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Oct. 13th, 2003 05:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamIt had turned out to be a very interesting day indeed, Jess thought to herself and tried not to die of bliss.
Okay, so she had been kidnapped by homicidal Care Bears who wanted to sacrifice her to the Care Bears God of UnCare and that wasn’t really a good thing. Okay, so she had been tied up with fluffy white rope and would soon be burned at the stake. Neither of these were good things.
But she had in fact been tied up with Legolas and Will Turner and was now sandwiched firmly between the two. She could actually touch Legolas’s bum.
Hey, everyone had to die sometime, so why the smeg not now?
“Miss Fint, are your hands really so firmly tied you have to rest them there?” Legolas said after a moment.
“Um… No?” Jess ventured.
“Ah,” Legolas replied. Another moment passed. “Perhaps you would be as kind as to remove them then.”
“Um... Yeah. Sorry,” Jess muttered. She tried not to look towards the general behind area of Will Turner. Bad Inner Luster, Bad! “I just… You… Great ass, I mean.”
“Do you have many young ladies who act this way around you?” Will Turner asked, wriggling slightly.
“Yes. You?”
“Countless. It seems we both share the fate of Orlando Bloomigits.”
“Aye!” Legolas nodded vigorously. “Perhaps we could have a meeting after escaping and discuss our common problem.”
“I would like that.”
Jess’s Inner Luster had already passed out from all the bliss, but it managed to wake up long enough to imagine Legolas and Will Turner sharing Elven wine under starlight before promptly passing out again.
Figured. She was trapped in a personal fantasy and her Inner Luster bailed out on her.
Somewhere behind her, she could hear the excited chatter of Care Bears. They seemed to be arguing over whom to sacrifice first – her or Aragorn.
“Um, excuse me?” she called out “Could you do me first? I’m all ready to die.”
The chatter fell briefly silent, before resuming in a slightly more amused manner. Or maybe it was slightly more menacing manner. It was hard to tell with Evil!Care Bears.
“You would die for Aragorn?” Legolas asked in a tone she couldn’t quite place.
“Well, better me than him, right? Maybe it would give him time to get rescued. Anyway, I’m ready to die a happy woman.”
And then, a small miracle happened. For the first time ever, Legolas Thranduilion gave her a genuine smile. It was a smile for her, not at her (as was not uncommon when staff watched students learning yet another lesson).
“I would not worry about Aragorn,” Legolas said quietly and gave her a wink. “We are not going to die, any of us. We are just waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” Jess asked, as she watched Legolas unravel the ropes holding him within two seconds. Oh, bugger. She wasn’t going to die a blissful woman after all. They had a plan.
Drat them.
“The opportune moment,” Will Turner replied, and smirked.
Okay, so she had been kidnapped by homicidal Care Bears who wanted to sacrifice her to the Care Bears God of UnCare and that wasn’t really a good thing. Okay, so she had been tied up with fluffy white rope and would soon be burned at the stake. Neither of these were good things.
But she had in fact been tied up with Legolas and Will Turner and was now sandwiched firmly between the two. She could actually touch Legolas’s bum.
Hey, everyone had to die sometime, so why the smeg not now?
“Miss Fint, are your hands really so firmly tied you have to rest them there?” Legolas said after a moment.
“Um… No?” Jess ventured.
“Ah,” Legolas replied. Another moment passed. “Perhaps you would be as kind as to remove them then.”
“Um... Yeah. Sorry,” Jess muttered. She tried not to look towards the general behind area of Will Turner. Bad Inner Luster, Bad! “I just… You… Great ass, I mean.”
“Do you have many young ladies who act this way around you?” Will Turner asked, wriggling slightly.
“Yes. You?”
“Countless. It seems we both share the fate of Orlando Bloomigits.”
“Aye!” Legolas nodded vigorously. “Perhaps we could have a meeting after escaping and discuss our common problem.”
“I would like that.”
Jess’s Inner Luster had already passed out from all the bliss, but it managed to wake up long enough to imagine Legolas and Will Turner sharing Elven wine under starlight before promptly passing out again.
Figured. She was trapped in a personal fantasy and her Inner Luster bailed out on her.
Somewhere behind her, she could hear the excited chatter of Care Bears. They seemed to be arguing over whom to sacrifice first – her or Aragorn.
“Um, excuse me?” she called out “Could you do me first? I’m all ready to die.”
The chatter fell briefly silent, before resuming in a slightly more amused manner. Or maybe it was slightly more menacing manner. It was hard to tell with Evil!Care Bears.
“You would die for Aragorn?” Legolas asked in a tone she couldn’t quite place.
“Well, better me than him, right? Maybe it would give him time to get rescued. Anyway, I’m ready to die a happy woman.”
And then, a small miracle happened. For the first time ever, Legolas Thranduilion gave her a genuine smile. It was a smile for her, not at her (as was not uncommon when staff watched students learning yet another lesson).
“I would not worry about Aragorn,” Legolas said quietly and gave her a wink. “We are not going to die, any of us. We are just waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” Jess asked, as she watched Legolas unravel the ropes holding him within two seconds. Oh, bugger. She wasn’t going to die a blissful woman after all. They had a plan.
Drat them.
“The opportune moment,” Will Turner replied, and smirked.
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Date: 2003-10-12 08:57 pm (UTC)I am trying v. v. v. hard to suppress my Inner Luster at this v. moment.
I am failing.
*squeeeeeeeeee*
I love it!
Date: 2003-10-12 09:42 pm (UTC)Where do you get your ideas, girl? It's frightening, sometimes!
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Date: 2003-10-12 09:56 pm (UTC)This was wonderful, Miss Cam, simply wonderful - Shame on me for forgetting how good your writing can be.
Can't wait for the whole chapter.
Cheers,
Magda
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Date: 2003-10-12 10:02 pm (UTC)oh Legolas and Will Turner - Tushies - Oh my god! aaahhhh
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Date: 2003-10-14 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-12 10:33 pm (UTC)I love it. Mind you, I can see we're going to have to get motoring over at the OFUM list, aren't we? Yeep! Why do these things always happen when I have assignments due?
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Date: 2003-10-13 04:25 am (UTC)Gahya
Date: 2003-10-13 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-13 09:35 am (UTC)Yays Miss Cam! Yet another wonderful great chapter... bit. Can't wait to read the rest. Am trying very hard to not completely die of drooling from Jack Sparrow. *reminds herself she has a b/f* Damn. -_- Finally caught up with my OFUM-reading, at least. ^_^ Anyway, keep up that lovely OFUM-y goodness. *wanders off to be an absentee OFUM post-grad again*
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Date: 2003-10-13 01:33 pm (UTC)*dies*
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Date: 2003-10-13 05:12 pm (UTC)Love it! *squee*
Feather,
Resident Tiara Expert.
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Date: 2003-10-13 05:14 pm (UTC)Gyuh. *drool*
Date: 2003-10-13 09:12 pm (UTC)When did the Powers Above start being so *nice* to the students? Argh. Other girls are going to mob Jess and try to touch her hand.
...I should be writing my paper, as it is past midnight. But geez. Evil.
Re: Gyuh. *drool*
Date: 2003-10-14 07:13 pm (UTC)All in all, I think the Power That Be at OFUM - or in other words, me - balance it out. Lina had her up and downs as well. So do the other students, really, they're just not the focus of the tale, so you don't get to see all their up and downs.