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Sleeping With Your Laundry
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Bill Adama and Laura Roslin are definitely not doing laundry when Lee Adama walks in on them. [Adama/Roslin, Lee.]

Rating: Teen. Adult actitives.

Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.

Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] falena84, who dared me to write Lee walking in on Adama and Roslin, and I take my dares seriously, yes. Set some time after "Escape Velocity". A great big thanks as always to my smashing beta, [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet.

II

Once, Laura remembers, she walked in on her neighbour's parents. Too young to understand, she listened intently to the explanation of the mother having a sudden desire to wash all the clothes, including those she and Mr. Ackle were wearing. Laundry, Mrs Ackle would insist, cheeks flustered. Just doing laundry.

Laura didn't quite believe that.

It took her ten years to realise sex is better than laundry and that sometimes, lies aren't meant to be believed.

They're just the buffer.

II

Bill Adama and Laura Roslin are definitely not doing laundry when Lee Adama walks in on them.

Her fingers in Bill's hair, naked skin to naked skin, her body buckling as he thrusts, she's so lost in it that it takes at least ten seconds before she even realises they have company.

Lee, her brain registers. Lee is standing in the middle of the room, some papers in his hand and an expression on his face as if a Cylon ran over his Viper. Lee is standing in the middle of the room and his father is in the middle of frakking her and very soon they're going to be in the middle of new definitions of awkward and oh, oh, frak.

"Bill," she says urgently, and he turns slightly to follow her gaze and freezes mid-breath as father and son look at each other.

The Adama look of surprise is fairly similar, she notes.

For what seems an eternity, they're a frozen tableau - the President and the Admiral on the couch, the Quorum delegate on the floor, as if he's bringing an objection to the table.

It's she who finally reacts, and it's to laugh. It seems too late for presidential dignity, especially when her clothes are out of reach, the blanket is too tangled to easily use for cover, Bill is still hard inside her and his hands are halfway up her naked back. Not even Baltar's skill at distortion could describe this as anything but caught in the act, she's pretty sure.

She steadies herself a little against Bill's chest, feeling her laughter being echoed by a low, throaty chuckle from him. She doesn't dare look into his face until she's composed herself slightly, but when she finally looks up, he's smiling. Beautifully, almost child-like, he smiles and Lee or no Lee, she has to return that smile.

"I should come back later," Lee says loudly, and from the corner of her eye, she can see his face still has the same expression, as if he's forgotten to change it.

"Yes," she has the voice to agree. She waits until she hears the door open and close until she starts laughing again, as much as she can with breath already strained. Bill just watches her, a hand on her flushed cheek and eyes so bright it's hard to look away.

"Oh my Gods," she mutters, shaking her head a little. "How did he..."

"He's my son. The guards probably didn't think much about letting him in," Bill says, and she nods a little. "I'll talk to him."

"I think I have to too," she says softly. "Gods... What an image."

Bill just smiles, and she feels her breath catch a little as she moves slightly, changing the angle between their bodies.

"Don't tell me it was worth it to hear me laugh like this," she says, half-accusingly, half-laughing.

"I won't," he says, and his kiss is soft and lingering. "I'll think it."

II

It takes a week to get a meeting with Lee Adama without drawing attention or interrupting her treatments, but as she sits behind her desk and he behind a mask of controlled neutrality, she almost wishes it had been a week later. Or a month. Maybe a year.

Maybe after her death. That would have been a convenient time. At least then she wouldn't have a stupid urge to giggle, as if she is up for a debate and not awkward explanations to a pseudo-stepson.

"Dad's already talked to me," Lee says calmly, voice so neutral she'd almost prefer hostility.

"I'm sure the Admiral has," she says softly. "I just want to..."

"Bill," Lee interrtupts.

"What?"

"Call him Bill, unless you're frakking the Admiral and not my father," Lee says, but the anger in his voice doesn't seem targeted at her. Past relationship, she wonders. Lee's mother? Lee's own experiences?

"Bill," she agrees. "I'm no good at military protocol, remember?"

