And then, quoth Camilla, "oh bollocks".

[misscam]

QUICK! IT'S THE WANK SIGNAL! TO THE WANKSHELTER! CSI FANDOM HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS!

Lady Heather is returning. Fandom go boom. YTDAW reacts here. Some LH/Grissom fans here. The really-don't-like-Sara crowd here.

This is so gonna get ugly with nasty names used about female characters, isn't it? (Sara or Heather or anyone else.) Oh wait, it's already started. ARGH. It's even starting with the debates on morals and who is more worthy of Grissom's holy wonderworm. And the episode hasn't even aired yet. DOUBLE ARGH. Now it just reminds to see how other ship group reacts. HEY HO TO WANK WE GO.

I need some effing aquavit. Anyone else? I got every beverage under the sun here.

Comments

Heh, a few comments down and already I found this gem...

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Call me a skeptic. I can see no happy i.e. Lady Heather friendly outcome on this one. Well perhaps a paycheck for Melinda, beside I hear she may have better plans in her future.

Also, In one of Jorja's gushy little interviews she rattled off something to the effect that she'd welcome some sort of confrontationi with Lady Heather. To prove she's the better, sexier and more beautiful. Said she felt confident. Of course she does with a staff of writers with nothing better to do than try to convince audiences of such b*llsh*t, May red ants infest their beds.

Bad idea, JF old trout. Remember what the mirror told the Queen when she asked it who was cuter, she or Snow White. And you're no Snow White.
you don't want to stand in front of Grissom within comparing distance of Melinda C. Of course you've got one going for you — a great, big giant thing that even Lady Heather can't whip into shape. — writers doing the bidding of franatic Sarafans.

THEM will be waiting for their roses and contributions to charity when you kill Lady Heather — not your fault, of course. Nothing ever is. the devil made you do it. It's your childhood. The bad thing you've got going is that the TV audience is blind — or deaf for that matter for the most part.

I am sure the writers will have podGrissom look at the two of you and realize you are way prettier and sexier. The audience was just imagining Lady Heather. Who's Lady Heather. He never saw that woman before in his life. And Billy will go on the Early Show next a.m. to say so. He seems to be a pod person himself these days. Definitely earning his paycheck.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I saw that. That would be about the time I lit the wank signal.

So of the hostility to Sara completely boggles my mind. I mean, if one doesn't like her, I can understand getting a bit annoyed at praise for her, but the hostility and nasty shit flung around about her is way, way, way out of any sane propotion.

Not that some of the stuff said about Catherine or LH has thrilled me either.

Though the thought of CSI: Pods does amuse me.

Re: Heh, a few comments down and already I found this gem...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Also:

Fast forward to Leaving Las Vas and HIM not McPouty apologizing for her misery and saying he'd miss her.? Miss her? A normal guy would have added a week to his seminar just to stay away. Oh, and we can't foreget the Big Shave. hee asking does he trust her? For $250,000 a week, of course. He's an actor. He'll do his best to give that impression, even if he looks pretty stupid doing. it.

But we're forgetting one thing. The writers putting this together don't seem to be normal. This goes for CM and Goldfinger too. If they were they'd have some idea of how the human mind and heart really works. Or else they'd research and find out. They wouldn't seem so driven to inflict damage on the best of the best characters Tony Zuiker created.And all ll to build up the stature of the Queen, if you get my drift.

ROFL. Now the writers are batshit? Without human minds and hearts, it seems.

[cedara]

Hoorah! I love her.

BTW, I suspected as such as the finale is said to be titled "The good, the bad and the dominatrix".

Also, I'm not on the board, so I can't read what's linked in the first one.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've forgotten how I felt about LH in all the fandom blah about her. Either she's the Amoral AntiChrist, or the Bring Sexy Back to Sara's AntiChrist and either don't jive with me, thanks. I think I liked her when she first appeared, really.

Yeah, YTDAW is members-only in some section, but I have a lot of members of it on my flist, so I do link to it. Last I looked at the thread, there was 25 pages of a lot of not-happiness, coupled with insults, a few LH likers and barfing smileys.

[csinut214.livejournal.com]

QUICK! IT'S THE WANK SIGNAL! TO THE WANKSHELTER! CSI FANDOM HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS!

For you, Miss Cam:

[siraj.livejournal.com]

You win the internets.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

I loves you. Also, have put it to immidate use.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

put me down for Aquavit, Absinthe, and Guiness. In that order.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Peanuts with?

[falena]

Hahaha. I honestly couldn't care less about LH but watching the CSI fandom reaction is just priceless.

Um, I feel like some Baileys tonight, please.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Coming right up in your special glass.

And yeah, is bound to be another CSI fandom classic.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

It'd be too much to hope it ends in a mudwrestling match between Sara and Lady H, wouldn't it?

*dives into wankshelter*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I was suggesting earlier maybe it should all be solved with an orgy. Maybe a mud orgy.

*puts down soft cushions to land on*

[idreamedmusic.livejournal.com]

Bwah! This season just couldn't sail smoothly, could it?

Now I do like LH, but the timing, oy, she's off. I just hope she won't have anything to do with the MCSK. Other than that, bring it on!
Ya just knew the fandom would go bonkers over this.

