And as the Harry Potter Wankalypse draws nearer...

[misscam]

What would it take for your fandom(s) to top that? What could happen in the show/book/anime/band/etc that would cause wankery to go all the way and be known as the most supreme ever? Come on, you can think of something. Be creative.

I dare you.

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[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who getting cancelled again. By Russell T Davies, who has decided if he can't be boss, no-one can.

And, before it vanishes off-air, having a series finale where the Doctor out and out declares his love for someone. Who isn't Rose. Whilst in bed with them.

And it's the Master. And Martha as well. And she looks notably pregnant.

And the very last scene is a rocks fall everyone dies ending, thus killing off the possibility of spin-off media, or another restarting. (At least for a decade or so).

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now, now. I can top that. Imagine the wank if the finale is the Doctor in bed with RTD.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You have a sick, twisted mind.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, I try :P

[katiegsr.livejournal.com]

I'm just scared for the fall out from this book I think I might construct a shelter and live there forever after the 21st!

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who is definitely the series getting cancelled, with the Doctor eloping to Utah with Reinette, Martha, Jack and the Master to get married but not before having a five minute monologue about how much he really really did not love Rose, ever and he is pregnant with the Masters baby.

The West Wing is a bit harder but, wait I know. Josh dumps Donna in favour of a hot foursome with Mandy, Amy and Cliff Calley while Sam, Toby and Jed run off in to the sunset together and CJ becomes a stay at home mum with bad hair.

[falena]

Skipping Who because you and drakyndra just scarred me for life.

CSI: Sara is dead. Grissom killed her after he realised she had kept him drugged for the past season. Then Grissom runs off with Lady Heather, even though Catherine has come out and declared her undying love for him and begged him to stay.

Um, I just realised all the other shows I really am into are all cancelled. Dead. That's so sad. Not many wank possibilities there.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pats* My Wankshelter is always open.

I'm one of the few not caring that much about the HP books, so I will just mostly snigger at the wank, I think.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*misses the Daleks*

Was West Wing fandom much wanky? I only glanced at the show now and then and didn't follow fandom at all.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Haha.

Grissom should be revealed to be Ecklie's son first, I think. *nods sagely*

Oh, and have I mentioned I watched the first series of Dead Like Me?

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

::snort:: I honestly don't think Buffy fandom could top the rape-attempt-and-subsequent-ensouling wank.

[princess-dexter.livejournal.com]

*scarred for life*

[falena]

You didn't!
You liked it, didn't you? It's awesome. George is the poster girl for cynicism. I have Season 2, I could burn you a copy while you're here.

You got my comment about Rome? Well, it was mostly a confirmation that's all set.

[katiegsr.livejournal.com]

*grabs her pillow and blanky*

Hee; I guess its the fact that HP is one of the book series that I have been reading for years and all I want is to find out what the hell happens in the end.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have only heard vague tales of that, but sounds scary enough, oh yes.

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

Uh... Kyou Kara Maou is complete animewise, and I will not speak of the novels because they have traumatised me for LIFE (plus hardly any of them are translated yet, so most of the fandom's anime-based anyhow) buut... Yuuri and Wolfram breaking their engagement. With bonus het on Yuuri's side. (Although I'm not sure of a wankopalypse so much as a unified "we haet the creator, go die!". Plus, we're too small to steal HP's crown.)

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

I'm skipping Doctor Who also, because just about anything I could come up with has probably already happened on the show, and because I can't think after reading those posts.

Firefly, however... Fox revives the show and throws millions at it. All the original cast are signed on, the critics are waiting with pens poised, and the fans are practically eating themselves with anticipation. There's just one change - it's not going to be directed by Joss Whedon.

It's going to be directed by George Lucas.

The fallout would probably begin before they started making episodes again.

[falena]

It's pathetic, but I'd watch all the same. I'd do anything to have more Firefly.

*hates Fox with the heat of a thousand suns*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I did. :P

Yeah, I liked it. Not sure I will ever be a total fangirl of it, but it was funny and different, so :)

Yes, I did. I'm just slow and easily distracted :P So do you want me to send some money, or what?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll probably read it eventually to know what happens myself - don't kill Neville! - but there are other books I'd rather have. *eyes A Song of Ice and Fire*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yuuri and Wolfram are both boys or both girls?

Bringing het into percieved or actual slash does seem to spark some... Interesting reactions, as it were. See Supernaural, wankery in.

[falena]

It's kind of like a comfort show for me. If I'm down, or bored or just needing a bit of distraction I just pop in the DVD and watch a couple episodes. Never fail to cheer me up.

Nope. I'm just keeping you posted. That's all.
Next step: calling up the Tarquinia museum/archaeological site and see about tickets and stuff. Would you be interested in a guided tour, if it were feasible?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

"Mara, I am your father?"

(I picked a name I think belong to Firefly - I don't know any characters therein, heh.)

I finally saw the last of the newest Star Wars movies and spent most of it wanting to smack Anakin. He's ruined Darth Vader for me now.

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I probably would too. *curses Fox into oblivion* Beautiful icon, by the way.

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

I won't touch Revenge of the Sith with a ten-foot pole. All I really need to know is that Anakin gets his legs burnt off by lava. Everything else is just filler. (I think by 'Mara' you mean 'Inara', but you were pretty close.)