The smile is gone so fast she's almost sure she imagined it, but at least Lee seems to relax a little. He eases back in the chair, looking straight at her for the first time since he came in.

"How long?" he asks, and she straightens up.

"That is none of your business," she says firmly, but Lee shakes his head.

"Not that. How long do you have to live?"

For a moment, it feels like a punch to the stomach, even with all she's tried to prepare everyone else and herself for it. She's pretty sure her mask slips for a moment, because Lee looks apologetic.

"I don't know," she replies honestly, and he nods slowly. "Bill doesn't want to face it."

"Dad's not great at letting go."

"Yeah," she agrees, thinking about all the lies humans tell themselves. Happy endings, morals, love conquers all. "I noticed."

"He's not great at letting in either," Lee continues. "He could have... I shouldn't have to walk in to know he's... He should have told me."

She doesn't say anything, just watches his face and all the emotion flickering across it, as if he's still deciding what to feel.

"I know what I should see. The President in bed with the military." He shakes head his head slightly. "The fleet... The fleet would see that."

"What do you see?" she asks.

"My dad smiling," Lee says, and he too smiles, half sad and half joy. So unlike the father, and yet... Yet so much the son. "You make him smile."

"Lee..." she starts, but isn't even sure what she's going to say.

"I saw my father smile," Lee says, voice clear. "That's all I saw."

She nods, knowing he'll stick to that. He's Lee. That's what he does. For better or worse or annoyance, that's Lee.

Sleep with the father, she thinks, and get the son too. Adamas. They come as a family package, the fine print in the contract. Accept both, or go for refund.

Mm.

"That's all you saw," she agrees. "Thank you, delegate Apollo."

"Madam President."

After he leaves, she sits in silence for a long time, thinking about all the futures she probably won't have, but in this time and this place, can almost see still.

II

Bill's half asleep when she slips under the covers next to him, but his body moves to make room within seconds still, as if he's already used to the space she takes beside him and doesn't have to think.

He lets out a slow exhale when she kisses the side of his chin, slipping his arms around her.

"I didn't think you'd come tonight," he murmurs, voice low and sleepy.

"Mm," she says, tracing the line of his shoulder. "Tory thinks I'm having another treatment. Doc Cottle thinks I'm recovering from one. I lied a bit."

"At least you won't have to lie to Lee anymore."

"I do," she replies, smiling a little as Bill just looks confused. "He'll just know that I am."

Sometimes, lies aren't meant to be believed, she knows. They're just the buffer, because truth can take a while to digest.

Not just for Lee, she thinks, biting down on Bill's lip as he kisses her hard. Not just for Bill. For all of them.

Bill Adama and Laura Roslin definitely do laundry that night too.

FIN
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Date: 2008-05-20 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-justiner.livejournal.com
This was gorgeous, funny, and very well-written! :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 12:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jo-siris.livejournal.com
Beautiful. So bitter sweet and light hearted too.

I loved the fact both Adama's wear the same expression. lolol

Maybe Lee is not the bastard we all think he is. (if only in fanfic)

Date: 2008-05-20 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I either tend to want to smack Lee or pat him on the head, heh. Been going a bit back and forth on that this season. But we'll see how it turns out in the end - sometimes, learning and growing is a painful process for those witnessing it too, heh.

Anyway, thanks!

Date: 2008-05-20 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pancake-susi.livejournal.com
Very well written, thank you!

Date: 2008-05-20 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thanks :)

Date: 2008-05-20 12:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] trialia
*dead of giggles over the last line* Fabulous, my darling, absolutely fabulous. :D I'm so sick of all the ones that have Lee all angry and hurt about Bill being with Laura, especially if he walks in on them - not!emo!Lee makes me happy :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
He and Laura did get on very well once and I don't think he'd actively wish his father ill, so... I don't know, I can see him manage to deal with it after going through a few motions. He'd have to get used to it, of course. But yeah, this is my take on it, I guess.

