Who would do who in a Doctor Who/BSG crossover and why pasta is like wanking

[misscam]

(Friday evening conversation - the participants are actually not drunk. Honest! Frank sexual language within.)

misscam I can't write Baltar, I think. He's hard
falena84 yeah
misscam Baltar/Martha would be funny, though
falena84 oooh, how come you thought of that?
misscam someone asked me what I'd do with a sequel to my crossover
misscam which would have Martha as the companion, given the timeline. And thus, Baltar/Martha popped into my head
falena84 hehehe, am having problems visualising it...but I had quite an interesting idea about Baltar, Six and Captain Jack
misscam oh dear
misscam lol
misscam I see you've given thought to DW/BSG cross-pairings
falena84 it's just that I imagined Six trying to preach to Jack...while Jack trying to get in her pants...and Baltar caught in the crossfire, squirming as usual and trying to get in on the action
misscam and getting sandwiched between the two?
falena84 that too
falena84 am laughing too much
misscam now, now, this is SRS conversation
misscam Donna, Donna... who would Donna do?
falena84 Tigh!
falena84 *pictures*
falena84 *dies*
misscam poor Tigh, he'd get manhandled like whoa
falena84 he'd like it like whoa
falena84 remember the way Ellen had him wrapped around her little finger?
misscam point, point
misscam but surely Donna would also go for some young boytoy?
falena84 Lee/Donna ftw!
misscam that would be like a trainwreck I'd enjoy watching
falena84 omg, yes!
falena84 haha
falena84 somebody else....
falena84 this is too fun
misscam Mickey?
falena84 Gaeta/Mickey boyslash!
misscam pretty boys made to suffer!
misscam yes!
falena84 yes!!!
falena84 hahahaha
misscam of course, the Doctor would be in an OT3 with Bill and Laura
misscam I'm just stating this for the record
misscam the Master....*ponders*
falena84 but surely he should give Kara a bit of a try? because she likes pain and he has a bit of the sadistic in him, and...Doctor/Kara/Leoben would be v hot, oh yes
falena84 mmm
falena84 the Master
falena84 ....
misscam the Doctor could get around
misscam he's good at that
misscam he needs to get smacked by Natalie!Six, the Master
misscam and maybe Three
falena84 The Master would try to seduce Roslin for the hell of it and fail miserably, am sure..
misscam tie him up and make him watch
falena84 am trying to think of Rose but am kinda failing
misscam tricky, that one
misscam hmm
misscam Chief?
falena84 tyrol would be her rebound guy if she was stuck on Galactica w/o the Doctor, imo
falena84 lololol
falena84 great minds
misscam this conversation should be reposted in my LJ
falena84 if you feel like fixing the typos (am ashamed of my typos and bad capitalisation)

falena84 but I was thinking that the Doctor should shag Sharon too..because she'd corner him and practically force him into it because she'd like to try and shag something not human but not Cylon either
falena84 (it's all your fault I now I can't stop think about this!)
misscam but what about Helo?
misscam will he watch, or get in on it?
falena84 he'd be babysitting Hera?
misscam what, you wanna deny hot guy sex?
falena84 well, somebody's got to think of the kids
misscam with all this sleeping around, there's gonna be lots of new ones
falena84 don't they have contraception on Galactica?
falena84 or is it something they've run out of ?
falena84 *imagines condom made of algae and dies*
misscam that could get a bit sticky in the middle of things
falena84 and not nice smelling, lol
misscam "Just a second darling, I gotta get the algae on!"
falena84 "Do not get confused with the sea urchin, honey, like last time...Dr Cottle teased you quite a lot and you didn't like it"

falena84 oh man I do not know english names for many fish, but in Italian they'd be so many dirty jokes
falena84 mwahaha
misscam that's because you're a filthy, pervy lot
falena84 nah, it's not my fault there's a fish in Italian whose name could mean also "wanker"
falena84or another "hammer"
falena84 or "testicle" lololol
misscam so basically, you name all your fish after the penis?
falena84 maybe it's the shape?
misscam is there something you wanna tell me about Italian eating habits?
falena84 well, the most common name for vagina and penis in Italian are, actually
falena84 potato and peapod
falena84 we do think about food and sex a lot
misscam so, food=sex and is this why all your food is so good? It's born from orgasm?
falena84 probably trying to recreate orgasm out of the bedroom?
misscam so when I'm eating pasta, I'm... wanking?

falena84 I was just honestly wondering
falena84 enquiring minds want to know
misscam of course. wondering about algae condoms is something we all should do
falena84 like I thought, maybe they had pills and such but ran out of it - as they did with food-- and well they made food out of alage
falena84 and in the middle ages they had condoms out of sheep's bowels or some such!
falena84 it's not that farfetched
misscam no no, I get your logic, it's just the unfortunate image
falena84 a dick covered in algae...hahaha, I keep laughing
misscam well, it would make blow-jobs also a lunch-time snack
misscam I can't believe I just wrote that sentence
falena84 should be careful not too get too carried away while snacking lol it could be dangerous

Also, based on falena84's dare, I may now have to write Lee walking in on Adama/Roslin sex. Italians. Pervs, I'm telling you.

Comments

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

OMG! Funniest conversation ever. And is it wrong that I'm now hungry?

[zinke.livejournal.com]

I may now have to write Lee walking in on Adama/Roslin sex.

I can't decide whether that would be utterly hilarious or horrifying (but in the best possible way *g*). Poor Lee!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it would manage to be both and then some.

Dad and sorta-mom-figure at it? Ow, the braincells.

[trialia]

Also, based on falena84's dare, I may now have to write Lee walking in on Adama/Roslin sex. Italians. Pervs, I'm telling you.
DUDE. I want to see that fic! *bugs you*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

If falena84 does her part of the dare, I'll have to write it.

Be very afraid. Or something.

[trialia]

Who's afraid? I'd kill for that!

*is busy giggling over the post*

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. I'd love to see all these fics, even if I only know half the characters.

Algae condoms? Well, that's better than hydrochloric acid. Ouch, fanficrants, very ouch.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

So, I see you spared the REST of your flist from the horror of the split penii. Should I feel privileged to have seen that link, or disturbed that you decided to show it to me?

(no, I still have not forgiven you. :P)

[little-baldwin.livejournal.com]

Those crazy Italians. XD

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

The Master would try to seduce Roslin for the hell of it and fail miserably, am sure..

Bwahahahaha - WIN!

Also, yes, Doctor/Kara/Leoben would be mad hot.

And Tigh and Donna and Six/Jack/Baltar and Master/Starbuck and really, all of this is pure GENIUS.