Sleep and wank and all that jazz

[misscam]

Why am I awake when feeling this tired? Whyyy?

Oh, right. Because work brings money and money brings shinies. And because brother came in from Trondheim this morning, to stay here for Easter. And because I stayed up a bit late last night first writing*, then watching a new adaption of 4.50 From Paddington and remembering John Hannah is kinda hot. So it is entirely my own fault that all I want is to put cushions on the floor and curl up for a good snooze while everyone else works. Mmm, snooze.

* Like Fireflies, which is turning into a curious beast of half Doctor/Rose, half Rose/Other Men. Hmm. Would be good to finish a story again, though.

Given the choice of sleeping and shagging a really shaggable fellow** right now, I might even choose sleep. Maybe.

**Insert Your Preferred Choice Here

Woke up to see I've missed both CSI and Doctor Who fanwank, and I'm wondering whether or not I'm too tired to attempt to figure out what it's about. I should want to know, Y/N? (I did however spot the IT'S LIKE INCEST, round six hundred gazillion and five of CSI your-ship-sucks-mine-doesn't, though.)

Sometimes I wonder if fandom need a big fight now and then, rather sniping behind flock or on the various exclusive shipper comms. Maybe it would relieve some tension. Then again, maybe it would just create more.

Wankshelter bar is open either way, so get your merry alcohol on if you need. Nothing to cure your HOY FANDOM like HOY ALCOHOL.

Speaking of which, Silmarillion wank. I remember some of the people involved there, oh yes.

Cripes, it's new Doctor Who this weekend already. Wow, time's gone fast.

Finally, a meme I've done once before and seems to be travelling across my flist again:

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Comments

[chaoskiwi.livejournal.com]

you poor thing. its already friday evening here in nz and i feel quite similar. hope you get through the day fast. * tucks you into bed*
greetings from the other end of the world. :-)
chaoskiwi

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Half way there!

Now lunch at work. Mmm, lunch.

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Who the hell are you?" as, sadly, I have no idea what you look like, haha.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Me.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You know, you have a distinct resemblance to a former housemate of mine.

[bloodanna.livejournal.com]

That first picture really needs the text "We're all a little mad here" put on it....

[sonbon71.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Hello, I'm the Doctor - have a jellybaby?"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That sounds terribly naughty in the context of beds.

[glinda-penguin.livejournal.com]

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

I'm in Norway! Excellent...wait...how did I get here...?

[cedara]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Whatever we did last night must have been good. ;-D

[starsong24.livejournal.com]

My first thought would be, "What...the...Hell?"

Followed by, "ARGH person in my bed get OUT of there!"

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Didn't we do this once already?"

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Lol Silmarillion wank.

*headdesk*

Heehehee.

Question- do you mind if I gank the oh-so-wonderful Norweigan tradition of crime stories on Easter? I told my mom about it and she thought it was awesome. I forsee ham and Kay Scarpetta. Wheee!

Heart Norway. Wish my country were that cool :)

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

Oh, and cause I'm not too quick on the uptake.

First thought- "But how did you dispose of my boyfriend's body? No, seriously, I'm really curious."

[evanesce.livejournal.com]

Which is similiar to mine -- "My boyfriend's grown breasts. How peculiar."

(I'm not real quick in the mornings. :D)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Gank away. We're very in the spirit of socialism (democratic) and sharing ;)

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Ng. X. Rd. P."

(sorry, my brain is useless when I first wake up, regardless of the circumstances)

Second thought, however, might be "Company! Oh shit, I hope I wasn't drooling on my pillow..."

[honorh.livejournal.com]

My first thought:

"How the hell did I get to Norway in my sleep?!?"

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

There's something surreal about seeing familiar names and incidents on Fandom Wank...

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"I should probably get a new bed..."

[siraj.livejournal.com]

frankly, if I woke up next to you, three thoughts would cross my mind: "What happened last night?" "How much did I drink?" and "I wonder how much longer I'll have to live before she smites me?"

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

*blinks*

*rubs eyes*

"I knew I shouldn't have had that last whiskey..."

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

I'd be wondering how I wound up in Norway or you wound up in Oklahoma. Then I'd be wondering how long I had to live. Meant with utmost respect, of course. ;)

[littlezink.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Hope she isn't a blanket hog." (You have a good hour before coherent thought would kick in)

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Damn, the cat's being a bed hog again...Wait. Hope she didn't bring lutefisk, or we'll have to deal with the kamikaze kitty."

[anybodybutsara.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

Exactly how much did I drink last night???...

ABS;)

[bloodanna.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

"Well, this is awkward..."
Especially if we're in my bed as it's barely big enough for me. *laughs*