And in a two-for-one special feature - Doctor Who and CSI fandom do a wank tango

[misscam]

So first dw_anon got called on using LJToys, therefore in a roundabout way breaking the whole "IP logging off" deal, and then promptly deleted the account in a fit of wanky fear and/or realisation the fun was over and/or shame and/or amusement at how log it had taken for people to spot it. Speculations abounds to who it was abounds.

Then CSI fandom made it to fandom_wank over personal grudges involving a lot of people I know. Oi.

Who put wank in the water?

The bar is of course open for those wanting a drink.

Comments

[falena]

This is weird. Talk about coincidences. Last night I might have, um, read the whole dw_anon thing, when the first time around I didn't even glance at it...maybe I broke it with my obsessive fangirly ways, somehow?

Thank you for distracting me with wank, otherwise I'd be crying emo tears because my DW download is slower than crippled snails. :(

[falena]

Ps: I have watched Four. I shall post thoughts on that.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I hope it was very enlightening about fandom, you hatememe killer you.

SO IS MINE WOE.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I think the solution would be for fandom to all write fic about wanking.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So not while wanking, like now?

[myshka23.livejournal.com]

omg, the wank, it kills me. I am staying far away from the finale thread/spoilers. In the current climate, I think it may just save my sanity from wank!attack.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's going to be Wankimplosion II: Shipping Duress.

[cincoflex.livejournal.com]

Hmmm--I always did have trouble with the title BNF, because I've always thought there should be two other titles-- WKF (Well-Known Fan) or maybe WRF (Widely-Read Fan) to differentiate among them. I know BNFs who no longer write or create stuff (at least not under their original names), I know WRFs who write, but infrequently, and I know WKF who are all over the board(s) as it were.

Complicated, heehee! But honestly? Wank shines through everywhere, and for a person like me who's tried HARD to avoid spoilers, it's hard not to become a hermit, so I'll just belly on over to the bar and get a Grolsch, please.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So BNFhood is like nobility with different titles and some are wankier higher up than others?

The spoilers have made YTDAW titter in more than the spoiler thread, so no one it leaks into everything.

Grolsch coming up.

[kasuchi]

That's a damn shame that Kay got sucked into it. I am hardcore glad that I've never made fandom_wank and I never intend to. 'Course, no one tries to make f_w, I suppose. Not the sane ones, anyway.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've made f_w. Though not really as the wank-doer, more involved in the wanky situation. Stick around fandom enough and it happens.

I vaguely know Michela too, as well as some of the other names mentioned, so this really is an "oi" wank.

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

I cannot find a Doctor Who download that works probably and am deprived of shiny Ten and Martha (and kittens) *woeface* So I thank you for the distraction of a wank that I can be amused by.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one with troubles, I think.

Amusements are always good for distractions, though.

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

*cracks up madly at icon*

...scattered FAIL.

*dies*

Mmmm, drinks.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It is indeed a f_w classic, that icon.

Alcohol for the hair-raising win.

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I knew you'd pick up on the CSI wank. XDDDD Seriously, I don't even understand how things degenerated that fast. But it was interesting while it was happening.

But it's funny; I think that wank was one of the few not involving shipping wars or slash. Or well, it did sort of involve shipping, but not the war part. Or something. -__-;;

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it until it made f_w, really. And then it was a bit like running a checklist in my head. "Know this person? Check. Know this person? Check. Know the people being talked about? Check."

Good old-fashioned personality clash wank, this.

[csiatlanta.livejournal.com]

So, I’m probably going to lose my future wankbar privileges for this, but here goes. It was me on the Grassy Knoll! Well, I was one of them. :D I know it’s long and might just add to the wank, but this whole thing needed to be cleared up.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1072181.html?view=149269045#t149269045

Thanks and I’ll miss the booze,

Miss Ann

[peridot-lines.livejournal.com]

It would appear there is no way to defend any of this.

This is just, wow.

At this point I'm still going between "lol" and "wut?" so I don't even know what to think.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

f_w is really, really not going to care. I've been in wanks that have reported, and really, serious explanations don't tend to help much. Offering an explanation on the side, while laughing at oneself, might.

Or maybe there just is no good way.

[starsong24.livejournal.com]

*Nurses a pint of cider.*

I'm not going to get involved. I hate stuff like this, and the two weeks of it I had last year were enough to last me a lifetime.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

I'll have a pint of something highly alcoholic, thanks!

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Who the what now? What is this dw_anon wankery of which you speak? *furrows brows and squints in confusion*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You weren't aware of the hatememe going at dw_anon?

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Oi at CSI wank. I couldn't resist commenting a little--I've only really heard of Velocity and never had a problem there, but Michela Ecks I'd heard of lo these many years ago for FF.net wankiness above and beyond the call....

But Ten With Kitten makes up for much that is wrong with the world. A Cosmopolitan with a double shot of vodka would also help.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I remember her from the Voyager fandom, my very first one. What's this ff.net wankiness, then?

Cosmopolitan, heavy on the vodka, coming up.

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

So first dw_anon got called on using LJToys

Is that what happened? I'd wondered why both dw_anon and melata_fic disappeared simultaneously... Then I went back to packing, and totally forgot about it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's what happened, yeah. And melata_fic disappeared at the same time? Hum. Interesting.