A little favour...

[misscam]

I, alas, have the mind of a Swiss cheese sometimes. I recall that one of my online "friends" have talked to me about the Anita Blake books and seemed to be a fan of them. But I've forgotten who. I'm horrid with names.

Anyway, I need to ask a little favour of someone who has read the Anita Blake series of books. If any of you have, whether or not you're actually the person I was thinking of, could you please give me a howl?

For everyone else, badfic quotes!


He quietly walked upstairs to get 2 extra king-size bed linen sheets and a small bottle of Sexual Love's Cinnamon Gingerbread oil from the closet in the short hall. Mike didn't hear anything because he was completely sleepy. Carrying the bed linen sheets and the small oil
bottle, Johnny quietly walked downstairs with his excited smile.
(....)
Just a couple of minutes later, Chet returned to the table and continued eating his dinner. Suddenly, he became heroin of romantic sex and fell for Kristina after he sipped his champagne. He felt so horny with his penis erection.


(The story actually had worse, but it was a lot naughtier and kinda racist.)

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Is that the same author as the Liz & Kermit inrerracial love stories? Because it sounds like it...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That it is. *shudder* Remember those? Gaaaaah to infinity.

[missjean.livejournal.com]

...WTF? O.o

My brain hurts.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

and that wasn't even the worst of it.

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

I've read the books, ask away.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's not really for me. I'm beta'ing for this young girl and she has some questions about the Anita Blake books. She doesn't know any who've read it and couldn't find the information she was looking for on the web. I knew I knew someone who had read it, so... Would you be willing to e-mail her and answer any questions she might have? I'd owe you one.

(I'll ask all you who volunteered that and see who's willing.)

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

Or she could just e-mail me at norwegianne@livejournal.com and ask straight away. I have got most of the books at hand, so I'll try to answer.

[(Anonymous)]

What?!?

I've read some bad fanfiction in my time on-line but they usally made *some* sense in all the badness.

This dosen't.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know. And she wrote a whole series of stories, all spectaculary bad.

I've read them

[ciela-night.livejournal.com]

But I don't think I'm the person you're thinking about. I have read all the Anita Blake books though, even the newest one and I own about half the series. I could probably answer your question.

Re: I've read them

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's not really for me. I'm beta'ing for this young girl and she has some questions about the Anita Blake books. She doesn't know any who've read it and couldn't find the information she was looking for on the web. I knew I knew someone who had read it, so... Would you be willing to e-mail her and answer any questions she might have? I'd owe you one.

(I'll ask all you who volunteered that and see who's willing.)

Re: I've read them

[ciela-night.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. Send me the email address and I'll try to answer her questions.

[pipibluestockin]

Have you read them yet or are you contemplating reading them?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No, I wasn't really planning on reading them.

[pipibluestockin]

Oh good. No point really.
They are only really racy if one has never read fan fic and has no idea what a sue is.

Anita Blake

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

I've no idea whether this is me (I rather doubt it, but what the hey). I've got the whole series, read the lot. What be the question?

Re: Anita Blake

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's not really for me. I'm beta'ing for this young girl and she has some questions about the Anita Blake books. She doesn't know any who've read it and couldn't find the information she was looking for on the web. I knew I knew someone who had read it, so... Would you be willing to e-mail her and answer any questions she might have? I'd owe you one.

(I'll ask all you who volunteered that and see who's willing.)

(Hee! Icon!)

Re: Anita Blake

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

No worries. If you want to email me the address, or her questions to magpie at megabitch dot org dot you kay, I'll be glad to help out.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

The Anita Blake books are GREAT!
*rambles on about the series.*
What's the favour?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's not really for me. I'm beta'ing for this young girl and she has some questions about the Anita Blake books. She doesn't know any who've read it and couldn't find the information she was looking for on the web. I knew I knew someone who had read it, so... Would you be willing to e-mail her and answer any questions she might have? I'd owe you one.

(I'll ask all you who volunteered that and see who's willing.)

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

I'm always happy to help!

Okay, so i'm normally happy to eat popcorn on the sidelines and giggle at the stupidity, but anyway...!