they did indeed mean for people to contribute icons they've made themselves and also deliver a bit of a smackdown on Miss PC. Now starts the real fun.

idreamedmusic gets a most charming message: YOUR THE EPITOMY OF RUDE.AND NASTY.. GO FUCK YOURSELF.. I'M GONE.. I'M ON A SITE WHERE I'M TREATED WITH KINDNESS AND RESPECT.. AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHERE WHO GOT WHAT..IT THEIR OUT THERE ON THE WEB.. THEIR UP FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.. AND SOME OF THESE WERE MINE ASSHOLE!!! I'M GONE FROM HERE THANK GOD.. YOUR ALL BULLIES, WITH HORRIFIC ATTITUDES.. I WOULD NEVER TALK, NOR TREAT ANYONE LIKE I'VE BEEN TREATED.. AND YOUR AVATARS/ICOS AREN'T THAT GREAT!!l

You'll note a few classics from Insults 101 there. So idreamedmusic replies with some grammar help and gets yet more fun back.

GAWD, YOU MISSED YOUR CALLING.. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGLISH TEACHER.. SEEMS LIKE HAVE A REAL LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND HAVE TO BUILD YOUR SELF UP BY INSULTING OTHERS, AND TRYING TO DRAG THEM DOWN..WHO THE FUCK CARES HOW SOMEONE SPELLS, OR USES GRAMMAR.. WHAT'S THE POINT OF CORRECTING THEM... GUESS YOUR SO PERFECT.. AND TALK CSI FILES " I'M ON THE CSIGUIDE.COM/?????NICE PEOPLE. WHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN INSULTED NOR PUT DOWN BY ANYONE.. GUESS YOU CAN'T RELATE..OH, AND I LIVE IN LAS VEGAS, SO CHANCES ARE, I'LL MEET WP AND THE CAST.. AND YOU WON'T!!!! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE OR SOMEWHERE ELSE..

I think we've all learned a very important lesson in this - if you do in fact live in the city where a show is shot, your insults are morally superior to insults of those doesn't. Err. Something like that, anyway.

And rest assured, all involved in this are adults. In fact, Miss PC claims to be 53 in her profile.

Comments

[kerlin.livejournal.com]

Except, don't they only shoot in Vegas for one or two episodes a year? The rest of the time they're in and around LA. So she gets even more stupid points.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Correctomundo!

One brain point for you.

[cutting-rm-flr.livejournal.com]

In fact, Miss PC claims to be 53 in her profile.

That's a sad state of affairs.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe she's 53 as she claims. And a few clicks and the wonderful WWW reveals she in fact isn't even from Vegas. Oy.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's something all right.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There goes the moral superiority of that argument, I guess. What shame.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

A real pity. Was about to fuck Buddhism and shit and adopt that instead. Ah well.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

What would you call the philosophy of that, one wonders.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

The Allegory of Dumbass. TAODism for short. To keep with Plato and his cave and all.

[falena]

*teases you with icon*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now you made me think about what Plato would do.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

Blow his brains out? With a spear. Or something.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Meanie tease :P

Summer's so far away, sniff.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

If you manage to blow your brains out with a spear, I would be v., v. impressed.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

I've got talents you can't even dream of. Oh yes.

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

OMG! If she's who I think she is (fat chance, I tell ya), then she's a true legend. I've heard a lot about this person and some of it is really amazing.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

LOL! I am totally stealing "Put that in your pipe or somewhere else." Best comeback ever.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Details, damn you!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That depends. I can dream a lot of very weirdass shit.

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

To quote Grissom - "Scared of you."

Come on, hit me. Nothing Plato could do that I can't, hah!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Someone suggested it should be made an icon. I concur.

[cutting-rm-flr.livejournal.com]

She once managed to have cyber sex with me in about 20 seconds. And me? oblivious.

Serious talent right there.

[binglexjells.livejournal.com]

I second this. I just choked on my caffeine-juice coffee reading that.

It is somewhat disturbing, to put it mildly.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Could Plato do Lego!Bush shagging Lego!Blair, hmm?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

At least there wasn't cyber pregnancy. You could've had a little cyber spawn.