And in a two-for-one special feature - Doctor Who and CSI fandom do a wank tango

[misscam]

So first dw_anon got called on using LJToys, therefore in a roundabout way breaking the whole "IP logging off" deal, and then promptly deleted the account in a fit of wanky fear and/or realisation the fun was over and/or shame and/or amusement at how log it had taken for people to spot it. Speculations abounds to who it was abounds.

Then CSI fandom made it to fandom_wank over personal grudges involving a lot of people I know. Oi.

Who put wank in the water?

The bar is of course open for those wanting a drink.

Comments

[falena]

This is weird. Talk about coincidences. Last night I might have, um, read the whole dw_anon thing, when the first time around I didn't even glance at it...maybe I broke it with my obsessive fangirly ways, somehow?

Thank you for distracting me with wank, otherwise I'd be crying emo tears because my DW download is slower than crippled snails. :(

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I think the solution would be for fandom to all write fic about wanking.

[falena]

Ps: I have watched Four. I shall post thoughts on that.

[myshka23.livejournal.com]

omg, the wank, it kills me. I am staying far away from the finale thread/spoilers. In the current climate, I think it may just save my sanity from wank!attack.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I hope it was very enlightening about fandom, you hatememe killer you.

SO IS MINE WOE.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So not while wanking, like now?

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Depends if they can type one-handed.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's going to be Wankimplosion II: Shipping Duress.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's not hard. It's typing one-footed that is. Or training your cat to type for you.

[falena]

Fandom = high school. That's it, I'm afraid.

Last Saturday by this time I had already watched it.*weeps*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That is not a new lesson, however.

Sniff. And this has wet!Ten and Ten-with-kittens, too.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

As long as there is pr0n.

"Right," said Martha, "you sit here wanking your self-pity and I'll go have a quick fumble in the bathroom."

[falena]

True that, but this time I'm a lot less likely to forget it. The 5000+ comments will drill a concept in your head, oh yes.

And, omg, the CSI wank is practically more of the same shit. Except I know more of the people involved. Which, I just found out, makes it a lot less entertaining because I have this irrational desire of keeping my friends away from this crap.

Yes! And it has more of the brilliant!Martha, or so I hear.

[cincoflex.livejournal.com]

Hmmm--I always did have trouble with the title BNF, because I've always thought there should be two other titles-- WKF (Well-Known Fan) or maybe WRF (Widely-Read Fan) to differentiate among them. I know BNFs who no longer write or create stuff (at least not under their original names), I know WRFs who write, but infrequently, and I know WKF who are all over the board(s) as it were.

Complicated, heehee! But honestly? Wank shines through everywhere, and for a person like me who's tried HARD to avoid spoilers, it's hard not to become a hermit, so I'll just belly on over to the bar and get a Grolsch, please.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

"But Martha," said the Doctor, "what happened to our beautiful wanking handporn?"

[kasuchi]

That's a damn shame that Kay got sucked into it. I am hardcore glad that I've never made fandom_wank and I never intend to. 'Course, no one tries to make f_w, I suppose. Not the sane ones, anyway.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's very hard not to take sides in a wank when it's people you know :( Makes it less teh funneh and more teh headdeskeh. Err.

You haveth spoiled yourself, then? Naughty.

Lets's look at Ten with a kitten some more and maybe the download will be faster.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," she said, "thought you might be getting off on that. Alien perv."

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So BNFhood is like nobility with different titles and some are wankier higher up than others?

The spoilers have made YTDAW titter in more than the spoiler thread, so no one it leaks into everything.

Grolsch coming up.

[falena]

I secretly take sides, but I never act on it because I'm a wimp have a good poker face.

No, not really. But some people puts spoilers even in entry titles and I'm weak. :P

Good idea!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've made f_w. Though not really as the wank-doer, more involved in the wanky situation. Stick around fandom enough and it happens.

I vaguely know Michela too, as well as some of the other names mentioned, so this really is an "oi" wank.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Doctor was hurt and gave her a long, emo look. "I only picked up perving because humans fancy it so much and I have no Time Lords to be asexual with anymore."

[cincoflex.livejournal.com]

we could start new titles I suppose--wouldn't it be an oxymoron to be a BNL(Big Name Lurker)? or maybe a WDQ (Wank Drama Queen)

I want to be a WBR (Wank Bar Regular)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I prefer to leave vague clues to which sides I take, which sometimes is both cos I overdo objective journalism attempts.

I am weaker than you for having read some reaction posts, then. It didn't make the magical fairies bring me the episode faster, though.

I want icons of that picture very fast.

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

I cannot find a Doctor Who download that works probably and am deprived of shiny Ten and Martha (and kittens) *woeface* So I thank you for the distraction of a wank that I can be amused by.