That meme, yes.

[misscam]

Meme going around:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Fandoms: CSI, Doctor Who (new school).

I reserve the right to take a while to do them, since I have a huge flist and you're all capable of high WTF factor. Will not be taking troll requests.

Comments

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Rose and the Doctor have a baby and it makes them completely and finally perfectly happy.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You need to name two more.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Party pooper.

The melancholy and wistful tale of Jack's unrequited passion for the Last Dalek.

CSI: Grissom realises how disgusting his canon relationship is and runs off with a lavender-haired girl with a beautiful singing voice.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He wasn't sure how he would feel when the moment came - he'd had nine months to consider every possible emotion and he had generally considered fear, disbelief and a little awe most likley contenders to form a band - but he had been sure it would be more than one thing.

There wasn't. There was just joy.

Rose, forehead still glistening and strands of hair sticking to her face beaming up at him, and the baby, their baby, already screaming at the world and joy, so much joy he thinks he will die and regenerate from it and come back so mushy fool.

Their baby. Half Time Lord. Already, he can feel it in his mind. Not alone. He's almost forgotten how it feels.

"Are you happy?" Rose asks, her eyes beaming at him that she is.

"Yes," he says, and means it. "Oh, yes."

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Thank you. 'most likely contenders to form a band' is genius.

[un-sedentary.livejournal.com]

OT3: Rose gets pregnant but is not sure if it's Jack's or the Doctor's, and they all agree not to test the baby but raise it as one big loving family with two dads. Jackie gets a little mad when told (not necessarily about the pregnancy, but about Rose's sleeping with two guys and them "taking advantage of her") and slaps Jack because he's within reach. *g*

(Actually, if someone wrote a long one like that, I probably wouldn't be able to help myself and read it XD)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You need to name two more.

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

Sara and Catherine get into a cat fight

Greg Sanders is really the son of Rose and the Doctor

The Ninth Doctor cries over something minor.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There are the sort of truths that only come out after a very, very wet Christmas dinners. The sort that only alcohol can lure out from the depths of supressing minds, and that leaves as its gift your life ever changed.

Greg was getting one of those.

"You what?" he asked again, sure he was hearing wrong.

"Found you on a bik-beach," his mother muttered dreamily. "In Nowway. Just with a note that said 'The Doctov... Doctor'. We diddit know which Docktov. You had such little toesies."

Greg is pretty sure he can feel even his little toesies scream for more alcohol, but he knows he's still going to remember this in the morning.

[phdelicious.livejournal.com]

Okay, see now this is hard cause I can see you writing most anything just for the hell of it. Three options...

Ecklie/Hodges fluff

Brass/Ten baby fic

OT3 (J/R/D) future, happy reunion fic

How's that for choices?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's the Doctor who sees Rose first.

It's Jack Rose sees first, Jack standing in the bright light, always seemingly like he is the sun and the star in the sky is the moth following him. It's Jack Rose screams at with so much joy and life and defiance it feels like an echo of him. It's Jack Rose hugs until bones have to break, or at least get very sore.

It's Jack who talks, who screams at her back, who snogs her wildly enough to draw attention and the Doctor just watches, watches, watches, until Jack points and Rose sees him, her eyes like a sun too, burning him.

He's probably going to get snogged to death by both, he has time to think, finally remembering how to breathe as they both come running at him.

[phdelicious.livejournal.com]

Completely with horrid extended metaphors and everything, nice.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

The Doctor keeps Rose and Martha as his harem of wives, and all are very happy about it and all three are pregnant.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Didn't you already write the companion harem fic?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You need to name two more :P

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Err....

Doctor/Jack where they both cry about the perfection of their love.

NC-17 Doctor/TARDIS

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He always feels the TARDIS.

When away from her, like a low buzz in his blood, reminding him who he belongs to. When riding her through time, like a triumphant symphony blazing through his head. When repairing her, like a cat, stretching into his touch. When sleeping, like a lover, taking possession.

His mind has no secret from her. Nor his skin. She knows as it as if she's kissed every part of it, and perhaps she has, in the way she knows. She doesn't need to fuck him to be the only one who's had him and keep having him, over and over and over till death do them part.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

FTW!

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

You have scarred me for life just suggesting that, you know. *goes off to do this with Sims*

Oh, wait, I think I already have</strike

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You sicko.

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

you're all capable of high WTF factor.
*looks around* who, us? no, never!

wow, some of these are hilarious. particularly all the baby!fic ones.

let's see if i can come up with something quasi-sane...

hodges (or maybe greg) meets dalek-khan or whatever the name of the last dalek is. i imagine hilarity will ensue, but whatever you find fit.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Need to name two more.

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

oh! oops. sorry.

continuing with the x meets y idea, lindsay meets one of the farting aliens (i can't recall their name).

things go wonky and the doctor gets stuck in the tardis with jack and a wildly enamored shakespere [because, you know, 57 academics just punched the air :o)]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There were dates Lindsey knew was a bad idea from the start. Ugly guy, crabby guy or guy-with-sucky-car, all those she knew the signals of well enough. Sometimes she went on those dates anyway, because hey, drinks bought were drinks bought.

This was not one of those dates. It wasn't a bad idea. It was beyond that.

It started unpromising enough with a fat guy, continued with a constant farting issue, went on with weird talk about how she smelled and had no culminated in what appeared to be an alien. Only it wasn't Mr. Spcok (who was shaggable enough) but Mr. Spock's Giant Boogy. The Green Sneeze from Outer Space.

"Ragnaveik Slitheen," the alien says. "Um. Sorry."

Her mother would probably tell her that's what she got from barging into the men's room, Lindsey considers. But really, she wasn't expecting a date who had to take off a human suit to have a leak!

