One of those most-what-you-want memes
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misscamAs it says on the tin - post what you want. Opinions, thoughts, fears, pet peeves, love you wouldn't otherwise own up to, dislike you wouldn't otherwise own up to, crushes, random snippets of pornfic, guilty pleasures, men that are totally hot, blah blah. Post anon, post signed in, whatever's your poison. IP logging is off, LJToys not in use.
Only thing I will delete is bashing, as it's lame.
Only thing I will delete is bashing, as it's lame.
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Date: 2007-05-08 10:15 am (UTC)Um... The Martha/Doctor bashing from fangirls who would sell their souls to get Rose back is getting a bit much for me. Why can't they just accept Martha? She's a great person and a great companion.
I'm all hyped about Captain Jack coming back. That's the biggest DW thing I'm looking forward to this year. :D
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Date: 2007-05-08 12:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 09:59 am (UTC)I do get people friending me without commenting then and there, which is fine. But is nice to have a "Hi!" at one point :P
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Date: 2007-05-09 10:11 am (UTC)That is because you're awesome.
BODYSWAP FIC 4 U
Date: 2007-05-08 01:00 pm (UTC)Martha jumped guiltily and looked round to see her watching herself from the doorway. Or rather, the Doctor. Blimey, this was confusing.
She tucked his shirt back into his trousers and blushed. "Sorry. I was just... umm..."
"Honestly," he sighed, "you humans. Two hearts, respiratory bypass, fantastic cerebral cortex, three extra senses, lightening reflexes and what do you do with it? Stare at my cock."
"I didn't mean to!"
"What about your medical detachment? I'm sure you must have seen one before. Isn't that why you lot invented the internet?"
"Fine," she said, "I'll admit it. I wanted to see if it looked alien."
The Doctor raised an eyebrow, which surprised Martha because she didn't think her eyebrows could do that. "So it's okay if I have a look in your knickers to check if your reproductive organs look human?" He reached for the zip on her jeans.
"Don't you dare!"
"Can I look at your breasts?"
"Do you have to?"
The Doctor glanced downwards. "It's quite hard not to. They're very... there."
"Same with your... you know."
"Is that a medical term?"
"Penis. There, I said it. Penis penis penis."
"And does it look alien?"
"No," said Martha, not bothering to hide her disappointment.
Either it was the new senses or this body had a really good imagination to go with it, but she'd swear his she could see his ego flinch.
"Well," he said, defensive, "there's only so many things it could look like. I think it's nice. It gets the job done."
"I didn't say it wasn't nice, I just said it didn't look alien."
"So at least next time we're about to die you won't get distracted wondering what's in my trousers."
"I never do that!" she lied. "Anyway, I thought you liked my curisoity."
He leans against the doorframe with a sigh. "I don't mind. Really. I don't have -" He paused. "Hmm. Must be cultural rather than biological. Funny how having someone else's brain can make things suddenly obvious."
"You don't have..?"
"Hang-ups. Not about that." He gave her an offended look. "I'm a Time Lord, Martha, I've got a unique understanding of the underlying fabric of the universe itself. Time and space and injustice and burnt toast. You think I'd waste the effort of worrying about whether you've seen my cock?" He squinted at her. "Blimey, I've got a nice arse."
"It's all bones and skin," said Martha, spitefully. "Your whole body is. It's like being broom handle that someone's wrapped in a white plastic bag. And it's too cold."
"Lower body temperature. Do you see me complaining about this sauna you call a body?"
"And your hearts, how do you sleep with all that racket?"
"At least I don't expel my womb lining every lunar cycle."
Martha looked down at her... his stomach. "You've got a womb?" She poked at his/her abdomen.
"Course I haven't!"
"You're an alien! How do I know you don't have a womb? Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be fixing this?"
He stared at his feet. Or at least tried to, but Martha's breasts were indeed very much there. "I got a bit..."
"A bit?"
"I can't hear her," he said, as though it were obvious.
"Who?"
"Her." He touched the wall carefully.
"Oh."
"So it's a bit difficult. You know. Poking around inside a woman without knowing whether she likes it."
"You've got a filthy mind."
"Excuse me, Martha Jones, it's your filthy mind. You're the one with the hormonal overload."
She shrugged. "You're ovulating."
"I know. I keep thinking about sex and babies and knitting."
"Knitting?"