Thanks :)

Date: 2008-05-20 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymaryt.livejournal.com
That was so great. Part sweet with an underlying angst. Great combo in my book.

the blanket is too tangled to easily use for cover, Bill is still hard inside her

Because I'm so perverted this is my favourite line. ;-) What a lovely image.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Nothing wrong with being perverted - half my flist is ;)

Thanks :)

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Date: 2008-05-20 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laharah.livejournal.com
*SQUEEE*

i am serioulsy in love with this fic. can i marry it? XD hehehe.

"Bill Adama and Laura Roslin definitely do laundry that night too.

this story most definitely made my day. i CANNOT stop smiling. LOL. not that i want to. let them do lots and lots of laundry pretty please. hehehe. :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
If you can manage to find a priest that'll hitch you two up, go ahead ;)

Thanks - and yeah, let's hope so!

Date: 2008-05-20 01:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com
still without knowing fandom and all...

For what seems an eternity, they're a frozen tableau - the President and the Admiral on the couch, the Quorum delegate on the floor, as if he's bringing an objection to the table.

I scared the kitty when I suddenly burst out laughing at that. *sniggers*

Date: 2008-05-20 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Jooooin the fandom. Joooooin :P

And hah, were you imagining Marcus and Susan with Sheridan walking in, or something? :P

Date: 2008-05-20 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stiletto-freek.livejournal.com
as [livejournal.com profile] laharah said : CAN I MARRY THIS FIC AND HAVE ITS BABIES?

I loved this piece...sooo much. thank you for putting a smile on our lips.

And those Adamas..I mean..there is something about being Adama..

Thank you..this was AWESOME story.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Adamas are awesome. *nods sagely*

And thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minerva-fan.livejournal.com
Oh, lovely. This is the first A/R story I've read in a couple of years, and it was really well-done. I'm not going to get back into the show until all is said and done, just so I don't have to deal with any ugly shocks along the way. But I really enjoyed this. Mmmm...A/R is so yummy.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Heh, thank you :) And hope you enjoy the show when you start watching it again.

(Nasty shocks are indeed evil, but I am too impatient to wait until all is done. Sniff.)

Date: 2008-05-20 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sc-angel72.livejournal.com
How utterly perfect!! And I cackled out loud at the description of Lee looking like his Viper had been run over. That was an utterly brilliant line. You've got such an amazingly accurate voice with all three characters that I really felt like I was watching a hidden moment within the series, not something taken outside or AU. Lovely!

Do you have more BSG fic? I'm addicted to the show, but I've never gotten into the fandom. May have to, even at the 11th hour!

Date: 2008-05-20 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

And yeah, I do. My fanfic: bsg tag will take you to it all. Haven't been into it myself for too long either, so you wouldn't be alone jumping in late ;)

Date: 2008-05-20 01:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skybound2
Oh, wow. I love the imagery of them laughing together as they wait for Lee to leave. ANd this line:
Sleep with the father, she thinks, and get the son too. Adamas. They come as a family package, the fine print in the contract. Accept both, or go for refund.

Very accurate, that. Lovely, fun work :-)

I need to make myself more BSG icons...

Date: 2008-05-20 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

(Make shinies, y/y? :P)

Date: 2008-05-20 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com
That was sooooooo well written. You've inspired me to stalk look through the rest of your pages for other writings. I thnk you've just found a new fan! :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you. :)

(You can find some stuff I've written easily using my fanfic: bsg tag or masterlist. I post quite a bit of non-fanfic stuff in this LJ, so just scrolling back might take a while...)

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Date: 2008-05-20 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redoren.livejournal.com
YAY! I really enjoyed this fic! It was so nicely written. It was delicate and well introduced and it followed through on it's initial promise to address the Laura/Lee issue. I liked it a lot :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoopy0917.livejournal.com
This is wonderful. funny, lyrical, insightful and fairly awesome. Loved it.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hr-musings.livejournal.com
That is a very lovely story. I really like the depth of emotion and how well written it all is.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mingsmommy.livejournal.com
heh. I'm wondering how I can ship for a show I don't even watch, but you have me SO in love with this ship (and your writing) it might be my favorite ship at the moment, even though I've never seen an episode.