"Hey," Lindsey says a bit weakly. "Um. Nice to meet you. So... Um. Castro's next? They have very good Earth beer."

Drinks bought were drinks bought, after all.

[un-sedentary.livejournal.com]

Actually, here's a better suggestion, as the previous wasn't WTF enough on the scale. Dalek lurve! *points to icon*

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Just because I saw your prompts for the Rose-Martha ficathon and I'm terribly evil . . .

Rose/Martha femslash.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You need to name two more.

[mickat24.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm *taps fingers together evilly*

1)Eight/Nine slash
2)Eight/Jack/Martha
3)And on the baby theme: Rose is pregnant with a previous Doctor's baby (preferably Eight, but that's up to you), but still living and traveling with the Doctor we know and love (can be Nine or Ten, your choice).

Ehehehehe.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Doctor has gotten used to meeting himself, after a fashion. After all, there are so much brilliant to see he sometimes end up seeing it twice. At the same time.

But this one is different.

He knows it's a future incarnation of himself the moment he sees - he remembers his past, after all, and the headache of time paradox happening is quite distinctive. This is not a past self. This is the future (ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth?), and the future is looking at him with hurt, anger, despair and something almost like hate.

What has he done to end up there?

"You," says the future him, a statement, not an accusation. This must be Nine, then. The first change now ahead. His change. His pain to cause.

They look at each other for a while, until he steps forward and kisses the future, because it's comfort, because he is warm and the other seem so cold, because sometimes all you have is yourself.

[crackpig.livejournal.com]

Will not be taking troll requests.

...bugger.

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

I'm probably too late for this one, but it's fun to come up with ideas anyway.

-- a big flowery Doctor Who/LotR crossover. Ten is a Tenth Walker (ironically enough) and proceeds not only to render the original characters obsolete at all crucial plot points, but shags each and every one of them along the way.

-- the Doctor becomes infected with an evil alien virus that creates an irresistible urge to go around shagging all major world politicians. Bonus points for dictators and Republicans.

-- anything that involves a blatant self insert wherein the whole story does nothing but wax poetic about your own perfection and devotes multiple chapters to descriptions of all of the ways your object of lust finds you irresistible.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Being President of the United States of America was a job that never had a day alike, George Bush had learned around the fifth year when he'd started composing lines for his memoairs. (That was a good one, he'd decided.) But there was different, and there was different.

Being bent over the Oval Office desk and shagged out of his mind by an self-confessed alien (from Gallifey, was it?) was definitely of the latter. Particulary since George was a proper non-men lusting man, but perhaps he could say aliens didn't count.

Yeah, he could go with that. After all, that was what Tony Blair and Jaques Chirac had assured him.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

You are *brilliant*.

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

Sad thing is, I would totally read and probably enjoy the hell out of that story. Nicely done!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Not really WTF... I think, but still things I think you wouldn't write.

Doctor Who/CSI crossover where Grissom ends up as a companion.

Rose meets the Doctor of the new world she's on.

Too much wine, a fresh corpse and two CSIs of your choice. Must use the word Elephant gun.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It was a bad idea to shag your colleague, Catherine knew. It was an even worse idea to do it after two bottles of wine. It was an even worser (was that even a word?) idea to decide to do it in the morgue, even if it was the only place that was properly chilled in the chockingly hot Nevada summer. But it was the worstest idea of all, she had to decided, to get creative in the dirty talking department when quite, quite drunk.

"Warrcik..." she tried again, but he merely continued to laugh at her. "Come on, honey. I was only trying to encourage you."

"With 'Come on you big hunter, load up that elephant gun'?!"

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

CSI:
Brass and Sophia realise their mutual interest for each other.

Sara is emo and gets drunk with Greg. Greg tells Sara his deepest secrets and how he would like to be a painter.


Doctor Who:
Dalek/Rose.



♥

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

This looks like fun!

1. The TARDIS has another one of her random whims and transports her occupants to Azeroth. (WoWfic, baby! Scary, innit?)

2. Jackie is pregnant with the Doctor's baby.

3. The Face of Boe is pregnant with/has given birth to the Doctor's baby. (You are not alone! *snickers childishly*)

Also, I am going to steal this meme, ys.

[falena]

Is it too late to play?

1. CSI: Sara's actually Grissom long lost little sister.

2. Grey's Anatomy: Bailey has a one night stand with McDreamy.

3. Doctor Who/Rome crossover: The Doctor (Nine or Ten, whomever you prefer) takes Pullo and Vorenus as companions. Martha or Rose could be on the TARDIS too, I guess.

[falena]

Grissom's sister, obviously.

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I've been having fun with this on other friends' LJs. So...

1. Two/Nine mpreg (you get to choose which one is pregnant).

2. Jack/Shakespeare BDSM with Martha as voyeur/reward for the victor

3. The Doctor finds out that Jack is his and Rose's son.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Hope it's not too late to play!

1) Pre-series Nine goes to the Tolkienverse and saves the dying Boromir, who becomes a companion.

2) Gallifrey wasn't destroyed; it was almost destroyed, and the Time Lords are playing dead to everyone. Including the Doctor.

3) The Doctor's granddaughter, Susan Foreman, fell in love with a human named David Campbell in the 22nd century. Allowing for temporal twists and anomalies, and the fact that the TARDIS can go to any world, including fictional ones, which character or characters from which fandom became their descendant(s), and how does the Doctor find out?

[myhobbitpippin.livejournal.com]

1) Martha/Captain Jack Smut. Because it seems like it'd be fun.

2) The Doctor drunk in the TARDIS singing Johnny Cash

3) The Doctor visiting Seattle Grace Hospital.

I thought of #2 when I was driving in the car listening to "Give my love to Rose" XD