The necrophiliac-bestialist closet Nazi-loved serial killer and the perils of aquavit & cola cans

[misscam]

Bwhah!

A wank involving Norway, CSI and cola. And I recognise some of the names involved, oh yes.

You mocked my views on global warming, so I'm going to make you a small-dicked paedophile rapist in my book!

*stares*

Don't worry, Mr. Crowley. Just write your own novel about the global warming denying, necrophiliac-bestialist closet Nazi-loved serial killer Mack Crichton, who happened to lie and cheat his way through Harvard and likes to get gangbanged and "bred" by deformed barnyard animals. Oh, did you hear he was also a late-stage syphilitic who had once participated in a snuff film involving deaf and blind children? In the novel, it's alleged that he's even a secret advisor to a brain-dead, alcoholic political scion who was appointed to the US presidency, if you can possibly imagine that!

I would read that book.

Progress Party member speaks to Parliament after a merry round of aquavit

Ooooh yeah, he was a bit tipsy. (They showed footage on the news.) And of course, this is major news in widdle Norway. Progress Party is all like "OMG PERSECUTION!", Doctors are all like "OMG DRINKING PRESSURE!", other parties are all like "OMG NO RESPECT FOR PARLIAMENT!" and Norwegians are all like "WTF WHERE'S THE SPORT?!"

Meanwhile, this is how depressingly snowless Norway is at the moment.

Sniff. WTF WHERE'S THE SNOW.

In other notes:

- My CSI fic is done and with beta. Huzzah! And I manage to get in a request from each who put one in. Course, now there's the DW one with twice as many requests... Oi.

- I got three awesome packages yesterday. moyawyvern sent me something shinily giftwrapped, so I'll stick it under the tree. Think I know what it is since it had disappeared from my Amazon wishlist, heh. jenbachand sent me the most horrid, horrid Christmas ornament of a Santa in cowboy hat and boots. Bwhaha. I intend to horrify many a poor, unsuspecting Norwegian with it. Oh yeah, and cowboy cards too. miss_andromache sent me Australian animal cookie cutters. Also made of win. Thank you all! I also got cards from lilkittykat_27, chantal87, phdelicious, Kate (I'm afraid I'm not sure what your LJ name is!) and aervir the last few days. I think that's everyone. If I forgot someone, it's only because my brain is made of Swiss cheese.

- Is that wank over the new update page I see? Why yes, I do think so.

Comments

[blue-crystal03.livejournal.com]

Whoah, I can't believe all the fuss about the update page. It's not such a big deal... kinda like the new page myself. After I saw their image and compared it to my update page I got one question though: is the nice little user interface that I always wanted (to choose font size, insert link...) for paid accounts only? So unfair to tease me with that pic.

Keeping my fingers crossed for snow in Norway! I'm hoping for some myself but your chances are probably higher. There's still a few days left. :)

BTW, do you know if my card arrived? The post office was a bit busy and the postage seemed so low. Kept bugging me afterwards if they paid attention or if they told me the wrong number.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, I appear to have it, anyway. *squints* I tend to use Semagic for my LJ updates anyway, so I don't really pay as much attention to that page.

It has to get seriously colder before we can get snow, though. And fast. Sniff.

Your card... I want to say yes, because I think I saw your name on one. But to be safe - what was depicted on the card? Then I can more easily check if I have it.

[blue-crystal03.livejournal.com]

I'm still too fond of typing directly into the online interface to give up waiting for those buttons just yet. ;)

Ah, the weather can take a complete turn in a few hours these days. I'll be holding my breath till the afternoon of the 24th.

Uhm, I think it was a small angel made out of wood. And I drew a bit of spruce on the back.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

As long as there's life, there's hope, as we say in Norway. So fingers crossed for sudden snowfall.

Aaaaah yeah. I got that one last week already, I think. With German Merry Christmas on, right? In any case, thanks!

[blue-crystal03.livejournal.com]

That should be it! Great, glad to know it has indeed reached its destination! :D

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

first coca cola hijacks the holiday spirit and now this? huh. go figure.

and what's this about a snowless norway? the weather has been so bizarre as of late. here, it's about 20 degrees warmer than it should be. it should be COLD outside, but instead it's actually quite pleasant. and christmas is only 11 days away. so much for a white christmas.

have a great evening :o)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We're about ten degrees warmer than we should be - Celcius, that is. Not one flicker of snow on the ground. WOE.

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

How come CSI slash wank makes it onto f_w but all the GSR wank that's been happening since the start of the season hasn't? o_O There's something just weird about that to me. lol.

I want snow too! It felt like spring this past week and it's been weirding me out. T__T

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Obviously, the resident f_wers don't hang at the het boards as much and therefore don't write up wank reports when wank happens.

YES. It feels like spring, only if it was spring, there would be snow here. Melting snow, but snow still.

Waaaah.

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

Oh- no snow and there was a picture of lutefisk...shudder shudder!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It is a Christmas tradition.

[peridot-lines.livejournal.com]

Yay the card arrived! Kate would be me! :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. Thank you, then :)

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked the card, hon. I felt kind of special sending it to Norway. Yes. I would be the dork on your flist, LOL. *hugs*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*has severe aww over you icon*

There are many dorks on my flist. You can be the Norwegian-blooded one ;)

[all_at_once.livejournal.com]

*beams*

*sends you more cuteness*

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

I was quite pleased with the cookie cutters. Australian Geographic did a great job with the random Australian stuff this year. :)

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Wow, the German mail hasn't managed to lose a single one of all the Christmas cards I sent this year so far. I am impressed!