Reactions to the CSI season finale, part the first...

[misscam]

Spoilers for the CSI season finale, obviously.

A theory that didn't quite happen:
I think Sarh will die, it's just a matter of how it will happen and why will it be surprising. Personally, I think she'll kill herself because in some way she is connected to the MK. Also (This is also probably pure coincidence but look at her full name, Sarah Cidal. What does that ryhme with? Suicidal. I know the last name spelling is probably wrong but I hope it is understandable.)

What life should she spend, then?:
So Grissom's finally said what he had to say, and so everyone knows it, and Greg doesn't even get a chance to do something... Well I'm glad that Sara's still alive, but NOOOO she mustn't spend this life with Grissom! And why the hell does Greg get so little screen time? TPTB want us to be angry, I suppose - or they just don't care.

A uniting cause for all faiths and non-belivers?:
NOOOOOO!!! Dear Lord, please have mercy on Jorja Fox...please, everyone; Atheist, Agnostic, Jewish, Muslim, Scientologist, Buddhist, Hindu, Catholic, and others-- pray every night for her to return permanently...

FEEL MY CAPS LOCK WOE:
OMFG!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THEY "TBC..." US!! THEY CANT DO THAT!! WE DIDNT GET NE CLOSER THAN THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON!! YEA THEY GOT NATALIE BUT WUT ABOUT SARA?????!!!!! I AM SOOO NOT IN TO THIS!!!!!!!! I MEAN IF THIS IS THE END OF SARA, OF GSR, AND DA MCSK THEN DAT WAS JUS UNSATISFYING!!! I CANT WAIT 4 MONTHS!! *SERIOUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW*

Sara can't die. Not until she's shagged the right guy, anyway:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Sara can't die!!!!!!! She has to be with Nick....Did anyone else see the LOOK that nick gave Grissome, when he said that she is takeing away the person that he loves. Like he did to her.....I wanted Nick to say soooo bad.That he is in love with Sara... ( crys some more )

HULK SMASH:
when grissom rubbed sara's arm...i really looked like the incredible hulk and eee...*shudders* its disgusting....lets just pretend it is greg...then ill be ok well b4 sara get abducted....she's mostly not on screen...n so do greg...well i think they both were not on screen cuzz they did something bad maybe

Jorja the Unholy. You heard it here first:
Jorja really screwed them, I think. I wonder how everyone there feels about their little princess now.
For the love of all things holy, let her go already!

Maybe God's too busy enjoying touching!porn:
I've been a Gil fan for so long and to see this sort of thing makes me embarrassed to watch - both for Gil and Billy. Gil touching her at the crime scene? God help me. They shouldn't even be working on the same cases together if that's the case. Supervisor in a relationship with a unstable underling? Talk about a conflict of interest!

Bond. Grissom Bond:
For one thing, although Jorja does have a passionate fan base, I'm not sure anymore it's as huge as GSR fans have led us to believe. But going over the top with this relationship refuses to take into account the millions of women for whom Grissom is the ultimate fantasy man. We like to see him have occasional encounters with beautiful, sexy women. Who wants to fantasize being gloomy Sara Sidle?

Swollen ego, small heart, no brains, Billy-eating-habits and backing from a cult - It's the New Adventures of Darth Jorja! (from the same link as above):
I am also thinking that Jorja, bless her little heart, has indeed developed a swollen ego thanks to GSR and the cult. Now she may believe that she's actually important and that she can bully CBS or TPTB. She has seemed to me to sort of feed off of Billy - not literally, exactly, but in many ways. When he used his power to insist on a new ending for TGTBATD, Jorja may have "thought," "Ah ha! If he can do that and get a rewrite, maybe I'll try it." So she pulled this stunt, believing that she is equal to him.
We know from countless interviews and her own admission that she's not exactly sharp; she didn't even finish high school, did she?
I think she needs better management anyway and someone to guide her and do her thinking for her. I'd be happy to do it.

And of course:
Petition!
Petition Again!

To Be Continued...

Oh, fandom.

In other notes:
- Yes, I haven't written on fics. I wrote a bit on all top three voting choices, aren't I nice? Now I just gotta finish them. Oops.
- I haven't actually managed to watch 42 yet. FOR SHAME.
- Hiss at the Pope. HISS.
- Why am I getting lesbian porn spam on one of my fanfics?
- WoW wank that makes me laugh and laugh.
- Rather awesome little thing about residents of an asylum centre organising 17th of May celebrations for a local town.
- I play far too much WoW. And now Blizzard has announced making Starcraft 2. They really want to own my soul, don't they?

Comments

[yattara.livejournal.com]

For someone who never finished high school she sure is making more money than that poster? Envy much? ;)

Apart from that, I don't care and I need a drink. CSI has a whacky fanbase.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The bar is open. What would you like?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I don't like the Pope anyway *double HISS!*

And the porn spam... well, at least I'll have something to giggle about during work now.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I don't much care for him myself, but that's another story.

Of all the stories to spam me with porn spam, it had to be one actually without sex, didn't it?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see the Pope and Fred Phelps in a street fight though. That'd be hilarious. We could sell tickets and popcorn.