Date: 2008-05-20 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Oh, but they are total love on the show. Sci-fi might not be up your alley, but their relationship makes even TV critics 'eee'.

Very flattered you enjoy it so much not even knowing the ship, I have to say. Made my day a little there :D

Date: 2008-05-20 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tina-cat.livejournal.com
Oh that was close to perfection. Loved, loved, LOVED it! Especially that she started laughing when she realised Lee was there, The look of suprise the two Adama's share, and Lee asking how long she has to live and telling her she makes his dad smile.

Date: 2008-05-20 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it as much :)

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Date: 2008-05-20 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyvictoria.livejournal.com
That was fantastic!

Date: 2008-05-20 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamingo55.livejournal.com
Amazing, and brilliantly written as always. I laughed out loud at several points - especially Laura noticing the similar "Adama expressions of surprise" and realizing that "even Baltar couldn't spin the situation as anything other than "caught in the act".

I completely agree with your take on Lee's accidental discovery - he'd be surprised, of course, but mostly happy for his father. Very believable.

Thanks for sharing, and please keep writing!

Date: 2008-05-20 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
:)

I did consider different reactions, but really, whatever else, I really do think father and son Adama would want the other to have some happiness. Whatever issues Lee would have, family love is strong. I think he'd get to a point of living with it.

Thanks :)

Date: 2008-05-20 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wintergreen126.livejournal.com
do laundry

that's my favorite new euphemism for sex!

the President and the Admiral on the couch, the Quorum delegate on the floor, as if he's bringing an objection to the table.

i'm glad this is one objection that lee doesn't raise, something that he writes off as seeing his father smile. that father/son relationship has come a long way from the beginning, and i like how you have lee happy for his dad.

thanks for sharing! i wish they'd actually show something like this on bsg. tv seems to have an aversion to showing older people doing the laundry.

have a great week :o)

Date: 2008-05-20 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Heh, glad you liked. I was trying to think of one I hadn't used before and could be used for funny bits too.

I KNOW. After 30, it's like people don't have a sex life anymore. Wtf? That's often when it's best, from all I hear ;) I keep my fingers crossed this time, though.

It's Eurosong week, wheee! That's always good.

Thanks!

Date: 2008-05-20 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unavitasegreta.livejournal.com
Ahh! I love Lee walking in on them! I don't know why but it is a scenario I find amusing. Your version is just what I imagine it would be like. The awkward humor. The embarrassement. The love of family. Acceptance. So aptly captured in one story.

Date: 2008-05-20 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank [livejournal.com profile] falena84, she raised it. I just wrote it when dared, heh.

Thanks :)

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Date: 2008-05-20 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narciscia.livejournal.com
I adore this, it's so wonderful! I found it incredibly believable while being wonderfully hillarious. Brilliant read, thanks!

Date: 2008-05-20 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 05:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] falena
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This is just perfect, it pushed all the right buttons. Funny, moving, lyrical, introspective and true-to-life sex. And you write Lee so well too.

*prints it and stashes it in special cheer-up-fic folder for blue days*

Slightly OT, today I was reading Ondaatje's new novel and thinking, "This reminds me of Camilla's style." Get writing original stuff woman! It'd sell. :P

Date: 2008-05-20 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
So have I completed my dare to your satisfaction? :P

I have too much fear and am too lazy and disorganized to write novels. Eeek.

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Date: 2008-05-20 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altitudeandwine.livejournal.com
You somehow managed to keep this complex situation simple and in character and thoroughly entertaining. Splendid!

Date: 2008-05-20 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-20 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliet-demarcus.livejournal.com
I don't feel like anything I write will convey how enjoyable and well done that was. But I must congratulate you on a very well written fic that conveys hotness, fluff, fun and angst all at the same time! I loved it!

Date: 2008-05-20 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank you very much :)
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