"That's what I've been thinking about to avoid getting distracted by all the sex. I've mentally knitted three jumpers and a balaclava."
"Oh, and your body doesn't go in for that sort of thing."
"No, it doesn't."
"This begs to differ," she said, pointing downwards.
The Doctor stared. Finally he said, "Right, I'm going to go get us back in our own bodies before we end up having sex."
"You do that."
"Just don't... touch anything."
"What about poking the TARDIS?"
"If you get a sudden splitting headache then I've connected the wrong wires."
"Right," she said. "Thanks. Oh, and Doctor?"
"Yeah?"
"Nice tits."
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Date: 2007-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)"I'm a Time Lord, Martha, I've got a unique understanding of the underlying fabric of the universe itself. Time and space and injustice and burnt toast. You think I'd waste the effort of worrying about whether you've seen my cock?" He squinted at her. "Blimey, I've got a nice arse."
Can't... breathe...
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Date: 2007-05-09 10:00 am (UTC)Do I owe you fic now?
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Date: 2007-05-09 10:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 01:01 pm (UTC)Except for the bit where I'm currently fangirling an economist. (Professor Ross Garnaut, architect of Australia's most significant trade reforms, wrote the case against the Australia-US Free Trade Agreement and now in charge of conducting Australia's version of the Stern report. I may need to get out of Canberra.)
And I normally hate spoilers but the imminent return of Captain Jack makes me so damn happy I could cry.
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Date: 2007-05-08 01:33 pm (UTC)Have you seen the Grey's that's for the spinoff? They had hotboy (tm) for a receptionist & he takes off his shirt at lunch time to go surfing, and all the women sit & watch him wax his board. All tight abs & yummy goodness.
And my guilty pleasure is BBC's Cash in the Attic. I can't stand the US version, but I'll watch it all day on BBC America if they're having a marathon. :)
And I finished my last final towards my degree last night!!!! So excited that graduation is Friday. :D
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 02:05 pm (UTC)I want my husband to stop having headaches half the week.
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 04:16 pm (UTC)I do it. When I want
pity you don't comment me, and, the same, I understand nothing in your Doctor Who, Martha and other personages
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Date: 2007-05-09 10:02 am (UTC)remind...
Date: 2007-05-09 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 10:02 am (UTC)If you want.
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Date: 2007-05-09 07:41 pm (UTC)This was so very, very wrong. But then, that thought had gone through her head so many times these past weeks that it hardly registered any more.
The again, this was...wronger...than anything they'd ever done...
Her sister's hand rubbed almost violently between her legs, and she gasped, burying her face in long, tangled hair and pale skin. She pressed frantic kisses against her beloved sister's neck.
Pleasure went through her suddenly, and it was nothing she'd ever felt before.
And she fell back against the couch.
And her sister collapsed onto her.
And Oni suddenly knew how very wrong it was that they'd just done.
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Date: 2007-05-08 05:39 pm (UTC)Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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Date: 2007-05-09 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 05:57 pm (UTC)I guess it's not fandom's fault I'm lame, though.
Anyway, I hope the wankshelter is open. I need a drink.
ps: I owe you an e. I'll write you as soon as I get my general squee mood back.
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Date: 2007-05-08 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-08 11:11 pm (UTC)Thoughts and fears
Date: 2007-05-08 11:17 pm (UTC)impendingwedding. My friend who was going to marry my fiance and I had made a scheduling snafu and now it's become nearly impossible to find someone who can do a civil ceremony at my parent's house for our day. I'm actually considering guilt-tripping my friend hardcore to get her to do this anyway. (She'll be coming back home from NYC the day of the rehearsal dinner. Tempted to see what it'd take to get her to my place early the next day for the wedding...)All of this stress is making me feel sickly and has given me a headache. Don't like that at all.
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Date: 2007-05-08 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 07:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 01:11 am (UTC)I am madly in love with a guy who's been with his current girlfriend (his ONLY girlfriend) for eight years, since they were 14.
He is also in love with me.
I really, really want them to break up, not so that we can be together (we already are, despite everything) but so that he can start living his grown-up life... you know, the one where you meet other grown-ups and allow your life to move forward instead of completely stagnating.
Anyway. Wow, that feels better. Thanks, dear Miss Cam (and if YOU AND ONLY YOU want to know who this is, reply thusly and I will IM you). ^_^