Isn't that one of Sauron's Laws Of Evil? Number 378 or something? "If it does not involve sex, post spam porn comments" or something to that effect...

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

- I haven't actually managed to watch 42 yet. FOR SHAME.

Me neither. In fact, I forgot about it til this morning. I SHARE YOUR SHAME. (But damn, we showed Levixus, didn't we? :D)

*goes back to finalising Teaching placement preferences*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, we did! :P And also I did Botanica a bit later in the evening and no one in the group was a Scryer, so I won greed rolls for two Arcane Tomes for you. And also I got some signets. I didn't send them in the mail because I had to go to bed at once right after, but they'll be coming. Hurrah.

Last hour of work, whee.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

I won greed rolls for two Arcane Tomes for you.

OMG, I loves you. But you knew that. ;)

Funny I have never seen a fel armament drop--and I do kill loads of demons.

Have done my preferences, yay! Just have to do the interview now (when they become available again, grrr.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They drop more often in instances. (Fel armaments drop in shahowlab, for instance.) I think I've handed in about 19 of those, IIRC. The dust is still in my bank, anyway. (Saving for exalted, baby.)

Interview, huh? Well, fingers crossed for when the time comes.

My shaman is now lvl 23.

[moyawyvern.livejournal.com]

To quote a phrase from my childhood, these people need to take a chill pill. I may love my tv and all, but I do realize that it is just tv. The world is not ending is Sara lives or dies. I vote for lives, but that is just me.

And apparently spelling goes right out the window when you are pissed about something. Of course, my biggest pet peeve is when they misspell the character's names. Sarah Cidal? Give me a break now.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've seen worse spellings, sad as that is.

TV rules everything. Clearly.

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

She has seemed to me to sort of feed off of Billy - not literally, exactly

I love that they felt the need to clarify that.

These people amuse me so.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Zombie!Jorja.

Do you think she has any good Grissom recepies to suggest?

[klose.livejournal.com]

- Rather awesome little thing about residents of an asylum centre organising 17th of May celebrations for a local town.
That was rather awesome, indeed. Thank you for linking to the article, it actually made me feel a little warm and fuzzy inside.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:) Nice to know humanity doesn't always suck, isn't it?

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

I'm so in my crazy fangirling mode that I couldn't care less for the wank. lolol. *points at icon*

But really, I don't get why Jorja fans are so afraid that she might decide to leave. I mean yeah, I get that they'll be upset for not being able to see her on the show again, but I'd think her fans would eventually support her decision and be happy for her. Geez. I'd squee if Marg leaves. I've been hoping for that for two years. lol.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* So bribe you with eyecandy, and all your annoyances go away? :P

Well, there is an issue of wanting to leave versus being forced to, I think. And also character being killed off brings much angsting. I think a lot might prefer she leave when WP does. But I'm not particulary an actor fan in CSI fandom, so I can't really say.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

I love that you manage to find the most wanktastic that there is to offer. I laugh at just the blurbs, I don't even need to click on the link!

And I am now addicted to mojitos.

For real.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I try to find the most amusing blurbs. Journalist in me, I suppose. The posts linked to are sometimes seriously on the tl;dr side. But can be amusing reads.

OHNOES?

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Oh Noes is right. Between RL and then wankshelters, I am getting completely addicted! Hee!

And some people are seriously insane. How have we not figured that out by now?

*sigh*

At least it will make for an interesting summer.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Better addicted than wanky ;)

We have figured it out. We just hide from the truth because it's batshit.

Interesting is one word for it.

[cedara]

You always find the best wank! :-D

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaand we're off! :D The wank season's finally started and this is probably just the prologue in a long summer of wank this year. ILU for finding all this wank. ♥

What makes me laugh is that people still don't know how to spell the character's names. Will those spawn new lizards for OFUCSI?

*totters into the wank shelter for a vodka*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Slice of lime to go with?

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

It's gonna be a long, long summer. Though the opportunity to give the stupid people a smack upside the head with a clue-by-four may make it more tolerable.

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

please, everyone; Atheist, Agnostic, Jewish, Muslim, Scientologist, Buddhist, Hindu, Catholic, and others-- pray every night for her to return permanently...

well, now. there's the common cause we've all been waiting for. you know you want to pray for her return. don't make jorja fox weep.

lesbian porn spam? wow.

the wank-shelter is open, right? because i could use a couple shots to blur my memory of this wacky wank. in the meantime, have a great week :o)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Wankshelter is 24/7 stop-by booze opportunities.

[slm4gsr.livejournal.com]

Oy vey.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Who wants to fantasize being gloomy Sara Sidle?

-raises hand-


You know... intelligence =/= finishing high school.


♥

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

What boggles my mind is that these people who present themselves as OMG!biggestfansever! can't even correctly spell the names of a) the characters and b) the actors portraying said characters.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

True fans ascend spelling matters.

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Oh man. CSI totally brings out the wank in people. There's a little more religious zeal in this lot than I've seen for a while... they're really starting to freak me out.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

LOL Hulk Smash. That image just... I don't even know. Made my day, somehow.

This fandom is a damn minefield. Have you got any of those coconut drinks with the umbrellas back there?