Oh, and I'd like a beer, please?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I knew it the moment I heard. I knew the season had gone too smoothly. There just hadn't been enough wank after the big wankimplosion of summer. Something was bound to happen.

Most certainly. German kind?

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

Them wankers. I personally like LH, though I really really detest the fact that her character from S3 was utterly assassinated in S6. WOE. But man, Jorja Fox and Melinda Clarke on the screen at the same time? Yes PLEASE! All that hawtness...♥

But the former title is so crazy-funny it's...XD "When Sara Met Heather"? Talk about creativity.

Do we have beanbag chairs in the wankshelter? *totters off for vodka*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've always said a good orgy solves all your shipping problems.

But of course. And beds too, should it be too scary outside to go out of the wankshelter for a while. Can't trust wank to die before bedtime.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd like all three of them in a bedroom together to um...do some re-enactions or something.

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

I'll drink to that!

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

i just went to a bar yesterday in nyc. obviously, i did not have enough to drink. so something strong, please. really strong.

i remember liking lady heather; she was an interesting character, and she brought out a slightly different side to grissom. so, if written well, a triangle or whatever they're going for could work out nicely, and really will expose different dynamics. if not, good thing the wank shelter is open, there will likely be a BOOM of cyclopean proportions.

starting with the debates on morals and who is more worthy of Grissom's holy wonderworm.

i'm sure the writers are debating that, too. *rolls eyes*

thanks for wanksheltering us :o)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Wankimplosion II: The Domanatrix Strikes Back, anyone?

I've had the Wankshelter reinforced for a potential boom such as this. And also have gotten vodka that is so pure it might be fatal. Help yourself to it.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

I was just waiting, waiting for this to show up on your radar!
I've been watching the YTDaW thread for a day or so and keep telling myself this can only get worse. I mean, considering that this season has been relatively (and I use that word loosely) sane.

Appletini, please.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I noticed it when I was done playing WoW for the day. I realised my first mistake had been not to play longer. Argh.

But yeah, that sanity couldn't last. I was almost thinking fandom was getting boring. Here's my punishment.

Coming right up. I'll keep another one ready for More of the Same to Come, shall I?

[amichandrn.livejournal.com]

I'll be honest. I don't get it. I really don't.

I like Sara. I like Grissom. And I like Lady Heather. Hell, I like almost all of the characters on CSI. I even liked the creepy meat bullet guy who was screwing his daughter. (He was perfectly sleezy and disgusting.)

I propose this. Big CSI orgy. Everyone gets happies. Everyone wins.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I don't know why more people haven't embrace the perfect solution that is orgies.

[ibardicus.livejournal.com]

Its things like this that make me wonder why I still even follow the happenings in the fanwank that is CSI. A GSR flagellist, that's me...mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Ah well...it was bound to happen. As someone said...things were going too smoothly for too long. All that pent up wank was going to be released at some point, and what better trigger for a CSI wankplosion than the return of the dreaded LH...only a hint of Sofia/Grissom innuendo could cause more wank than her.

In the meantime, the actual episode is probably going to be as vague as usual.

Jeez - I need a drink.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Don't even say it! You'll tempt the fates into bringing on something involving Sofia.

The episodes tend to be vague. It's fandom that is crystal clear ballistic.

You've come to the right place for drinking. Would you like to become tipsy, drunk, roaring drunk or droolingly comatose?

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Ah CSI fandom, you are much loco in the cabeza!

I will have a Screaming Orgasm, thanks. (it seemed appropriate! :P)

Guess what? I missed a quest last night at the sunken temple. *facepalm* Stupid thing was marked as complete, but needed to be "handed in" at the altarstone. Oh well.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

DUH. I think I did the exact same thing with the exact same quest when I was about your lvl. Duuuuuuh. Never did go back for it, either.

Screaming Orgasm for you as always, my dear.

Totally missed that

[pclarity.livejournal.com]

You made me spit juice at the wonderworm comment at the end of your post which I previously missed.

Priceless!

But since we're talking about Grissom, wouldn't it be wondercaterpillar? Just askin...

Ugh now I have to drag myself over to YTAW just to spew at that nonsense. It's too funny to miss.

(frozen) Oy vey...

[anybodybutsara.livejournal.com]

I just found out earlier today about LH's return from YTDAW...

It's about to get seriously nasty, I have no doubt...

Mods are already warning posters who have stated they're "GSR, but also like LH" for "post baiting" or whatever...

No one is allowed an opinion other than "Sara!Grissom!OneTrueLove!Canon", apparently...

Ahhh...Gotta lurve the Borg collective, eh?...

Seriusly, do they think TPTB really give a crap about fandom nonsense???...

May I have a MudSlide, please?...[climbs into a hammock]

ABS;)

(frozen) Re: Oy vey...

[hadria.livejournal.com]

"No one is allowed an opinion other than "Sara!Grissom!OneTrueLove!Canon", apparently..."

You're on crack.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I swear to God, if I see one more person claim that saying the writers write Grissom like shit (true) when LH is around is character bashing, I'm going to hemorrhage out of my feet.